Premature Page #6
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- 2014
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'Cause you're not
leaving this office.
All right.
Let's take a look.
I can't figure out what would
make a boy like you snap. I mean,
up to this point, no missteps.
What would make a boy like
you do what you did?
I mean, it's a big question.
Is society at fault?
Probably.
Have you got bad wiring?
Were you not hugged
enough as a kid?
Rob, rob, Robbie.
I mean, what is it?
You take Paxil or something?
Maybe it's your home life.
I don't know.
Maybe you have horrible parents.
But here is the hard truth that
America is not
prepared to admit.
We're all just... Filthy animals.
And to expect us to play by the
prude rules...
that's ri-goddamn-diculous.
I mean, what you did to
Ms. hartnett...
We were all thinking about it.
As long as you don't sell crack
really don't care if you
play a little ass-grab, but...
I mean, hell, if I had the
windowless room where you
perverts could just go in there
and poke and grab all day long.
And I'd make it all out of
cement, you know, so you could
hose down all the... Fluids.
Come on!
Is that semen?
It's just a little Mayo.
My daughter made me
that sandwich!
That's a special sandwich,
you little pervert!
Ohh!
[ Gasps ]
Cops are here.
Yeah, I know.
Dude, you got to get
me out of here.
Come on.
Uh, you do know that you're in
the girls' locker room, don't you?
Tell that to your Adam's apple.
Uh, sorry.
Hide here until
it's safe to leave.
What?
Don't go anywhere.
Come on!
What the f*** is wrong with you?
Are you talking to me?
No. I was yelling at my dick
because it won't get hard.
There's a guy in there.
I think he's...
Molesting himself?
It sure sounds like it.
Do you want to watch?
Hey, man. What the
f*** are you doing?
I really need to jerk off,
but it's not working, and I
Wait. Why do you
need to jerk off?
Dude, I really don't have
Just help me or get
the f*** away.
[ High-pitched ] You want
to f*** mistah?
I'll f*** you first one free.
I'll give you all my holes.
Even brown one.
Stanley?
What the f*** are you doing?
I'm trying to help.
I went Asian. Asian seems
right, you know?
[ High-pitched ] Put your egg
roll in my sticky bun!
Ooh, we do fucky-fucky!
Fucky now!
Let's do fucky-fucky!
Shut the hell up.
the hell up!
Stanley, come on.
Stop, man.
I really need to focus.
[ High-pitched ] Oh, no. Do me!
Do me doggie style,
then we eat dog!
Woof!
Come on, man. Please stop.
You're ruining it.
No, you stop, Mr. America.
Choke me.
Choke me!
Choke me!
[ Deep voice ] You f*** her
from the front, "g. "
I'mma f*** her from the back.
Yeah.
What the hell is that?
[ Normal voice ] It's the only
other voice I can do.
[ Lock clicks ]
I'm gonna go find the cops. Maybe getting
raped in jail is gonna do the trick.
Oh, no.
[ Growls ]
[ Groans ]
[ Gasping ]
the laundry, hon.
You got to be f***ing
kidding me!
What was that, Robert?!
You got to be f***ing
kidding me!
Look at yourself!
I'm sorry, mom.
[ Scoffs ] I can't believe
this is my f***ing life.
Aaaaaaaaaah!
You're not gonna lock
your bike up?
Hey, guys.
What time are you flying
out, Artie?
Too bad the special Olympics
doesn't have a comedy competition.
So, rob, Gabrielle told me
your Georgetown interview is...
today.
And no, I don't want to
drop your name.
I mean, I could, but, you know,
I'd rather not be
associated with you.
Rob. What's wrong?
It's not the interview.
You want to talk about it?
I'm good. [ Sighs ]
Well, it's bee day, right?
Yeah, about that.
I have to cancel.
Really? Just like that?
Yes, just like that.
Hey!
Aw!
I don't know what's going on here, but
promise me you'll turn the darkness off for
your interview.
'Cause you've worked
your ass off for it.
And I need to know you're
If I have to do the interview
with you, I will.
Stop f***ing around,
man. I'm not...
I'm not in a good place
right now.
I'm not f***ing around. You're my
best friend. I'd do anything for you.
Do you mean that?
Yeah. I mean that.
I mean, 'cause you've never
really told me that before.
Well, I never knew I had to.
I don't know, you're just...
you're always so vulgar,
you know?
I bury my emotions. It's a
defense mechanism.
I'm gonna hug you now.
I know.
Hey, guys.
Oh.
Hi, Angela.
Hey... Angela. How are you?
Why are you guys hugging?
It's 2013, Angela. Men
hug now, you know?
Deal with it.
So, rob. Um, I was gonna come find
you later, but since you're here, I
know our tutoring session isn't technically
supposed to be until Thursday, but...
tonight. Um... Yeah. Sure.
[ Chuckles ] Great. And could
we do it at my house?
If we have to.
Perfect. Come over
around 7:
00.Great.
Nice hoodie.
Tracing the man's slow
fall into madness.
I'll start reading and then we'll
go around the room counterclockwise.
Okay, let's get started.
Mr. crabbe, would you mind
taking your seat so we can begin?
Oh, no, if it's okay, I'm
just... I'm gonna stand.
No, it's not okay.
[ Sighs ]
[ Knock on door ]
I need rob crabbe to
the main office.
Oh, wow. Aren't you
glad I took my seat?
As I recite the poem out loud,
listen for the repetition
of the word "nevermore. "
Gabs?
Huh.
..."while I pondered weak and
weary, over many a quaint and
curious volume of forgotten
lore"...
Mr. crabbe, good to
meet you, young man.
a never-ending cluster f***.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
But as I've learned, in the light of some
recent difficult events, each day is a gift.
Yeah, it is a gift you
can't return.
You have a very
impressive application.
Everything on there was designed
to solicit that exact response.
I have lived to get
into this school.
You know I even have a set of perfectly scripted
responses to virtually every question that
you could ever ask?
Hell, at one point, I was so nervous
I might have even over-performed.
But not now.
Why? Why not now?
Oh, I could tell you, but
Is it the pressure? Because I can
tell you, you're a lock for our school.
Is it a girl?
Is it a girl?
I can tell you, there's
gonna be others.
There will, and when the
right one... Presents herself...
Oh, God. I was really hoping
you wouldn't cry this time.
What?
Here's the problem. There are certain
things that I thought I wanted, like getting
in to Georgetown or f***ing
Angela yearwood, but then I
realized I don't actually
want any of those things.
Uh...
Other people just
want them for me.
Having sex is nothing you
should take lightly.
I've had, like, seven orgasms
so far today.
[ Scoffs ]
Holy sh*t.
How'd it go?
Look on the bright side.
Tonight you get to have
sex with Angela yearwood.
[ Sighing ] No.
The worst part is I don't.
Hey. I thought
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