Primos Page #5

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What brings you here?

Well, l was in town for a few days.

I was having coffee wIth your dad

earIier and I asked about you.

So you work here.

-What do you want?

-What do you think?

Right.

It's too bad,

I don't do guys I know.

l'm in sales.

I seII heavy machinery.

I started as the youngest saIesman

and in a few months

I was number one in saIes.

-The f***ing master.

-ReaIIy?

I'm bragging because it's true,

the numbers are there.

I convince farmers screwed by EU

restrictions to change tractors.

Wow.

Even a tractor and a harvestor

without breaking a sweat.

Stop, you're getting me aII wet.

Yeah?

You want to go upstairs?

Your teenage dream wiII come true

and you'll even make a buck.

You wIsh...

Very good, Clara.

Your dad wiII be glad to hear it,

he thinks you're a hooker.

Look, Sardine.

Nobody taIks about my father.

I'd rather taIk about you.

Wouldn't you rather just f***?

I'm not a IittIe pest anymore.

Does f***ing cost the same as taIking?

TaIking costs more. A Iot more.

Danny?

lt's me.

Sorry to wake you up.

Is something wrong?

This used to be my parents' bedroom.

When I was IittIe l'd come in here

whenever I got scared.

My father aIways toId me

to think of Tarzan.

Are you scared?

Let's just say I see ghosts at night.

Then think of Tarzan.

l aIready did.

The thing is, Tarzan without Jane...

I say, ''Diego, focus. Tarzan.''

But no. Jane.

AIways Jane.

Can we spoon for a IittIe whIIe?

Spoon?

You know, I Iie behind you

with my arms around you.

I know what it means. But you said

you onIy wanted to sleep next to me.

Yeah, but l can't faII asIeep

unIess I'm hoIding someone.

l want to sIeep wIth you in my arms.

Okay, fine. HoId me.

Sorry.

-Just hoId me.

-Sorry about that.

Your hair smeIIs so good.

It smeIIs Iike the mountains.

Like the sea,

Iike tomatoes.

I couId get high just smeIlIng you.

Very romantic, Diego.

Do you have a hard on again?

No... WeII, sort of.

Totally. With YoIanda... l onIy mention

her to catch you up to date...

We decided not to have sex

the week before the wedding.

So aII that time without...

Throw in a IittIe spooning,

the way you smeII and there you go.

At least I have something to do

with your erection.

Let's f***.

Sorry, It sIipped out.

Okay, yeah. Let's f***.

We both want to...

You want to?

Of course l do.

We're acting Iike teenagers.

It makes no sense...

Do you lIke to be on top

or underneath?

You're spoiIing the mood.

Sorry, I just want you to enjoy

our second tIme.

It couIdn't be any worse

than the first.

You dIdn't Iike the fIrst time?

I sure did.

I thInk I Iasted Iong enough...

I remember it fondIy...

Stop!

You want me to decide?

Fine. I get to be on top.

Can we go twice in a row?

The first wIll be brief.

lf you think you're ready to go

you're dreaming.

I'm not doing anything

untiI you wash yourself down there.

You're not very good at thIs, CIara.

You're not a hooker.

I have pIenty of experience

in the sector.

You don't work here as a prostitute.

You're probabIy serving drinks,

taIking to customers to get them horny.

You just want your dad to think you're

a prostitute to make him suffer.

Look, Sardine.

I'm in a room with a guy

sitting on a bidet who's paying me.

What does that sound Iike?

Any preference?

You Iook Iike a soccer wife.

I meet a Iot of pIayers

because of my job.

I'm buddies with GutI.

CIients think it's cooI

I know a Iot of ReaI Madrid pIayers.

You are such a turn on!

Let's f***.

Don't get me wrong.

Look, I have a probIem

I thInk I'd better share with you.

Small weenie?

No, normaI Iength.

Seven and a haIf inches.

It doesn't work right...

It works perfectIy, thank you.

But as you're probabIy aware,

most men after they have sex

feeI immediateIy detached

from the woman.

They want to disappear.

In my case, it's exactIy the opposite.

I feeI a speciaI connection.

You're sweet

under that tough guy exterior...

CarefuI... I can't.

I see your dad's face.

Right there, on the waII.

Goddamn it...

WiII you see him

if I show you my b*obs?

CIarIta...

We're Iike famiIy. I was at your

communion. We're Iike cousins.

Distant, very distant...

I bet you don't see my dad now,

do you?

No.

WiII you teII him about this

after we're done?

I can keep a secret.

That spoiIs the fun.

If you need to,

you can Iook at me and jerk off

if you want.

No.

Got Guti's phone number handy?

Yeah, but it's confidentiaI.

Look, he's jeaIous!

It wasn't that bad, was it?

Sorry. I thought you were asIeep.

It was great.

I gave an incredibIe performance.

So did you, by the way.

But I don't know what came over me.

lt wasn't the sex,

it was because...

It was bound to happen

sooner or Iater.

It's a matter of IogIc.

l'm sorry.

Don't be.

I'm gIad I heIped you through it.

Think of Tarzan...

and Cheetah the monkey.

Cheetah the monkey.

Okay.

That helps.

WiII you be my girIfriend?

I thought you onIy faIl in love

after having sex.

You need to get your story straIght.

I have 13 minutes Ieft.

You and me.

Give me 13 minutes to prove to you

I can make you happy.

You want me to be your girIfriend

for 13 minutes?

I've had shorter reIationships.

And that wedding ring?

I'm very jeaIous, I'm warning you...

This is just so cIients

wiII thInk I'm married.

It seaIs the deaI.

It's been proven.

Guti and the wedding ring.

The perfect combo.

-13 minutes?

-13 minutes.

DarIing, I'm so gIad you're home.

I missed you so much...

Did you? Don't worry, I'm here.

How was your day, my Iove?

NormaI, just here aII day,

sucking d*cks. How about you?

Great. I soId four steamroIIers

for the new highway

they're buiIding

from my heart to yours.

Four steamrollers.

How romantIc!

Not Iike that.

Treat me more macho.

Sorry.

Four steamrollers.

What a stud...

We've aIready wasted a minute.

This reIationship

is consummated by the minute.

I was thinking maybe we couId

ceIebrate our one-minute anniversary.

Sure.

With a bIowjob, right?

I don't know.

If you're up for it...

You said you wanted Iove...

A bIowjob can be done

with a Iot of Iove.

That's true,

you're absoIuteIy right.

Besides, you need to reIax.

You're meetIng with

the oiI industry tomorrow.

My boss is driving me nuts.

You b*tch!

Damn.

Like I said, Sardine.

Like I said.

ThIs Is unbeIievabIe.

Yesterday we were a mess,

and now Iook at us.

ReIaxed, enjoying ourseIves.

Drunk at ten In the morning,

but relaxed.

What do you mean?

I got up at 7 A.M. and went hiking.

How was Iast night?

-Did you get anywhere?

-We're making progress.

What's wrong?

She won't bone you?

Don't be gross.

Don't taIk Iike that.

Okay, Iet's change the subject.

DId you get some?

l'm happy, smiIing on the insIde.

I have my moments, but...

What are you whispering?

No secrets...

My sources telI me...

Last night you dipped your donut.

-What are you taIking about?

-Yes, sir.

You know what a Iight sIeeper I am.

l'm happy for you.

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