Recep Ivedik 2 Page #4

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It happens to men

who are working.

Man, I had to submit my resignation

because of these difficulties.

What? What did you say...?

Yes, what else could I do?

But how many resignations, you bastard?

It's impossible to resign

17 times in 20 days!

But what am I to

do grandma?

The sector just doesn't suit me.

The Business Life is not for me.

Look at your Grandfather there! He established

an advertising agency.

The son of your uncle is now

in charge of its operations. He is very rich.

You can go there, I've spoken with Hakan.

Why? What did you say to him?

I spoke with him.

He's going to give you a share.

What?

But you've got no official evidence to prove that I have a share!

We live in a secular,

democratic country.

I didn't ask- did you have the right to? Is that fair?

You'll be the owner,

the partner of the company.

They're waiting for you there. Go now.

But grandma..

please don't send me there.

-Go!

-Please don't send me to Hakan!

-Go!

- Please!

That does it. I've had it up to here!

Just give me the damned address.

For f***'s sake, this will never end.

The way you keep nagging me, you sound

like a Japanese torturer.

At least go and see. If I can't make a man

out of you, I'll die unhappy...

Just give me the address.

Alright. I'll give it to you

and then you can leave.

Give me the exact address then.

-Ok. Write it down.

-It's...

You've forgotten it, haven't you?

How are you supposed to find me

a job with your little brain?

I'm not finding you a job.

I'm just telling to you to get your share of the company.

I really don't want to

go to that knob Hakan.

What? No my boy, you must.

If you don't, I'll never forgive you.

Peace be with you.

Is Hakan the slimy bastard here?

Hakan the what...?

Hakan Ivedik. My cousin.

Mr. Hakan

is in a meeting.

Where exactly can I find

this meeting room?

Thanks.

I'll find it myself.

Do you have an appointment?

Sir, one second please...

My friends,the Japanese are world leaders

in the automobile sector.

If we get this new contract finalised, we will

be the representatives for the Middle East.

You must realise, this is of utmost importance.

The launch date has been finalised,

the cost reports need drawing up.

Heeey! How are you doing,

you wild animal?

So you're a boss now?

A boss, eh?

You've grown up,

and now you make big meetings?

What a big man.

What a big man.

Excuse us friends,

I'm interrupting your meeting...

...but he is my cousin.

We both grew up together

from childhood.

One day he says to me, brother Recep,

I don't feel good...

...he tells me:
I am at the age of 18,

but I haven't yet f***ed.

Come into my room, Recep.

Then he says,

Wait, wait, listen...

...I'll speak a little less crudely

as there are some girls here.

A few years later, he calls me again, 'My brother,

Now I am 22...' he says.

...and all I've been doing are hand-exercises,

I'm really on fire!

So I told him, alright my son

I'm going to take you to school.

I say school, but you understand,

I'm talking about a brothel.

So I take him to Karaky

and put him into one of the rooms...

I was waiting for him outside the door,

understand?

While I was there,

I heard a voice calling from inside.

'Recep, come into my room'.

Me, I thought it was the voice of the girl,

you know that was 'handling' him, but no!

[Laughs crazily]

- But what is this?

- We are in a meeting.

What, you couldn't do it? Haha!

Your little mushroom locust not up to it?

My dear Recep,

come to my office.

You have an office?

You've become a boss,

now you have an office?

You guys carry on without me.

Ah Recep, how many

years has it been?

Probably 10-15 years.

No way? Yes, it's flown by.

Alright, alright, stop with the small talk,

let's talk business.

Now my dear Hakan,

I believe that my grandmother called you.

No, she didn't call me.

- She didn't call?

- God no.

Alright, I'll explain my dire situation.

I have decided to return

to the field of commerce.

With the 'encouragement'

of my grandma.

I tried my luck,

in different sectors.

I tried the tourism sector, the field of medicine.

Aviation sector, food sector,

and others even...

...but you know the state of our country.

Everyone sticks to one field,

they have training for that...

Everyone sticks to one field,

they have training for that...

...but you'll see 17-18 million

young, hungry, unemployed people.

...At the moment, I'm one of them.

It's true that the market is difficult.

The real sector doesn't want to accept you.

It's not enough.

That's true. Commerce is very difficult.

We are also in a fight.

Difficult. Very difficult.

I've made such an effort.

Thing is, you need to know

someone popular, someone powerful.

Thing is, you need to know

someone popular, someone powerful.

You understand me?

So I've been saying to myself, we have

such a robust company thanks to our grandfather...

So I've been saying to myself, we have

such a robust company thanks to our grandfather...

...Alaaddin Company; which our forefathers

have now bequeathed us...

...Alaaddin Company; which our forefathers

have now bequeathed us...

...they left it to their grandsons,

and here we are.

It's now time for us to step up,

it's time for us to run this company.

So I thought to myself I should discuss this

with Hakan, we can reach an arrangement.

...if we combine my intelligence

with your drive, make a partnership...

But Recep, what partnership?

These affairs are very difficult. The publicity

sector is very different.

Listen to me, boss.

I've been speaking to you gently, have I not?

I tell you that I also have a right

over our grandfather's company.

You are his grandson. And so am I.

Therefore a partnership

is mandatory.

Look, business is not for you.

Me, I've studied for this at university.

Don't make me mad!

Stuff your university up you're ass!

I have a right over this company.

I said nothing about school!

I have a right over this company.

I swear I'll draw a line right here

and take my rightful half!

How dare you not allow me

into my own company?

I swear I'll file a case against you.

And I'll break your jaw before I go.

But my brother, why are you talking like this?

[Shouts in rage]. Shut it!

Don't make me lose it!

Alright alright, my dear brother. Stay calm.

What do you want to do here?

What do I want do here?

What do you think, huh? What do you do?

I'm the boss.

Yes, you are the boss. Therefore

me, I'm the vice-boss.

Is that understood?

Say it now- I am the vice boss.

Say it to me now!

Tell me that I'm the vice-boss!

Come on then, say it.

Say I'm the second in command. Tell me.

You are the demi-boss.

Say it again- I am the vice president.

- You are the VP.

- Ah, now we see eye-to-eye, eh?

Alright, so what will you want,

you know as salary?

Well of course, for now,

professionally speaking...

...money is not a priority,

but since we're talking money anyway..

You know that these days, the average wage for

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