Pottersville Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 84 min
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something that gives them a little hope.
So, if it's not really a Bigfoot,
if it's just some guy pretending,
what do you think they'll do
to him if they catch him?
Hell, knowing Bart, probably shoot
him and hang his head on the wall.
I'll get him.
I'm just outside
of Pottersville,
where it is nine o'clock
in the post meridian.
And, ladies and gentlemen, for the
first time in Monster Finder history,
this find has proven to be so treacherous
that I am out here completely alone.
Aided only by the sheriff,
for legal reasons,
and a local guide...
who is quite curmudgeonly.
What the hell is he doing?
I think he's filming
his TV show.
Is that thing gonna
be on the whole time?
Guys, please. I'm filming my show. That
means I've gotta capture everything.
Sorry.
Can we watch?
Yes. In fact, I think you should
watch, so you can get ready.
For what?
For the Bigfoot, mate.
For the Bigfoot.
Now, I shall try to
communicate with the beast.
I'm communicating
with the Squatch.
By yodeling?
- It's a mating call.
- Oh. So you wanna hump Bigfoot?
It's a coyote.
That's his way of
communicating with us.
It's a coyote.
Very specifically...
there's a Squatch
pretending to be a coyote.
It just gets wilder.
That's what the Squatch does.
See.
Definitely a coyote.
Okay, fine.
- That's for sure. It's a coyote.
- Definitely a coyote.
Fine...
Get out a secret weapon.
Secret weapon.
of them Yeti love songs?
A secret weapon against the Squatch...
is our humanity.
So we shall try to lure him
in with the gift of melody.
Maybe we're gonna have one of them...
Bigfoot hoe-downs.
I hope you got some
more moonshine.
- What?
- You're gonna wake the whole county.
- You think it's stupid, don't you?
- No, I don't think you're stupid.
I just think maybe sometimes when it
comes to thinking, you have bad luck.
I don't understand why it's not working.
It worked perfectly last time.
I hear you, brother, but I've laid bait
and tripwire around the perimeter,
so we'll know when he's coming.
Bait and tripwire. Is that safe?
You okay?
Do you want me to do that?
No, I'm fine.
You can take off if you want.
I'll wait till you're done.
I'll get the bank bag, I can
drop it off on my way home.
Great. Thanks.
Thanks.
What?
Do you need anything else?
Nope, all good.
Thanks for doing it.
Good night, Maynard.
What the hell was that?
- What am I supposed to do with this?
- If you see Bigfoot, shoot him.
I've set up bait and tripwire
around the perimeter of the camp,
and the tripwire has
just been tripped.
So, let's see if we've
got ourselves a Squatch.
What the...?
I think I got him. I
think I got Bigfoot!
What happened?
You shot Jack.
- Where's Bigfoot?
- There's no Bigfoot.
It was just one of your coyotes looking for
a romantic evening of dinner and song.
- Is he gonna be all right?
- He'll be all right, just taking a nap.
Nobody died on this trip.
Yet.
'Cause I'll find
him, I'll catch him.
Is there anything
you can't catch?
You know Bart. If anybody can
catch Bigfoot, it's him.
Probably shoot him and
hang his head on the wall.
Hey, it's me. You gotta
get me out of here.
Why? What's the matter?
We didn't hear a peep
from Bigfoot all night.
And I haven't slept
and I haven't eaten,
and on top of everything else, I'm
taking a crap in the woods right now.
- Are you serious?
- Yes, I'm pooping right now...
- Ew. That is so gross.
What am I supposed to do? It's not
like there are bathrooms here.
First of all, you could not
call me while you're doing it.
Besides, what are you
I hadn't thought that far ahead.
Oh, God. You gotta get
me out of this hell.
I have some Purell, but I
don't think that's gonna...
Hello?
Hello?
- No phones on my hunt.
- Great! That's just great!
What do we do now if there's
an actual emergency?
Relax. You're the expert.
I will have you know, I
have low blood sugar
and we haven't eaten since
we've been out here.
I could get light-headed.
You're hungry? Why
didn't you say so?
Here.
There.
It's protein. It's okay.
Are you mad?
You better pick that up. Your
breakfast is getting away.
I've lost my appetite.
Have it your way. I just wouldn't
want you to die of light-headedness.
You owe me an iPhone.
- That'll be one dollar.
- A dollar?
Unbelievable. Five bucks in the city. I'll
buy a bunch of these before we leave.
When is that gonna be, actually?
Well, if they don't find something
tonight, he's outta there.
He's not gonna make it another night.
No way.
And then this whole trip
will have been a bust.
We got some footage.
We can't air a show without
any Bigfoot evidence
and him running around looking
scared out of his mind.
Thank you.
Let's go.
Good evening, Jack.
You've been sleeping all day,
and he's been sulking all day.
Here you go, Jack. Come on over here.
All is forgiven.
He knows you didn't
mean to shoot him.
Why don't you tell us
all about Bigfoot?
Who knows? It may help us to catch him.
Come on.
- You have any of that moonshine left?
- If a snake had ears would you screw it?
What are you doing tonight?
Nothing.
You wanna hang out,
have a couple of beers?
I don't think I'm in the mood.
Why don't you come over? We'll
watch a movie and make popcorn.
I'm not up for a movie tonight.
Thanks, though.
You sure? I make a
mean Jiffy Pop.
I know you do, I just...
It's been a long couple
of weeks, you know?
Rain check?
Any time.
Night, May.
Night, Park.
Oh, hey...
You mind?
Of course not.
Are you trying to tell me that
Bigfoot is really an alien?
No. Not...
Not just an alien...
an alien criminal...
who has been dropped and
left on this planet
as punishment for his crimes.
Are you trying to say that Earth
is like a prison for Bigfoot?
Exactly.
- It's a prison for Bigfoot.
- Exactly.
It's a prison. The whole
thing is a prison.
So when we catch him, Jack, you're
gonna have to read him his rights.
Mr. Television Man, may I
ask a couple of questions?
Of course, mate.
Bigfoot's paws...
What differentiates Bigfoot's
paws from other animals?
Yeah, the...
- Bigfoot's paws.
- Yeah.
Bigfoot scat. You ever
find any of that?
That must be really interesting.
- Scat?
- Scat.
- Scat?
- Scat.
I'm so glad you asked me
about the scat, because...
Nickel for all the times school
children asked me about the scat.
about the scat...
The scat is my favorite
part of the job.
You know, put my hands in it.
I get right in there.
Yeah.
I'm a bit drunk, but that
is definitely not a coyote.
I have no idea what that was.
- Maybe that's our Squatch.
- Wait a minute.
Only one way to find out.
What day is this?
Hey, Bart. Hey, Brock.
Hey, guys?
May? May, I know your secret.
May?
May?
Get that out of my face.
Come on.
Guys...
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