Premature Page #4
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- Year:
- 2014
- 93 min
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I'm having dj vu or, like, a
psychotic episode, and I really
need your help because
I'm falling apart.
Okay.
Put this under your tongue.
That's your timer, Neal.
No fever, Neal.
You're not sick, honey.
You can go back to class.
[ Vomiting ]
Yeah, you know what?
I'll just figure it out.
Feel better, Neal.
There's never a bad time to
get an std from Angela yearwood.
Even if she gave you a fatal one,
your doctor would still high-five you.
Sh*t. I never canceled
with gabs.
Who cares?
Angela's about to deflower you.
Please smile.
Could I have the trojan
ecstasy ultra-ribbed, please?
Whoo, whoo, whoo-ooh-ooh
I love you
you do, too
oh, sh*t. This is where... aah!
[ Groans, coughs ]
Are you here for p*ssy?
Hey.
[ Door closes ]
Can I confess something to you?
I don't really have
a test tomorrow.
I know.
Oh, no.
[ Moaning ]
the LA...
today's the day you
make me proud.
Rob! Ah!
She's getting a
mammogram tomorrow.
I have some more bad
news for you.
[ Crying ]
Not this time.
[ Groans ]
P*ssy?
Can I confess something to you?
[ Moaning ]
Just... Throw the sheets
in the laundry, hon.
What the f*** is happening?!
Is everything okay?
[ Chuckles ] Yeah! Yeah.
I'll just... I'll throw
the sheets in the laundry.
[ Chuckles ]
Do you want this to end?
'Cause [Chuckles] I think you're
getting a pretty good deal here.
We're having sex. The least you
can do is hold my hand in school.
this works is because I get to
practice for when I meet
the right guy in college, okay?
'Cause as far as anyone
who really matters is concerned,
you don't exist.
[ Thud ]
[ Groans ]
The hell are you doing here?
I have something I
need to tell you.
There is only
one explanation.
Your virginity is
driving you insane.
It's like one of those videos we saw
in Ms. depanorizzi's health class.
You know, how little Timmy went
berserk because he masturbated
too much.
No, I know. It's just... I
swear this all feels too real.
Way too real.
Sounds like a
delusional disorder.
Unlike hallucinations, your
actual belief in these events is
clearly pathological.
An antipsychotic will help
reduce your dopamine levels.
You'll be fine.
My dad's a psychiatrist.
I know what will help.
What?
A threesome.
With me?
Yeah. With you.
It's a win-win-win.
Look, you get some pre-college practice, rob
has sex and is no longer driven mad by his
virginal status, and I bust a
nut before 8:
00 in the morning.What do you say?
Yeah, but what actually
happens in a threesome?
Does that mean that you and I...
mnh-mnh, rob, you and
I will not be having sex.
We'd be boning Lisa.
At the same time?
It all depends.
There are different methods.
You know, we could take turns...
okay.
Do you really think that I would
have a threesome with
the two of you?
Maybe.
Okay, look.
Threesomes are... Special.
They're specifically reserved
for when I find the man
that I'm going to marry.
And then a friend of
his choice, of course.
You know, that's how
you make marriages work.
Oh, and, Stanley, you
can come now.
[ Gasps ]
You too, rob.
[ Both gasping ]
the laundry, hon.
He's a young man!
Are you kidding me with this?!
It's like he's regressing
right before our eyes!
He has a big day, probably
just needed to relieve
some tension.
That was a lot of tension!
Our son is turning
into this pervert!
When I was that age,
I could fill a bucket.
Yeah? Well, sweetie,
you can still fill a bucket.
It's just a little squirt.
A little squirt?!
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So, I went to Angela's house
one, two, three times, and then
I went and saw Stanley and Lisa.
And then we almost
had a threesome.
And then...
Is that a 48-inch...
sure is.
I'm gonna do my own
laundry from now on.
Hey!
Hey!
Gabs!
Gabrielle, stop!
Gabrielle!
Rob? Are you okay?
You look insane.
Did you see Gabrielle?
Yeah. She went inside.
Dude, I called your phone
like a thousand times.
The most amazing thing
happened to me this morning.
I know. Lisa's totally become
a master at jizzekinesis!
Jizzekinesis!
Gabs!
Gabs! Hey!
Gabs!
That's what you're
wearing to your interview?
Huh?
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Hey, um, I need to talk to you.
It's really important.
Sure. Are you okay?
Not really.
Let's go somewhere maybe and...
[ laughter ]
Oh, yeah!
You think that's funny?!
You think that's funny?!
Whoa!
Chill out!
That wasn't yours to touch.
Rob, I think we should go now.
Yeah, you should really
listen to your girlfriend.
You guys are taller and
you're better looking, but
that's not enough, is it?
I mean, why do you pick
on guys like me?
You know what I think?
I think you're gay and you don't
know how to handle it, so
you pick on me because, inside,
society picks on you.
That's not cool.
Tommy's gay.
Yeah, it's not that
big of a deal.
The guys are super supportive.
Oh, that's so nice.
Yeah, I guess it would have been worse
if you guys played a real sport, right?
[ Laughs ]
That came out wrong.
Gabs, I got to go.
Probably for the best.
Get him!
Aaaaaah!
[ Shouting indistinctly ]
Oh, rob! Can you...
no!
[ Indistinct shouting ]
Where is he?
Try that one.
[ Sighs ]
Oh, sh*t!
Oh, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on!
Get it open!
It's stuck! It's stuck!
One, two, three!
Would you guys just stop
banging for like two seconds?
Ugh! He's whacking!
[ Gasping ]
[ Boys groan ]
Just... Throw the sheets
in the laundry, hon.
[ Door closes ]
Nothing happened.
[ Slurping ]
Mm.
Good morning.
Sit down. I want to talk to you.
Dad...
Why is it so important to
you that I go to Georgetown?
where I met your mother
and my life really began.
And you want that for me?
Yes, of course.
Well, what if I don't need
Georgetown to get that?
You don't want to
go to Georgetown?
[ Chuckles ]
No, I'm... I'm just kidding.
No, I just... I don't need
a pep talk, that's all.
I got this.
You know, why don't you just focus on
planning your trip to parents' weekend.
Okay.
All right.
Have a good day.
I proved the existence of a sex jedi
and you're just speechless and smiling.
Do you think about
anything besides sex?
Yeah. I think about
a lot of stuff.
Like why we're still
reliant on foreign oil.
What I'd look like
with a ponytail.
You know?
Why the sudden up tick
in peanut allergies?
You know, there are other
things in this
world besides sex.
Other things to see
or do in this world.
In this school, even.
What the hell are you
talking about?
life without repercussions.
Hi, guys.
Hey, didn't your cousin
Yeah. He had a psychotic break and
burned down his neighbor's shed.
Thank you for bringing that up.
Uh-huh. We need to get rob
admitted there stat.
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