Powerful Out Women: On the Campaign Trail Page #7
- Year:
- 2012
- 23 min
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-No, l see you.
OFFlCER:
Get out of the vehicle.-Hey, here's the good news. l came back.
Let's just talk about this. Oof. Hey.
-He f***ing set me up, Mitch.
MlTCH:
l know it.l mean, l showed one moment of weakness,
and then he struck like a cobra.
MlTCH:
Absolutely. Hey, guys. How you doing?-You were charged with drunk driving.
ls it true you blew a 1 .4?
Let's also remember
that a responsible number of drinks...
...makes your body looser in car accidents.
-You actually suffer less injuries.
-Are you advocating drinking and driving?
Thank you for your help.
You guys do real good work. God bless you.
[GROANS]
-Goodness gracious.
CAM:
Oh, God.-l swear to God, l wanna run these people over.
MlTCH:
l don't blame you.[BEEPlNG]
[ALARM BLARlNG]
CAM:
Damn it. l am still way too drunk.
CAM:
We need to double upour fundraising efforts.
-lf there's money out there, we get it.
-Right. That's what we're gonna do.
Did you hear about this corporation
that came in...
...and bought 50 foreclosed homes
in this district? What are you doing?
All right. Anyway,
they also bought off a few closed-up factories.
-You know anything about that?
-No, l've been trying to win an election.
Hey, guys, l heard what happened.
Listen, l wanna tell you,
we had nothing to do with that DUl.
We don't run a negative campaign.
Need a ride?
[BOTH CHUCKLlNG]
-Come on. We're not gonna fall for that.
-Come on.
-Jump in.
-Why would you offer us a ride?
l'm trying to make it up to you.
l'm not who you think l am.
-Get in the car and l'll give you a ride.
-Are you sure?
l swear. l swear on my mother's grave.
Okay? lsn't that enough? Come on.
-We're gonna fit in that tiny little thing?
CAM:
Are you gonna make us pay for the gas?You know what? My treat.
-Okay.
-All right.
-Okay.
-Thank you.
-This is very nice.
-Wonderful.
The man's not gonna swear
on his mother's grave and then drive off--
[HORN HONKS]
TlM:
My mother's still alive!
-What did he say?
-He said, "My mother is still alive."
-Oh, that's how you beat that.
-Yeah.
That's exactly how you beat it.
l'm an American.
[AUDlENCE CHEERS]
And l believe in American ingenuity
and hard work.
Unlike my friend here, Cam Brady...
...who believes that everyone should live
in Rainbow Land.
[AUDlENCE BOOS]
Douglas, l'd like to say one thing.
l'm an American too.
And l have no idea what he's referring to
as Rainbow Land, okay?
l'm referring to a 1 3-page doctrine...
...written by Camden Brady...
...called Rainbow Land.
That's something l wrote
in the second grade.
l think anybody that writes
about the redistribution of wealth...
...sounds like a communist to me.
-Am l right?
-Hold on.
lt is the simple story of a teddy bear
giving a pot of gold to a leprechaun, okay?
-That's right.
-May l read from Page 7?
WOMAN 1 :
Don't listen to him, Cam.
"Please come with me to Rainbow Land...
...where unicorns are made of fudge
and cotton candy...
...and everything is free."
lt's a fictitious place.
Rainbow Land, it's fiction.
l guess we're all idiots
according to Cam Brady.
-l didn't say that. l did not say that.
MAN 1 :
Hey! Hey!l do not want to live in Rainbow Land...
...and you can't make me live
in Rainbow Land.
MAN 2:
Yeah.-This is America.
You do not have to live in Rainbow Land.
-You can go to Rainbow Land.
-lt does not exist.
lt's a fictitious place. l was 8.
lt's from a child's imagination.
-lt's right here in his communist manifesto.
WOMAN 2:
Oh, come on.-l won't go to Rainbow Land.
MAN 3:
Sit down.l said, sit the f*** down. lt doesn't exist.
Go back to where you're from, dick.
lt's not a real place!
How many times do l gotta say it?
lt's not real!
-What is he pointing at?
-Don't worry.
-ls he pointing at me?
-He sure the f*** is.
MARTY:
Cam, you're a communist.-He's talking sh*t about me again?
-You pointing at me?
-What?
-You pointing at me? You talking to me?
-Huh?
-F***ing d*ckhead!
-What are you doing? Cam, no.
CAM:
What did you--?MlTCH:
No. No!No, no, no!
Your nickname in school was Tickle Shits.
l'm gonna see if it's true.
Don't you sh*t your pants, Marty.
-Don't! Ha, ha!
TlM:
Go for his hair.-You do not touch the hair.
-Don't you touch my hair.
-lt's a $900 haircut.
MlTCH:
Don't talk about that, Cam.l'm gonna kill you.
Remember the politician that punched a baby?
Well, he's at it again.
He punched Uggie, the dog from
the Academy Award-winning film The Artist.
Marty Huggins is solidly ahead.
Rainbow Land is now number six
on Amazon.com.
CAM:
Can't believe you landed a national interview.
MlTCH:
Mm-hm.-This could really swing the campaign.
Yeah, that's the idea.
Let's get this bad boy. Let's wrap it up.
-How's the hair?
-Strong.
CAM:
Yeah.-So f***ing strong.
My hair could lift a car off a baby if it had to.
-Absolutely.
-lt'd do it on its way to church.
-Okay. Ready to do it? Let's do it.
-Ready. Let's go.
Good evening.
Welcome to Piers Morgan Tonight.
We start tonight from North Carolina...
...with one of the nation's ugliest
and most polarizing campaigns ever.
-Our guest is Congressman Cam Brady.
-Thank you, Piers.
lt is an honor to be on your show.
My wife, Rose, and l watch you every night.
MORGAN [ON TV]:
That's very kind of you, congressman.
lt's well known the Motch brothers
are backing Marty Huggins...
...your opponent, with millions of dollars.
ls this election being bought
by the highest bidder?
Piers, this election is about
the freedom of choice, simple as that.
Americans standing up for their freedom
and their right to choose...
...whether it be in the great outdoors
or with four black friends at a jazz club.
Congressman, are you taking money
to promote Menthol 1 00s or not?
-Uh, come again? Did you say Menthol 1 00s?
-l'm not saying the brand of cigarettes again.
Are you taking money
from big tobacco companies?
No, no, no, l'm not.
l just honestly enjoy their cool, fresh taste.
And the freshness that Menthol 1 00s--
-Easy.
MlTCH:
Hey, come on.-Congressman, let's get back on topic, please.
-l'd love to.
And what was that topic
we were talking about?
Did it happen to be Coke Zero?
No, it was not Coke Zero.
Look, l'd like to say one thing:
Marty Huggins for Congress in '012.
lt's a mess.
You're taking money
from Marty Huggins' campaign?
-To do a plug on my show?
-Yes. l did take money from Marty Huggins.
But you can rest assured that every dime...
...every single dime,
will be used to defeat Marty Huggins.
lt's a mess.
Let's change topics.
Let's get to the toll this race has had
on your marriage.
Oh, there's been no toll.
l don't know why you would bring that up.
l find that laughable. Ha, ha.
No, our campaign
is just so steady right now.
We are really hitting our stride,
and my lovely wife is a rock.
Really? Well, as a special guest
from an undisclosed location...
...let's introduce you to your wife.
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