Recep Ivedik 2 Page #10

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And same to you Hiroshi.

I really like the Japanese.

These are very respectable people.

Very bold men.

You know, I actually speak Japanese very well.

Don't f*** me there, f*** me here.

What if these guys understand Turkish...

Look, here's another one.

Shoved it in too far, had to withdraw.

Ah yes, of course you'd laugh like this.

This is

turkish comedy. Turkish joke.

You three are great guys,

I respect you very much.

You are most welcome in our

country. Welcome my lions, my bulls.

Sir, they are asking for your

permission to go to the bathroom.

They may go, but translate this well: tell them to

aim properly ok?

I don't want to see any splashes on the sides.

Remind them to lift the lid too.

Bruv, you're turning this place into a

stable. What are you playing at? Oof.

What do you mean, this is called human relations.

Mutual human relations.

This is an international language, man.

I showed them my warmth, affection, my friendliness.

I showed them my Turkish side.

What nonsense are you talking, Recep?

These are not your close friends.

The situation is awkward enough already.

Excuse me, but the situation is awkward

only because your party is like my ass.

I'm sorry, but you've organised this party

like a funeral home- it's a disgrace!

Look, I've spared no expense,

I even got the best DJ.

Everything is perfect, man.

A real party wouldn't be like this.

The DJ, the atmosphere wouldn't be like this.

You should have left it to me,

entertainment, that's my job.

I'm begging you Recep, please don't do anything.

Please, just stay aside.

Ok, you just enjoy yourself...

Where's the DJ's cabin? DJ!

Excuse me bro, does your

music setup...

Excuse me bro, does your

music setup...

...have a USA memory card slot?

- Yes sir.

- Where my friend?

- Here.

Ah yes, it's a very beautiful slot.

Very beautiful.

- Oh God! Look they're towing away a car!

- Where?

Look over there, they're towing

a car away, is it yours?

- I don't know, I'll go see.

- Go on, have a look idiot.

They're taking your car.

What an idiot...

His IQ is zero, and still dreaming of DJing, huh.

Alright, let's see.

Music out, the other CD in...

Dance! Dance you pussies!

YEAAAH! This is real fun.

Sir, they cannot accept the campaign

launch in October.

Sir, they cannot accept the campaign

launch in October.

They say they cannot sign

to these conditions.

But we've already discussed the

terms of the agreement.

Why have they changed their minds now?

Ask them.

Come on, my son. Do it for me.

Come on, my son. Do it for me.

Please go and shut him up.

Come on, come to daddy...

Run to me my boy.

Mr Recep sir, a little quiet, please.

There's a meeting going on inside at the moment.

If there is a meeting, you should have

called me as well, my friend.

Sit down, sit down, it's alright. These Japanese

kids are really respectable chaps.

What's going on here then Hakan?

- We are in a meeting right now.

- So why didn't you call me?

- Aren't I the vice-boss?

- Look, everything is already messed up as it is.

- What the hell's happened?

- They don't want to sign the agreement.

What, these lot, they're refusing to sign?

Don't worry, I'll sort it.

Stand aside, stay back.

What seems to be the problem, fellas?

Takashi, Makat? Hiroshi? Huh?

What the f*** is your problem? You

think you're good now or something?

Huh? Have you come all the way here

to play around with us?

You bastards, you've been eating

and drinking our food for three days...

and you're staying free of charge at

a top hotel, thanks to this boy!

These guys have been working on this deal

for four months!

So what's your friggin' problem?

Be real men.

Be real men

and make sure you don't piss me off!

I swear I'll smash your skulls,

I swear it by God!

I swear I'll shove my shoes in your face,

so don't make me mad!

Look, he's my cousin- anything you do to him,

you do to me.

In my opinion, I think we should sign.

Quick, quick, he's the mob kingpin...

...we simply must sign right away.

Get on with it, translate what I said,

they have ten seconds to sign.

That's it, now we're in harmony.

You see, if we can apply like this

we can have harmonisation across all of Europe.

If you wish,

we could have mutual relations.

We could meet many times,

we could even go see you in Tokyo.

You could come here too, we'd arrange marriages,

get some new relations between our families.

Is that ok, Hakan?

They signed,

I'm not dreaming am I?

- Yes, of course they signed.

- Recep, you're a genius.

Idiot, don't make daft gestures.

Bruv, these guys are giants in their sector, market leaders.

We've got them on our side.

If it weren't for me you would have humiliated us

in front of these giants. World giants!

Move your arm idiot, do you want to get it broken?

Keep working hard, son.

Move your arm idiot, do you want to get it broken?

Keep working hard, son.

Send my shoes to my office afterwards.

Is that really their signature?

It is my utmost pleasure to invite

to the stage, the owner of the Alaaddin advertising company,

The company that signed the biggest advertising contract of the year:

...Mr Hakan...

Hakan Ivedik.

Bravo boss.

Go forth my lion, my lion!

Thank you very much.

It's so good to see you all here.

Our company has become

a world leader...

...in a very short amount of time.

But the real architect of this achievement

is my brother, my cousin...

...my business partner, Recep Ivedik.

For this reason, I think that

Recep Ivedik should be taking this stage instead of me.

Recep, could you please come up here...

No Hakan, no, sort it out yourself,

don't get me involved in this please.

Please Recep, don't disappoint us.

Let's all give him a round of applause, for encouragement.

Stop clapping! Don't applaud!

I said stop clapping, idiots!

Thank you, thank you so much.

May God be with you all.

- Wait till I....

- AAAAHH!!! GOD, GOD, a dead cat! A dead cat!

By God, I'll break your mouth.

Excuse me.

And here he is, Recep Ivedik.

But what the hell should I say?

What the f*** am I going to talk about?

Just talk about globalisation,

about the economy, come on you'll be fine.

Alright then. Get lost now.

Yes, I greet you all with respect.

First of all,

I must say it surprises me...

First of all,

I must say it surprises me...

...to see so many bigwigs in Istanbul.

You're all like beads on

a string. Be like real men, why don't you.

I would like to tell you a bit about a philosophy

which I've followed since childhood.

The grasshopper and the ant.

The grasshopper and the ant

were in the field, when...

...the ant said "Listen well my son,

because...

...of global warming caused by globalisation...

...the dollar will surge

and the price of a barrel of oil will fall."

"So be clever

and work hard like a man".

The grasshopper responded,"What the hell do you know?

You live under the ground.

You live in a little hole,

all you do is carry the sh*t of people...

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