Putney Swope Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1969
- 84 min
- 890 Views
Why are you so hung up
on the Borman Six?
I'm a stockholder.
- Let me sleep on it.
- Good night, pal.
Out.
Swope. Mark Focus.
What do you want?
Did that for Hertz,
that's Colgate...
- Nabisco--
- I seen enough, Mark.
You're one of the best photographers
in the business.
- Thank you.
- Take a walk.
Mr. President?
Mark Focus.
I did this for Kennedy.
I did this for Johnson.
I did this for Nixon.
And this was the Agnell Funeral.
Have you a picture of Raquel Welch?
Would you like to join us?
Did you vote for me?
Well, it's okay.
Beach Club Sundae.
Come up with an idea
for the Borman Six.
I know nothing about automobiles.
Give me an idea for the Borman Six.
All right,
if I ever think of anything...
I'll let you know.
Did you think of something?
- The Borman Six, nitwit.
- Listen, Swope...
if you want me to come up with ideas,
get me a license.
Take me down to city hall
and do what's right.
- Forget it.
- You forget it.
Mr. Swope, congratulations.
Oh, all right.
- What are they going to feature next year?
- Defects, pollution, velvet safety belts...
- strobe headlights, fiberglass windshields--
- Okay.
You got to get
a young girl with soul.
You better get moving
on that freight elevator.
in the Bronx Holiday Inn...
with a 13-year-old girl.
At least he's not superstitious.
Your lawyer, who's his lawyer,
wants to be the prosecuting attorney.
Get Sonny Williams in here. Now.
Would you like to come over to my house
and have some dainties?
- I don't exercise.
- Don't put me down.
That's why I've got these valises
under my eyes.
- I'm in love with you, Myron X.
- My name is Rufus.
I don't care what your name is.
You're my man.
- I'm not your man.
- Yes, you are.
I'm not your man,
and I never will be.
I don't care what you say to me.
You're my biggest fantasy.
I dream about you every night.
That's okay.
Just don't send me the laundry bill.
Putney says the Borman Six girl...
is got to have soul.
Putney says the Borman Six girl...
is got to have soul.
Putney says the Borman Six girl...
is got to have soul!
Got to have soul!
Putney says
the Borman Six girl is...
- Best sh*t on me.
- Yeah.
Excuse me, Mr. Swope,
could I speak to you a minute?
Sure.
Mr. Swope...
I do exactly the same job
as the other executives.
But I don't make
as much money as they do.
I don't think that's right.
If I give you a raise,
everybody's gonna want a raise.
And if I give them a raise, they'll
still be making more money than you.
And we'll be right
back where we started.
I'd never thought of it that way.
And that's why you get less money.
'Cause you don't think.
Thank you.
I believe this. This girl...
she's got to have soul.
Don't you believe this?
She's got to have soul.
Putney says she's got
to have soul. Right?
See, she's got to have soul.
Putney says she's got to have soul.
Don't you believe she's got
to have soul, this girl, huh?
Let's go. Let's go.
You can't eat an air conditioner.
Beautiful,
give everyone a $10 raise.
What about the messengers?
They charge an arm and a leg in there,
but it's worth it.
- What's that for?
- Worth It Life Insurance.
Will the passenger holding...
lucky winning ticket 5- 8- 6...
repeat, 5- 8- 6...
please report to the special lucky
prize room, at the rear of the aircraft?
Go Lucky Airlines.
- Who did that?
- You did. It was your idea.
Not bad, not bad.
We'll have 1 2 more by sundown.
I want these on
the air by tomorrow night.
Putney, in my humble opinion...
these commercials are tasteless.
Putney,
Myron X said you were tasteless.
You said we were gonna do things
with integrity and style.
What we're doing is worse than anything
our predecessors ever done.
Them commercials are literal,
and they're disgusting.
And by advocating such filth...
Putney is confusing
obscenity with originality.
Let me un-confuse you, baby.
Everybody that was
in these commercials, you fired!
Ain't one of them around!
And I know you a jive cat...
'cause you done made your last mistake
you ever gonna make, mister.
I seen that nonsense
you trying to show us here.
You trying to dupe
everybody in this joint.
Now, what is this? We done taken
the last bit of your nonsense, man.
I'm not gonna take all this crap.
Everybody knows you're a jive n*gger.
You done pulled all this jive sh*t.
Your mother had a creative idea
when she borne you...
and you had to go and blow that!
Then you gonna come
and try to show us all this crap.
A n*gger sitting up
there eating cornflakes.
Man, you ain't had nothing original
since you got here.
You stole the idea about Borman Six.
You got it from your wife!
Now you gonna tell me that's a lie?
One night, she told me herself.
And that little nephew who gave you
that idea for that other thing...
and you got rid of him.
Ain't nobody around
who help you in anything.
Everybody either been shut up,
cut up, or been put out.
Can't you see this trash
this man is trying to sell us?
Look at you in the highwater pants.
You jive n*gger, look at you...
two-button suit?
Now what kind of suit is that?
You're supposed to be a soul brother.
Look at this brother's hair.
Everybody's dressed up like
pride and dignity. You ain't got none.
Now what kind of godfather...
This company
runs because I'm here.
And I'm going to hate you
if you don't get right.
And you ain't right, and I hate you.
I hate you, you understand?
I hate you because you a jive cat.
You ain't got nothing inside!
You got to go.
You got to go or I got to go,
and I'm not going.
How do you like that?
He ain't got a thing inside him...
he ain't nothing but a shell.
Hey, man, you better let me go!
I'm gonna get him!
Sh*t! Hands off me!
- Cut.
- Cut.
What do you think?
Keep the money, Swope.
But don't put it on the air,
or I'll be out of business.
- What's wrong with it?
- Too much tail-pipe.
Listen, you.
You lucky I'm pushing this death trap.
I don't play.
Goes on the air tomorrow night.
- What the hell are you doing?
- Making a delivery.
You better make it down the stairs,
and come back up the freight elevator.
- It's 36 flights.
- I don't care what it is.
Why do I have to take the freight
elevator? I'm not a package.
Because it's custom.
It's policy.
Love you, Walter.
I love you more than anything else
in the world.
- I'll see you later.
- I love you, Walter.
I love you too, Mother.
You know you're not supposed to serve
food without something on your head.
I don't want your hair in my food.
I told you a hundred times.
- All right.
- Get in the kitchen.
Honey,
I'm sorry about this sandwich.
That tile man's got the kitchen
so stacked high with tiles...
cook can't cook anything.
I'd send the damn tiles back...
but you know we're having
You see, it's terribly difficult to run
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