Primos Page #6

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Were you up to the task?

Did you give her muItipIe orgasms?

I make Iove at night and give women

flowers in the morning. I'm discreet.

Sorry.

I wouIdn't say discreet...

-WouId you keep your mouth shut?

-Listen.

I'm so sick of this song...

Toa, Toa, Toa...

Toa, Toa, Toa...

Sweetheart!

My Iove! How couId you Ieave

without me?

They drugged me!

They drugged me and kidnapped me!

What have you done to my baby?

Where the heII dId she come from?

l'm okay, sweetie.

I'm okay.

You want some plumcake?

No, you're my pIumcake.

Yodi...

No.

Why do you bring me to the beach?

l don't Iike it.

-You need fresh air.

-I'II get a meIanoma.

-l covered you in sun bIock.

-l don't trust it.

Why aren't you topIess?

I don't feeI lIke it.

So Diego's girIfriend won't see you?

How siIIy!

I like redheads.

-Whose side are you on?

-Yours.

That's what I thought...

Here, give me a kiss.

It's just the two of us again.

lt Iooks Iike it.

-Good.

-Great.

-Go for a swim?

-No.

Okay.

How dId you know I was here?

MartIna caIIed me.

When did Martina caII you?

Late Iast night.

Before or after?

Before or after what?

I don't know.

Before or after 3 A.M., for exampIe?

After.

To tell you how great I am

and how crazy you are for dumping me?

I aIready knew that.

That's not fair, don't say that.

Why are you here?

Do you regret what you did?

Seeing another woman

made you jeaIous?

By another woman,

I don't mean another woman...

I don't know.

Something made you drive 6 hours.

You even brought the dog.

You know it makes me cry.

-I missed my period.

-What?

It couId be the stress, or I'm sad...

I shouId have had It 5 days ago.

Did you take a pregnancy test?

I wanted to take it with you.

Then what do we do?

Get married again and start over?

That wouId be great, but...

What if you're not?

''Sorry, faIse aIarm. So Iong.''

-Don't say that.

-You're driving me nuts.

I wanted to be with you.

I didn't want to keep it from you.

I didn't mean to bother you,

-but I'II Ieave if you want me to.

-You don't bother me.

That's the thing.

Can I have a hug?

No, you hug me.

You're the one who dumped me.

MigueI, what's wrong, baby?

It's okay, my Iove.

It's okay.

Cousin!

Did you take your benzo?

No, they took my piIIs away.

What do you mean?

Have you got sh*t for brains?

Taking away his medication?

You'II give him backIash!

-The backIash is kicking in...

-Toa, he's fine.

Are you a nurse, by any chance?

Here, sweetheart.

More water!

In my Iine of work,

to be number one,

you have to give the cIient

something extra.

How otherwise?

Buy them dinner and drinks

at the VIP Iounge at the Pacha...

And hookers. That's essentiaI.

Look.

Her name was HeIena, with an H.

What a gIrI.

Russian, 22 years oId, bIonde,

beautifuI, super taII...

-Good in bed?

-Damn straight.

We went upstaIrs, she went down on me

in the bathroom and I was hooked.

-She sucked you off?

-Did she ever.

I knew she was onIy after a green card.

Like aII of them.

But l thought she wanted

something more.

That she was into me.

But two months Iater,

she took off.

-HeIena with an H.

-HeIena.

Know what the probIem is?

-HeIena with an H.

-No, she's not.

I'm the probIem.

As soon as l have sex...

I stick It in and I faII in love.

Hookers, even more.

Because it's the onIy thing

that feeIs Iike the reaI deaI.

Like Richard Gere.

In ''Pretty Woman.''

Richard Gere, JuIia Roberts.

DIrected by Garry MarshaII in 1990.

ExactIy.

Hey, the year CIara was born.

You shouIdn't have Iet me

rent that movie.

You saw my daughter.

What?

You saw my daughter.

I'm teIIing you

about Helena with an H.

-When?

-I didn't see her.

-When?

-I didn't see her.

-When?

-I didn't see her!

-When?

-Last nIght.

But I did it for you.

I'm worried about you.

l want you two to patch things up.

You f***ed her.

No, l dIdn't.

You f***ed her.

No, l dIdn't.

Now Iisten to me.

-You f***ed her.

-No. And she's not a hooker.

She's onIy a waitress.

-You f***ed her.

-No, l dIdn't!

-Yes, you did!

-No, I didn't!

Okay, I tried.

But she wouIdn't Iet me.

I tried to f*** her, for your sake.

You shouId thank me.

Do whatever you want.

What about it?

I thought you were Iike a son.

Don't take it so hard.

Bachi, no... Bachi!

Not the water!

Don't jump in the water again!

I'd rather you slugged me!

I won't jump in after you!

Go ahead and drown!

-Why dId you call her?

-To heIp you get her back.

l don't want her back.

I want to be with you.

-You were getting married.

-Yeah, but that was before.

That was yesterday!

What?

There's somebody eIse.

-What do you mean?

-She met somebody eIse.

-Somebody eIse?

-Yeah, somebody eIse.

She spent two months in India

with Dentists Without Borders.

She's a very sociaIIy-conscious

oraI surgeon.

And somewhere among aII those cavities

she met somebody eIse.

-An oraI surgeon.

-An oraI surgeon.

She says nothing happened,

but It scared her.

That when she's In Iove,

aII other men are invIsibIe.

But this jerk showed up

and she started having doubts.

-Why didn't you teII me this before?

-Because it's humiIiating.

No Iess than buyIng a pregnancy test

to find out who the father is...

You saId nothing happened.

And you belIeve her?

She f***ed him in India.

I don't care.

I swear I don't care if she did.

But you f*** him and move on.

Don't teII me about it.

You were engaged, damn it.

That oral surgeon can't give you

what I can. F***ing coward.

-Just Iike you.

-Me?

You caIIed her

because you were scared.

-Scared of what?

-Of things working out between us.

Maybe you're the one scared

of things working out.

You've done nothing but screw things up

since you got here.

You were probabIy doing the same thing

with your girIfriend. Or ex-girIfriend.

You got scared. Just Iike with that

''somebody eIse.'' I can teII.

You're IeavIng.

You'II Ieave wIth her by sundown.

Something between you Is unfinished.

-Did you teII her we had sex?

-No, I didn't.

I have better taste than that.

You'II end up teIIing her anyway.

-No, I won't.

-Yes, you wiII.

Because you want revenge,

but you aIso want her back.

And teIIing her you sIept wIth me

wiII heIp you get both.

The pharmacy.

Cousin?

What's the problem?

Why are you soaking wet?

Cousin, are you okay?

-Sweetie, your piII.

-I'd better check on my cousin.

F*** him.

Eat it.

I'm a IittIe embarrassed.

Honey, I'd better take it now...

Stud!

Very good.

-Give me a kiss.

-Sorry.

GIve me a kiss.

Damn, what now? lt's my day off.

Why are you soaking wet?

Your dad jumped in the sea

and drowned.

I trIed to save him...

He swaIIowed too much water

and his heart stopped.

They managed to revive him,

but he's in bad shape.

-Take me to hIm.

-See? Look how upset you are.

You do care about him.

That's why you didn't move away.

You son of a b*tch!

Okay, okay...

Give me a second.

CaIm down, damn it!

NothIng happened.

But someday it wiII.

And you're both acting Iike idiots.

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