Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #9

Synopsis: Mahoney and friends have graduated from the Police Academy (1984) and are issued with their first assignments. As before, their cheerfulness and devotion to duty outweigh any shortcomings, but are they ready to do battle with a band graffiti daubing terrorists?
Genre: Comedy
Production: Warner Home Video
  1 win.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Metacritic:
39
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
1985
87 min
1,141 Views


-You the baddest.

755

01:
04:03,199 -- 01:04:06,430

-How do l get to be a Scallion?

-Scullion, not Scallion.

756

01:
04:06,599 -- 01:04:09,830

What's the difference?

You're lucky you're sitting with me.

757

01:
04:09,999 -- 01:04:11,876

Don't worry, man. We get you in.

758

01:
04:12,039 -- 01:04:15,236

Here comes the Man. Watch your feet,

he's gonna run them over.

759

01:
04:20,239 -- 01:04:22,514

Well, my, my.

760

01:
04:22,799 -- 01:04:25,791

Hello, there.

What are you boys up to, huh?

761

01:
04:26,799 -- 01:04:28,949

Know anything about

destruction of property?

762

01:
04:29,119 -- 01:04:32,509

-Man, we ain't done nothing.

-Oh, you ain't? Oh, my, look at that.

763

01:
04:32,679 -- 01:04:37,116

Put them against the wall. You too, chico.

Come on, get over there! Spread your legs!

764

01:
04:37,279 -- 01:04:39,076

Come on!

765

01:
04:39,679 -- 01:04:42,432

What do you think you're doing?

Come on! Spread them!

766

01:
04:43,959 -- 01:04:46,792

Don't move! Don't move! Shut up!

Get out of the car.

767

01:
04:48,359 -- 01:04:52,352

Come over here. Toss out your gun.

Now we're gonna have a little fun.

768

01:
04:52,519 -- 01:04:56,398

Know what l mean? A little fun.

Now you spread them. You spread them.

769

01:
04:57,279 -- 01:05:00,874

Now kick him. Yeah, kick him.

770

01:
05:01,039 -- 01:05:03,678

You like that? Kick him again. And harder.

771

01:
05:05,359 -- 01:05:09,193

-You're crazy.

-You like that? Hold it, hold it. Hey, Jones.

772

01:
05:09,359 -- 01:05:13,352

That's it, that's it, that's it. All right.

Now get away from the car.

773

01:
05:13,519 -- 01:05:15,077

Get away from the car.

774

01:
05:15,239 -- 01:05:19,869

Who's this guy? This guy giving us lip?

Maybe we should give him a little lip.

775

01:
05:21,039 -- 01:05:23,109

You like that? How about some more?

776

01:
05:25,479 -- 01:05:28,073

Hey, get out of here. Get out of here.

777

01:
05:28,559 -- 01:05:31,153

Hope you're all right, sir.

What do you think?

778

01:
05:31,319 -- 01:05:33,674

Beautiful, baby.

779

01:
05:35,399 -- 01:05:39,915

-There's the little girl. Come on, June.

-This is my big little brother Bud.

780

01:
05:40,079 -- 01:05:42,229

-Hi, Mom.

-Hi, Bud.

781

01:
05:42,399 -- 01:05:43,912

-Hi, little girl.

-Oh, Daddy!

782

01:
05:44,079 -- 01:05:48,277

-So you're gonna leave Daddy, huh?

-This is Eugene.

783

01:
05:48,439 -- 01:05:50,270

Hi, Tackleberry.

784

01:
05:50,439 -- 01:05:53,556

-Good grip.

-l better check the roast.

785

01:
05:53,719 -- 01:05:56,552

Yeah, check the roast, sweetheart!

786

01:
05:57,479 -- 01:05:59,947

Hey, come on. Sit down.

787

01:
06:02,999 -- 01:06:06,708

My little girl here tells me

that you're into self-defense.

788

01:
06:06,879 -- 01:06:09,712

-That's quite correct, sir.

-Yeah, well. . .

789

01:
06:09,879 -- 01:06:13,508

. . .l was in the South Pacific back in '44,

in the Seabees.

790

01:
06:14,039 -- 01:06:17,668

Daddy was middleweight champion

in the Seabees.

791

01:
06:17,919 -- 01:06:21,434

l used to be pretty good at boxing,

but my boy is pretty good too.

792

01:
06:21,599 -- 01:06:24,432

He was on the high school

championship team.

793

01:
06:24,599 -- 01:06:27,989

-But l can still take him, right?

-l don't know, Dad. Take it easy.

794

01:
06:28,159 -- 01:06:29,956

-Come on!

-l don't think so, Dad.

795

01:
06:30,119 -- 01:06:32,553

Come on. Come on.

796

01:
06:33,159 -- 01:06:36,708

-Oh, you all right, Dad?

-Hey, pretty good, huh?

797

01:
06:39,239 -- 01:06:42,436

-l'm sorry, kid, huh? lt's all right, huh?

-lt's all right.

798

01:
06:43,119 -- 01:06:44,347

Good!

799

01:
06:55,359 -- 01:06:59,272

-Are you all right?

-Good, huh? That was. . . .

800

01:
07:01,959 -- 01:07:07,352

You boys stop that foolishness

and come to the table. Dinner's ready!

801

01:
07:07,519 -- 01:07:11,797

When these two start at it,

they're just a couple of kids.

802

01:
07:11,959 -- 01:07:15,634

What do you say?

Go have some chow, huh?

803

01:
07:15,799 -- 01:07:16,948

Aren't they sweet?

804

01:
07:17,279 -- 01:07:20,237

Captain, if you could tape this on him

as high as you can.

805

01:
07:20,399 -- 01:07:22,867

-Where did you get this thing?

-l built it.

806

01:
07:23,039 -- 01:07:27,157

-Why does it say ''Mr. Microphone''?

-lt's okay. l made a few modifications.

807

01:
07:27,319 -- 01:07:31,437

All right, okay. Sir!

Sir, it's a little tight.

808

01:
07:32,479 -- 01:07:34,754

Sorry. Okay, hold on.

809

01:
07:34,919 -- 01:07:40,994

Now, look. Tonight, they're taking me to

meet the leader of the gang, the head guy.

810

01:
07:41,519 -- 01:07:45,194

That's good. As long as this is on,

we'll hear every word, right?

811

01:
07:45,359 -- 01:07:47,589

-Right.

-Do me a favor, and yourself.

812

01:
07:47,759 -- 01:07:51,308

Just try to drop a hint now and then

as to where you are. . .

813

01:
07:51,479 -- 01:07:54,277

. . .so we can sort of keep track

of you, okay?

814

01:
07:54,439 -- 01:07:55,952

-Sir?

-Yeah.

815

01:
07:56,119 -- 01:07:59,998

-You sure this is gonna work?

-Will you stop worrying?

816

01:
08:00,559 -- 01:08:03,676

Mumphrey swings. And it's a home run!

817

01:
08:06,519 -- 01:08:09,317

Does that every once in a while.

Just give it a tap.

818

01:
08:11,359 -- 01:08:13,350

-Hey!

-All right.

819

01:
08:13,519 -- 01:08:16,955

All right. Hey, it's your shot. Sorry.

820

01:
08:17,119 -- 01:08:20,509

-Hey, hey, great car. Where'd you buy it?

-Get in.

821

01:
08:20,679 -- 01:08:21,953

-All right.

-ln the back.

822

01:
08:22,119 -- 01:08:24,917

-ln the back.

-Come on, let's go.

823

01:
08:31,919 -- 01:08:35,753

-Hey, man, it's hot. Take off your coat.

-No, no, no. l'm fine. l'm fine.

824

01:
08:35,919 -- 01:08:39,912

-I like hot.

-Damn. Damn!

825

01:
08:40,079 -- 01:08:43,116

-Where we going?

-That's for me to know, you to find out.

826

01:
08:43,279 -- 01:08:45,668

Right, right. I just like to drive. Right.

827

01:
08:45,839 -- 01:08:47,670

-Wait until you meet Zed.

-Zed?

828

01:
08:47,839 -- 01:08:49,716

-Yeah, he's the man.

-He's bad.

829

01:
08:49,879 -- 01:08:51,278

Hey, he's the best.

830

01:
08:52,799 -- 01:08:55,393

-Mahoney, talk to me.

-Sir, he can't hear you.

831

01:
08:55,559 -- 01:08:57,675

l know that, Schtulman.

832

01:
08:57,999 -- 01:09:03,119

Hey, are we going south? Because

l got a lot of enemies down South.

833

01:
09:05,799 -- 01:09:07,869

Yeah, man. Yeah, man.

834

01:
09:08,039 -- 01:09:11,190

I like it, man. I like it.

I don 't know where I am. I like it.

835

01:
09:28,119 -- 01:09:31,236

Yo, we got a friend. A friend.

836

01:
09:32,239 -- 01:09:34,594

All right, all right.

837

01:
09:35,759 -- 01:09:39,229

l like it. l like it. You know what l mean?

l like it. All right.

838

01:
09:39,399 -- 01:09:42,471

-What is this place?

-Used to be where they kept the bears.

839

01:
09:42,639 -- 01:09:45,517

Oh, yeah? Well, where are the bears?

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Neal Israel

Neal Israel is an American actor, screenwriter, film and television producer and director best known for his comedic work in the 1980s for films such as Police Academy, Real Genius, and Bachelor Party. more…

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