Premature Page #3
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on her own with her... Mammogram.
Hey. I've been looking
all over for you.
Hey, how was your, uh...
Really?
Uh, yeah.
I, um...
I pulled a wonjongkam.
No. What happened.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, so, listen, um...
I don't think I can
make it tonight.
I, uh, I'm just not
feeling up to it.
Yeah, you know, another time.
Um...
It's just my future's in doubt.
Yeah. Yeah, no, that's okay.
I don't know why
you feel so bad.
Because I just lied to gabs.
I feel awful.
Good. We can use that.
What?
Well, guilt is a blessing.
It'll make you last longer.
You can only go four minutes
when it's just you
and the tissues.
Yeah, and I'm feeling plenty
of guilt then, too.
Well, we'll need
something stronger.
Remember when I accidentally
exposed my baldy?
Ugh. Yeah.
It looked like my
grandpa's elbow.
Yeah, use that.
That'll ruin things
for a little while.
That's good.
You know what you should do?
Buy the magnums, too.
Then use the regular-sized
Magnum wrapper.
What's that gonna do?
Besides make her feel
like she has a giant vagina.
Um, I'll have the trojan ecstasy
ultra-ribbed, please.
Whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh
I love you
you do, too
oh!
[ Coughs, groans ]
I'm fine, you a**hole!
Whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh
whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh
I love you
you do, too
you love you
p*ssy?
Excuse me?
Are you here for p*ssy?
I'm Angela's tutor.
Is she home?
I don't know.
Mind if I check?
Do as you wish.
Hey.
Hey.
Uzi, you know you
can smoke inside.
Uh, no thank you.
Uzi's from Israel. He's
staying with us for the
rest of the school year, so...
Cool.
When it's this quiet
back home...
A caf explodes.
Come on in.
Okay.
[ Chuckles ]
Ka-boom.
Uh... So...
Quadratic equations.
Believe me, it is a lot more
exciting than it sounds.
What are you doing?
Sit on the bed.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, right.
Of course.
[ Chuckles ]
So, would you like some wine?
It's white zinfandel.
It's my mom's favorite.
It's absolutely delish.
No thanks.
Math pairs better
with a robust red.
[ Both chuckle ]
Is your mom home?
No, she works at night.
It's just me and uzi.
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry!
[ Chuckles ]
So, uh...
What... what exactly is your
test on tomorrow?
Can I confess something to you?
You don't have a dead wife or
anything, do you?
'Cause I can't take
that again today.
[ Chuckles ] No.
I don't really have
a test tomorrow.
You don't?
No
I just really like
studying with you.
I really like studying
with you, too.
Your grades are
really improving.
like, the highlight of my week.
They are?
Yeah.
When I'm with you, I don't know.
You don't treat me
like everyone else.
I just feel... I don't know.
Safe.
I was captain of the safety
patrol team in 8th grade.
Wait.
Maybe we should...
oh, that... that is nice.
[ Moans ]
the laundry, hon.
What the f...
[ slurping ]
It's okay.
She's in the laundry room.
Sit down.
[ Sighs ]
We both know how important
today's interview is.
Rob?
The interview is today?
Don't "f" with me, Robert.
When you were benched in little
league and your team played with
eight players, I said nothing.
When you were bullied by
Sally levinson, I said nothing.
When you lost the class presidency
to a raccoon, huh, I said nothing.
But this interview is far too important
for me to sit idly by and say nothing.
I want you to wear this
during the interview.
This is my old headband from
when I rowed crew at Georgetown.
Today's the day you
make me proud.
[ Groans ]
It would save me time if I would
just put down newspaper on
his... Bed.
[ Car door closes ]
Rob!
Yo, rob!
Ah!
So, I'm about to blow my
load when she says, "wait. "
She then stands up,
gets dressed, and leaves.
RARBG.COM Before she goes, she turns to me
and says, "okay. Come now. "
And boom. I came.
What the f*** are you doing?
Why are you dressed
like Ellen degeneres?
[ Groans ]
No, he sent me this
f***ed-up YouTube clip.
Some mma guy got punched in the
nuts so hard he
sh*t himself and came.
Hey, you pissed at me
or something?
I'm just... Really out of it.
I don't think I slept so good.
And a good morning to you both.
Hey, gabs. Arthur.
What time are you
flying out, Artie?
Too bad the special Olympics
doesn't have a comedy competition.
So, rob, Gabrielle told me your
Georgetown interview is today?
Does anyone know the
warning signs of a stroke?
Good morning.
Hi, Mr. Hughes.
Arthur, I thought you
were gonna be here early.
Excuse me for a second.
You know, I kind of
feel bad for him.
Probably because he
has one eyebrow.
And it's thicker than...
Both:
Sam elliott's mustache.So, I was thinking every
time they ask for alternate
pronunciations, we could drink.
Rob! Yo, rob!
Hey!
Are you kidding me?
You're volleyball players.
You don't get to pick on people.
Set me.
Oh!
Ooh! Damn!
[ Laughs ]
It's piss.
Okay, um...
Well, that'll dry by
the interview, right?
Yeah, but he smells
like a urinal cake.
I have my test next
period, so I got to go.
Um...
Stanley, go to
the lost and found...
no, it's fine.
I'll just wear the shorts in my
gym locker.
Really? You sure?
Stay calm.
Take a deep breath.
No, seriously. I'm good.
This was the dream.
Yeah.
Lisa's telling you to come.
The piss gun.
have sex with me.
Bullshit.
Hey. I have a test next period.
Are all the people you
tutor this self-absorbed?
Hi, rob.
So, I know our tutoring session
wasn't supposed to be until
Thursday, but I was kind of,
like, hoping that we could
schedule an emergency session.
Miss marconi moved the test up.
She's getting a
mammogram tomorrow.
[ Chuckles ]
Mammogram.
[ Chuckles ]
How could you even focus
In the dream, I bombed it.
Angela will make everything
[ Knock on door ]
I need rob crabbe to
the main office.
You know, I bombed
the Angela thing, too.
That's right.
What?
Nothing.
Are you ready?
Do I look ready?
The outfit weirdly
works for you.
No, it doesn't.
Nope. Not at all.
Oh, I have bad news for you.
Yeah, pongsaklek wonjongkam
misspelled "endoradiosonde. "
[ Voice breaking ] My wife was
my tutor. That's how we met.
[ Crying ] Oh, God. Jesus.
[ Sobbing ]
She's gone.
So?
Don't shut me out!
Hey, rob!
[ Chuckles ]
Are you okay?
I just thought you'd be more
excited to come over tonight.
You know, if you
have other plans.
I can tutor you tonight, so...
You're a life saver!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Ticking ]
Um... Help me? I'm sick.
What's wrong?
I have no idea.
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