Pottersville Page #6
- PG-13
- Year:
- 2017
- 84 min
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What the devil is
happening out here?
Probably a UFO dropping
off Bigfoot prisoners.
Sweet Yowie, how many monsters
you got in these woods?
Hey guys, there's nothing there.
Let's go back.
It's obviously something.
It got our attention, you can
bet your butt it got Bigfoot's.
That's why I wanna go back,
because if Bigfoot's...
Jack, you're not making sense.
I've gotta film
this for my show.
Bart, come on...
Oh, hell.
What the...?
Welcome to our first annual
Squatch Watch Spirit Gathering.
Your what? Oh, no.
Quit that, lady.
- Quit that!
- We're here to see Bigfoot.
- We love Bigfoot.
- You people, you have to go.
- We love Bigfoot.
- You have to get out of here.
Do your loving somewhere else.
Jack, come over her.
Help me out.
All right, folks. My
friend here is right.
This is not really the time,
definitely not the place for the...
Feels kind of amazing.
Jack, moonshine and tranquilizer
is not a good combination.
Get the hell away from me.
- He's one of us.
- One of us.
One of us.
I wanna be your
fuzzy little joey.
One of us.
What the hell is "one of us"?
- We're furries.
- What the hell's a furry?
A furry is a person.
They're people...
who just happen to like to
dress up in furry clothes
and rub up against each another.
And I'll tell you
something else, Bart...
I'm a furry, okay, and
I'm damn proud of it!
Okay. That's it! Out of here!
But, we love Bigfoot.
Lady, once I have Bigfoot
stuffed and mounted,
you're welcome to rub up
against him all you want.
But until then, get your skinny
little chicken ass out of here.
She's a bunny, Bart.
She's a bunny!
- What?
- She's a bunny.
It doesn't work as a chicken.
She's a bunny!
Okay, then hop it
on out of here.
Go on! I'm gonna count to ten.
One...
If you wanna come to the next
meeting, just let me know.
I will.
I will and I do and I will.
Come on! Out!
Come on!
Now, as for you two.
Was that a real gun
you shot back there?
Yep, and I'll use it again
get into this tent tonight.
Do your thing, Mr.
Television Man.
What thing?
You know, that howling,
yodeling thing you do.
I thought you said
it was stupid.
No, it's perfect.
You hear something?
Just shut up and do it.
Jack, you stay here.
I need you to film me.
Okay.
- Okay.
- Keep that right on me.
- Right.
- This is my good side.
Stay on the face.
Stay on my face.
He's out there. He's
definitely out there.
He's getting closer.
Sorry.
Did I get him?
Did I get him?
Did I get him?
Yeah, you got him.
You got him, all right.
Hey, Pottersville, I found Bigfoot!
Follow me!
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
Bigfoot can be
seen by the stars.
Monster found!
Pick up, pick up.
Come on, May, pick up the phone.
Ladies and gentlemen,
what you are about to witness is
not just television history...
it's also scientific history.
It's also world history.
It may, in fact, be the most significant
event in the history of mankind.
Because I have managed to do
what no one else ever could.
Which is capture the world's
most elusive beast.
Without further
ado, I present...
Bigfoot.
Maynard!
Maynard!
Maynard.
Maynard. What did you do to him?
I caught him. That's
my job, isn't it?
- This isn't Bigfoot!
- Of course it is.
Is this really what you do for a living?
This is Maynard Greiger.
He runs the general store.
Maynard.
- Maynard.
- Sh*t.
It's okay, Park. He's
gonna be all right.
I just popped him with
a tranquilizer dart.
Was that you in the
forest this entire time?
Maynard, are you okay?
So, this is all a big hoax?
Cameras off!
- Hey...
- This is a big hoax, isn't it?
Do you know who I am?
This was gonna be my
biggest show ever!
It was gonna make me a star!
Well, guess what?
I am gonna sue Pottersville.
How do you like that?
That's right. You'll be ruined!
I don't care if a colony of Bigfoot
moves in and builds houses,
and starts raising their kids and
marching their kids back and forth
to school across the square every day,
and singing karaoke at the karaoke bar!
No one's ever gonna see it!
Because from now on,
Pottersville will be known as a
town of fakes and phonies...
and freaks.
G'day, morons.
Did somebody say they
needed a Bigfoot?
Well, nice work, Maynard, now the
whole town is gonna get sued.
There goes Christmas.
And we can all kiss a
Happy New Year goodbye.
foot" up your ass.
Hey, little bunny.
come over later and...
I'd love for you to come by tomorrow,
Maynard, and pack your stuff and leave.
We all just wanted
to meet Bigfoot,
and you made us look
like a bunch of idiots.
I'm sorry.
You okay, pal?
So you will be seeking
legal action?
That's right, yeah.
It's the opposite of a class-action suit,
because it's me against 80 people.
It's like un-classy suit.
It's not what you call it, but
I'm suing for damages, yeah.
I have heard a
number, an estimate,
somewhere in the ballpark of 150
million dollars in damages.
Is that what you
will be seeking?
I couldn't say, and I won't say.
I'm not allowed to say,
but that's accurate, yes.
I can't promise you anybody's gonna show
up, I mean, people are pretty upset.
But you know his heart
was in the right place.
Yeah. Well, I'll do my best.
Hi. Is there a Maynard
Greiger here?
I don't get it.
Don't you know how much he loves
you, how much he loves this town?
Maynard's family has owned and operated
the general store for generations.
packing up his shop because...
he doesn't know what else to do.
He feels like he
doesn't belong here.
Well, he did ruin our shot.
Your shot at what?
Fame, fortune. Being on TV.
And how did he ruin it, exactly?
By pretending to be Bigfoot.
How much Bigfoot merchandise
did you sell out of his store?
Did you ever offer him anything?
Did he ever ask for
anything in return?
He's given everything
to Pottersville.
I mean everything.
He's tried so hard to keep us and
this town afloat that, honestly,
I don't know if he could
afford to keep his store open
even if he felt like
you wanted him to.
You've all seen this.
You know what it's for.
And at one time or another, when
you were down on your luck,
each and every one of you asked Maynard
to put your name in this book.
Has he ever refused any of you?
Now when he needs our help, your
answer is to turn your back on him?
Well, before you decide
that he ruined your shot,
or your Christmas, or your Happy New Year,
I just want you to take a look at this.
Then you can tell me if you're still
upset with him for pretending.
It's empty.
Yeah.
Now we go live
to Stacy Gutierrez
for a story you'll only find
here on Channel 13 News. Stacy.
Thank you, John.
Hi, this is Stacy Gutierrez
reporting live on Christmas Eve
here in Pottersville, but
all is not merry and bright
as the town is still reeling
from the Bigfoot hoax.
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