Recep Ivedik 2 Page #5

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a man...

...with a family of 4

is around 800-900 YTL...

...so since I'm a family of one...

...I'll have 200 YTL plus tax plus

expenses, and mind, I want full expenses.

I'm going to be using the Metrobus

as well as other methods of transport.

Fine. That's agreed.

I must return to the meeting.

Hey sit back down, idiot. You

can't go back yet.

Aren't you going to introduce me in my

new position to the rest of the company?

My friends. Everyone pay attention.

Come, all of you leave your work for a moment.

Mr Recep here is my new partner.

He will be joining us as of today.

We were here from the birth of this company!

When no one else was!

No one was here!

Only us! Only us!

No one was here!

Only us! Only us!

Our grandfather founded

this company.

He founded it with

only a cart and some land.

He founded it with

only a cart and some land!

But Recep, why are

you shouting at them?

I'm a bit nervous, as this

is my first day as boss.

Excuse me Mr Hakan, but what

will be Mr Recep's position?

Heyyy look here, Clark Kent,

I'll be here in the missionary position, ok?

We haven't finalised that yet,

don't worry it'll be sorted later.

Hakan, you said nothing

about my position...

...as vice-boss!

My friends, Mr Recep is

the vice boss.

He is my equal here.

That will suffice for now.

My brother, I must return to the meeting.

Go! The company needs you!

Go my brave boy! Don't come back...

without achieving your task!

My friends. In my first minute here,

I have observed...

...certain mental disorders.

Now, I'm going to sort

these out.

I'll be back later.

Now I must go and deal with the flow of business.

Good job.

Ugh. They understand nothing about art.

One must have the right point of view with art.

Hey ladies,

will you watch this?

It's quite clear that there is...

...motionblur in

the televisons behind you.

Yes, there is motionblur.

Pay attention to everything,

please.

Girls, the working life is tough.

You might be physically as

strong as a horse...

But you must also

be active, dynamic.

Mad, insubordinate, and solitary.

That's why on these sensory

sensitive televisions...

...the TJK TV horse-racing channel will always be on.

Here, and in the whole building.

...the TJK TV horse-racing channel will always be on.

Here, and in the whole building.

You understand me? Ding!!

The competition has commenced,

dear viewers, I can see.

Yes sir.

The principle is to remain very strong and firm.

Like a horse.

Strong.

You understand?

So go forth, with dynamism, energy,

dynamism, energy, dynamism.

Hop dynamic, hip hop...

That's how.

Hey you, those in the office,

I've got my eye on you.

I will inspect that when I return.

What the hell is that, girl?

Don't hang your personal

clothes here please.

Go wash this at home,

not here.

And you, take all those of your arm.

Why on earth are you wearing nuts?

Why are you walking around

with nuts on your wrist?

Don't you dare respond to me again,

or I'll give you a slap.

He asks me "which position".

Impudent swine. Work properly.

Hang up the phone. Hang up!

We need to make some spending cuts.

Hang up the phone. Hang up!

We need to make some spending cuts.

Before Hakan, the water mill here

was always flowing, always flowing.

But no!!

This is my Grandfather's company.

And there is an economic crisis.

You, do you use

Photoshop?

- Yes.

- Is it version 4 or 5?

- Version 4.

- Well done my daughter.

Work the Layer layer, right my child?

Very good, fatty,

using the Photoshop. Good.

I appreciate your working together on this.

Good partnership.

But you, are you one of

those pirates of the Caribbean?

You think you're a pirate of the Caribbean?

Go cut your hair, or I'll

throw you out.

Go sort yourself out!

Go cut and comb your hair.

My dear, my daughter.

How old are you, child?

Very good, little one. What

do you want to be when you grow up?

But I'm...

Ah, look at my little darling.

She is so small.

Next year come with your fancy costume

on the 23rd April, to the children's party.

You can wear the

Norwegian national dress.

We'll even let you be

in charge for a whole day.

Oy! Go! Get away from here.

You pervert, sexually harassing the girls!

Yes, bravo young girl.

What is this?

Tell me, what is this my dear?

It's a mobile phone? Don't you know

not to keep it so close to the computer!

You're working with equipment

worth millions of dollars.

It might damage the EBS, ESR,

and ASR of the machines.

We tell you at every opportunity.

You still haven't understood?

Look at that! Two employees at one table.

Get lost! Go and find

another table.

Take your notebook as well.

There, there, darling, it was a necessary action

to boost your performance.

Good. Carry on.

Work hard. Good job.

Good, I appreciate your

use of colour. Very good.

So as soon as I found the place,

I went and got hold of him.

I said to him, "Hakan,you can't

manage everything by yourself...

I said to him, "Hakan,you can't

manage everything by yourself...

...at this company

founded by my Grandfather".

He immediately saw the sense in what I said.

He told me, of course, my dear Recep.

You should become half-owner.

He is a man of good faith,

reasonable, but too talkative and unscrupulous.

So now you have a job,

you need to find a girl.

- Grandma, if you don't shut up I'll beat the sh*t out of you.

- Be decent!

I'm not trying to be rude, but I've

had enough trouble just getting a job.

- Go find a girl right away!

- Come on!

- You'll find one and show her to me.

- Dammit, haven't you done enough?

I want to see a girl.

Just carry on spinning wool,

why are you talking to me about girls?

You will find one immediately!

Don't try to shout louder than me.

[mimics] You will find one immediately!

Don't try to shout louder than me.

-That's enough! You're such a disgrace! Poh, poh!

- [mimics]Poh, poh!!

Look at this rude,

dishonest, impudent lecher!

Where is everyone?

Its not even 12.30, and everyone's

packed up for the day.

Where are the people?

The machines are still on.

These devices are consuming

electricity.

This is the company of my Grandfather,

my Grandfather!

Well done my boy.

Bravo to you.

I congratulate you.

Good boy. Good boy.

Where are the workers? You are the only one here?

Well done.

It's 12.30 Mr Recep,

it's lunch break now.

So why haven't you gone with them,

aren't they your friends?

- No, I don't like them.

- But why ever not?

They're all imbeciles.

Well that's true. Especially the group

in the middle, they are real stupids.

Idiots. So you don't have many

friends here...

No, not many.

- Not many female friends either?

- Oh no, I have plenty of girlfriends.

What? What do you mean plenty, you ugly monkey?

They're on the internet.

They say there are many girls

on the internet, is it true?

It's very true Mr Recep sir.

I need around 1 or 2 girls.

I finally managed to get a job.

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