Premature Page #5
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- 2014
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You know, I just woke up this
morning, and long story short, I
feel like I can do anything.
Okay. Can we talk about
that on the way to class?
Yeah, let's go. I need
to make a poo.
Yeah, you guys go.
I don't really feel
like walking.
Yeah, you're right.
He's acting weird.
Yeah. He's like the
douchey lama.
Stop that golf cart!
Show me your hall pass.
Is there a hall pass
for golf carts?
I'm gonna have to write you up.
You poor soul.
You don't know the power
that you possess.
I mean, you get beaten up
every day, and for what?
A line on a college rsum?
I mean, what if instead of
writing people up, you used your
position to your advantage,
got something out of it.
Like, tell me that you won't write
me up if I give you the golf cart.
You would do that?
Maybe.
Or... Excuse me, miss?
Do you have a hall pass?
Sh*t.
No.
Ah, I'm not sure what we can do.
You see, my friend here is a
hall monitor, and it is his job
to write up students who roam the
halls without the necessary paperwork.
Please don't write me up.
I'll get suspended if I get
written up again.
Will you French kiss him?
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
But he can't tell anyone.
Deal.
[ Door opens ]
But give him something
to remember.
[ Sighs ].
[ Slam ]
This is what you're
doing with your day?
Yeah, totally.
Check this out.
Where'd you get that?
You know that creepy janitor?
It turns out he's
not a pedophile.
He's just a drug dealer.
Huh.
Hop in.
Should we be out here?
[ Grunts ]
Nope.
But that's what makes it fun?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
And if we get caught?
[ Laughs ]
Just trust me.
It's like that time that you
told me to tell my gym teacher I
couldn't run the mile because
of my menstrual cramps.
Did I do it?
Mr. zizek still
calls you "tampon. "
[ Chuckles ]
I didn't say I'm not
smoking with you.
Come on.
Light that thing up.
Let us see if it is
really a gateway drug.
Oh. It is.
A gateway to awesome.
[ Coughs ]
[ Spits ]
[ Laughs ]
Oh, thank you.
[ Chuckles ]
Hey, you, um, would you like to
hear something that I've
never told anyone ever?
Yes.
Freshman year, I thought that
hat Mrs. wiley was going to be
staying at my house for a night
while my parents went away.
[ Laughs ]
You would have to bomb your
house to get rid of the
stench of her perfume.
Oh, God.
[ Laughs ]
How did we become friends?
You don't remember?
No, it's not that I don't
remember, it's just...
It feels like you've
always been here.
Sorry.
Weed must make me
uncomfortably deep.
Uh-huh.
Um... I was in the third grade
and I was the new girl, the
giant, 5'3" new girl.
And you were the only one who
didn't laugh at me.
I was too scared to laugh.
You were enormous.
[ Laughs ]
Oh.
Hey.
No matter where we end up next
year, we have to watch
the spelling bee together.
Of course we will.
I blew you off this time.
I'll never do it again.
When did you blow me off?
I meant... I meant to say I
would never blow you off.
[ Chuckles ]
Sorry.
This stuff must really
[ Chuckles ]
It's nice to get out like
this once in awhile.
You know?
Get out of class, live a little.
Yeah.
We should have done something
like this sooner.
Mm-hmm.
You know what?
Come on.
Where are we going?
There's something else I've
always wanted to do.
[ Snoring ]
Here.
It's pretty good, but kind of
illegal.
[ Knock on door ]
Oh, God.
[ Grunting ]
Hold on!
Oh, hi, Mr. Hughes.
Rob, this is the
teachers' lounge.
Um, hey, you wouldn't happen to
have a match or anything, would you?
No? All right. Cool.
Well, um, I should
probably get going.
again, just in case.
What was it like in there?
It was very comfortable.
There was a great selection
of reading material.
Hm.
I f***ing love doughnuts.
You know, all I'm saying is
that you have an inner strength
that one day I hope to have.
Thank you.
Shh. Hey. Don't thank me.
Okay? Because I am not
important right now.
My interview? That
is not important.
I know.
[ Laughs ]
Whoa!
Hey!
Whoo!
What the f*** was that?
Two men. Connecting.
Okay, cut the sh*t.
What is up with you today?
Gabs and I are worried.
I'm not worried.
Dude, I've told you.
You don't get it.
When did you tell me?
Three this mornings ago.
It's okay, okay?
Because I didn't really get it,
either, but I do now.
Today is a gift.
Come on.
I just got an idea.
Okay, so, as I told you guys
yesterday, tomorrow's quiz will
be on chapters 5 through 7, and
what you want to look...
Mr. crabbe, your class
was two periods ago.
You missed it.
I know. I was taking a sh*t.
Excuse me?
Oh, my God.
What's he doing?
They're very firm, Stanley.
Like, spongy.
Does that mean they're fake?
Oh, my God!
Thank you.
Sweet.
I think I smoked too much weed.
Did he just feel up
Ms. hartnett?
Mm-hmm. I think she
called the cops.
It was worth it.
It has been a long time.
Whoa!
That was for the 4th grade!
[ Laughs ] Right?
Oh, sh*t.
[ Shrieks ]
Aaaah!
[ Thud ]
[ Growling ]
[ Groans ]
Save yourself, rob!
Grab her tit!
I'm grabbing her tit!
Aah!
I'm grabbing your tit!
Squeeze it till milk comes out!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry, Sally.
I'm a big fan.
Aah!
[ Groans ]
Aaah!
[ Groans ]
That's got to hurt.
Aah!
Sally!
Aaah!
[ Knock on door ]
Have a seat, rob.
I don't know what to say.
You're one of my
favorite students.
Really?
We've barely met.
Yeah, exactly.
I love the students I
don't have to meet.
Meeting you guys is the
worst part of my job.
Do you mind if I eat?
It's gonna be awhile before the
cops get here.
The cops?
Yes. The cops.
Geez.
You grabbed Ms.
hartnett's breasts.
That's sexual assault.
I mean, don't flatter yourself.
They're also coming for some
moron bus driver who was toking
it up in one of the parked
vehicles, but you're the main focus.
So...
I don't mean to be flippant
about your situation, but in an
overcrowded public school like
this, if one of you students
the crapper and I get to expel you,
I am not losing my appetite over that.
Sh*t.
F***.
[ Sighs ]
All right, let's run
down the hit list.
You molested a teacher.
You sexually harassed a female freshman
student and a male hall monitor.
And then... [ Chuckles ]
This is funny.
You got in a fight with
a girl and you lost.
She curb-stomped my
genitals. With her shoes.
Mm-hmm.
Your mom and dad are
on their way, by the way.
And she said that she caught
you masturbating this morning.
It was a wet dream.
I wasn't masturbating.
Seems like to me you're going for
a varsity letter in sexual deviancy.
Can I go to the bathroom?
Yeah, in your pants.
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