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Um, can I get you anything?

Uh, we're fine.

Actually, uh,

I'd love a sparkling water.

Sure.

Get him a sparkling water.

Oh, ah, with a lemon wedge?

Lemon wedge coming up.

I mean, he's asking.

So...

You didn't just bring us here

to kills us?

No, why would I do that?

I don't know. 'Cause, like,

we could go to the cops.

I have a cousin who works in the FBI.

I can tell him about...

Are you actively trying

to get us shot?

No, you're not those

kind of guys.

- No, we are not those

type of guys. No.

Your cousin's a security guard.

Yeah, but at the FBI.

How is it?

It's a little warm.

Can I get some ice?

Sure.

What the f***?

- You didn't even make it in.

- We're done here.

Make sure you stay

out of trouble.

So, that's it?

You're just gonna...

Forget about it?

There is one thing.

Uh, you guys got ahold of a

suitcase that belonged to me.

That suitcase.

Which was filled with drugs.

Now, not so much.

There's still a lot of drugs

in there, though.

You owe me money.

Secondly,

you've seen my face.

I've admitted

that those drugs belong to me.

Now, there are only

two types of people

that can see this kind of stuff.

A,

People that work for me and,

b...

- Oh!

You just cut them up and

carry them around in a bag?

Yeah, I thought step two of

murder was get rid of the body!

I'm senior staff,

I don't do the cutting.

Plus, I was trying

to make a point.

Point taken,

you f***ing psycho. Relax.

Okay, now listen.

I've got good news.

There seems to be an immediate opening

in my organization available.

If you work for me

and do one job,

you won't owe me any money.

Or b...

You can, you know...

I have an empty bag.

Could you just give us

one minute to discuss this

between ourselves?

Sure, take your time.

Okay, could everybody turn

around and cover their ears?

No, that's not gonna happen.

- Okay, we'll just whisper.

- Okay.

I don't think this is the kind of

guy we want to be indebted too.

Yeah, but I don't think we really

have a choice. Look at him.

All white.

What is it Easter right now?

He's f***ing crazy.

- Haven't you seen the godfather?

- Yeah.

There may be a day, where I come

in and ask you for a favor.

Oh, my god, Harry, that

impression was f***ing spot on.

I've been sitting on that one

for a while.

- I thought it was appropriate.

- It was totally appropriate.

You've been crushing this whole

vacation with these impressions.

I didn't know you had it in you.

- Thanks man. -I still

f***ing hate you though.

I still f***ing hate you too.

There's no way this guy

really trusts us,

so he's not gonna give

us a big job.

I bet it's some, like, victimless

mundane crime. I'm positive.

Okay, we talked about it.

We're gonna do it.

- What... what, no!

- Excellent.

- Great.

Good choice.

I need you to, uh,

take care of somebody for me.

Uh, you know,

not my wife, just...

That one.

What did she do?

Nothing really...

I mean, accidentally, she saw

something she shouldn't have.

I've been agonizing

over this, really.

But, uh, I can't very well ask

her to whack herself, right?

So, listen. Vito and NICKIE

are gonna kinda tag along,

right, make sure

nothing goes wrong.

Then, you're free to go.

And thanks, fellas.

You're really taking

a load off my mind.

Yeah, thanks for the water.

JK, it f***ing sucks.

Honestly, that could

have gone way worse.

What are you talking about?

Dude, we just had a meeting

with Vincent Gambazzo

in an abandoned warehouse

and he let us go.

- Yeah, to kill Colette. -We're

not gonna have to kill Colette.

We're just gotta get in

a couple of good

punches!

Huh. F***!

We're gonna

have to kill Colette.

Hey, hun.

Just finished my sudoku game.

And I think I just figured out

the secret to cold fusion.

Oh yeah?

I know, the patent alone

could be worth billions.

Anyway, I was thinking maybe

we could watch the sunset,

and then, practice the last

half of the Kama-Sutra.

That sounds great.

All right, I was wrong, man.

This is bad.

This is real f***ing bad.

How are we supposed

to go through with this?

Yeah, man. How many

people have you killed?

None. But my gun has killed a bunch.

Allegedly.

How are we even

supposed to find her?

Don't worry, she'll turn up.

Hey, guys.

Kenny!

Kenny!

Kenny! Kenny's here.

- Hi, hi. Hi.

- Kenny!

Okay.

Uh, anyway, I'm having

a party at the house.

You know how those are,

Ragers, wouldn't want

the belles of the ball

to miss it.

Who are your friends? Look at these

guys, look at them. Matching set.

Big and tall.

Strong, silent type. Okay.

- All right, I get it. You're digging in.

- Yeah, yeah, okay.

Playing hard to get, huh,

mount Olympus?

Can't wait to climb you.

Both!

Gotta hose you off.

Let's save that for when the

sun goes down, at least.

- Come one.

- I have a big appetite.

I know, I'm stuffed though,

we got to get out of here.

All right.

I'll kill her.

I'm gonna do it.

What are you talking about?

I need a beer if I'm gonna

murder someone.

Is that all right?

- Okay. -What do you want? What

type of beer do you guys like?

Just water.

Just water? I thought you guys

were murderers, don't be pussies.

Here you go.

Water for the gentlemen.

Important to stay hydrated.

We can't kill her.

What are we supposed to do? Just

wait and see if she shows up?

If she shows up.

I don't know, Harry.

I just don't f***ing know

what I'm doing.

Just going with it right now.

Hi.

Oh, sh*t.

Um, I was just going to go for a

dive, you know, clear my head.

Look for the Kraken.

Sorry. Change of plans.

You should zip up your suit.

Wow, you know, I really like what

you guys have done with the place.

Do you guys summer here?

No, this is where we keep

the oars, propellers...

Dead bodies.

Go ahead.

No, no, no.

Sorry.

- What if I don't do it?

Then I shoot your friend.

What if I'm okay with that?

Listen, either you do it,

or we shoot you both and use

your hand to shoot her.

Harry, wait, there's time.

There's still time.

Hey guys, let me tell you this

quick story about a young boy

and his unbridled love

of guns n' roses.

Would you like to hear that...

- Shut the f*** up!

- You shut the f*** up!

You know there are

bullets in that thing.

Shut the f*** up about this...

Wait! Wait!

Just hold on a second.

I gotta say something.

Bowie.

I didn't mean

what I said before.

You don't bring me down.

Some of the best times I ever

had have been with you, man.

Yeah?

You remember that time,

we waited outside

Fred durst's hotel

just so he could sign our

red Yankees caps.

He was

such a f***ing dick to us.

Or the first time

we smoked grass.

It wasn't really weed.

It was actual grass

but we still pretended

that we were high

for three days.

Look, I don't care

what you do for a living.

You're my best friend.

You're not my best friend.

'Cause you're my brother, man.

I love you.

Are you crying?

If I am, it's

only 'cause of this gun.

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