Recep Ivedik 2 Page #7

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- This sushi stuff, does it taste good?

- Yes. It's a Japanese thing.

Good, write it in.

Write it if it's Japanese.

Ok.

I'm feeling a little better now.

Is the chick coming tonight?

Not this evening but

we'll definitely get one or two tomorrow.

Alright then. I'm counting on you.

If it turns out like the last time,

I'll rip your stupid hair out, do you hear?

I swear I'll straighten

you out.

- Understood.

- Take care. See you.

Ok girls. Let's have a look at

your fortunes from this cup.

There's a saying- you shouldn't trust a fortune teller

but you can't live without one.

Isn't that so, Elizabeth?

Oh I do love you.

- Make a wish.

- That's it.

Your wish will come true.

Look closely now,

I will tell you frankly what I see.

Don't get angry...

Someone has something that is swelling for you.

They've got a crush on you.

Keep an eye out for him.

Look at this cup,

see?

Yes, it speaks the truth.

Yes but you know, my boyfriend

Berkecan he doesn't understand me.

Yes but you know, my boyfriend

Berkecan he doesn't understand me.

He never stops criticising me

and doesn't stay faithful.

I'm really down.

Ok, but why are you talking

like a sealion?

What is that?

Sort yourself out.

- Ok, who's next?

- Brother Recep, you have a message.

Didn't I tell you not to call me

Brother Recep in public!

You have to call me Mr Recep sir.

Say it. Mr Recep.

- Mr Recep.

- Go on, get lost. Go!

Get going.

Give me the cup, Clmentine.

Someone is inflating for you.

Yes, you as well.

I'm afraid it's the same

for both of you. Pay attention.

I'll explain it to you some other time.

I have a little rendezvous I need to catch.

I'll come back soon.

In a little while.

Don't go anywhere,

ok, Elizabeth?

I will return Clmentine.

Brother Recep. Brother Recep.

Hey Brother Recep!

Why the hell are you disturbing me...

...while I'm performing my respiratory exercises?

- What disturbing, you were sleeping.

I'm trying to stay calm.

I'm very nervous,

come with me inside.

What am I supposed to do,

pretend I'm your parent?

- Can you hold my hand?

- Hold your hand?.

- Yes please.

- But you'll look ridiculous in front of the girl.

Just go on, go inside now, be relaxed.

Go sit at table number 12.

Act like you come here every evening

and eat sushi regularly.

Understood. I'll try and stay calm.

I'll act as though I always sit

at table 12 and eat sushi.

- Yes.

- Great.

Stay relaxed and calm.

I'm too nervous. I swear my legs

aren't attached to my body.

There's only ever been two

days in my life when I've been this excited.

The day I first had an injection

and the day I first injected into somebody.

What's with the injection talk?

Perhaps I can make an injection

into the girl after the dinner.

Oh I get it. Ok then,

go on in.

- Ok, ok, wish me luck.

- Good luck.

Yes, wish me luck.

Wish me luck, my friend.

Ok ok, I'll wish you luck brother Recep.

- Peace be with you, young man.

- Come in sir, welcome.

- Are you called Fatih?

- Yes sir, I am Fatih.

A friend of mine has made a reservoir

in my name on table 12.

A friend of mine has made a reservoir

in my name on table 12.

- You mean a reservation?

- Yes, a reservation.

Come, it's this way.

Hold on,

I need to warn you about something.

The rendez-vous with this girl

is very important to me.

This is the first time I've

come to SushiCo.

Whenever I call 'Fatih', you must call me

brother Recep...

...as if I always come here and

as if you know me very well. Understood?

Yes sir.

Then I'll say, Fatih, bring me

what I usually order...

...and you'll say of course brother Recep,

right away...

...bring whatever you can find,

just fill the table up. You understand?

- Understood sir.

- How will you refer to me?

- Brother Recep

- When I say Fatih, come here?

- Brother Recep.

- Well done, my man.

If you make a mistake I'll break your jaw and your nose.

Now piss off.

Bon apptit. Praise God, your hair is like a shoebrush.

- Here we are sir.

- Thank you Fatih.

How many guests will you have?

There'll only be one girl,

how many do you think?

Do you take me for a pervert?

We'll dine face-to-face.

Would you like a cold

drink while you wait for your friend?

By God, that would be good. Good idea.

Bring me whatever you want.

Yes sir.

Hey wait, come back here.

Bring me some bread, some bread.

We don't have any bread here, brother Recep.

What are you saying,

you don't have bread here?

Have I not been your customer

for many years?

Send someone immediately to

the market to get me some.

Right away brother Recep.

Piss off. Dumb bastard.

Telling me he's got no bread.

Here you go sir, your bread...

Thank you my man.

A meal without bread is no meal at all!

- And your wine.

- Thank you.

You've got to taste it first right?

Quality control.

No... not very good. This isn't

the exact flavour I want.

Give me.

No, this won't do either.

We'll try a bit of the white.

Thanks.

I tried it through the nasal cavity,

you see? No, no good, take it away.

This one's the closest.

But still not it.

We haven't found the one yet.

You didn't piss in this one,

did you?

A bit too strong.

Is it Bavarian?

That's the last bottle

in the shop sir, there aren't any others left.

What are you looking at?

What?

Nope, this isn't

the taste I'm after.

The flavour is ok but the roundness

and the body of it isn't as I'd like it to be.

Here, you can take it back.

To be honest, I'm not really

much of a wine lover.

Why do you

keep giving me wine?

Bring me a barrel of beer.

Get going.

God!

Yes sir, brother Recep.

You just force the customer to drink wine.

Just oblige him to drink the stuff.

I'm drunk already,

and I haven't even met the girl yet.

- Karate Kid?

- Yakuza.

Yes.

Delighted.

- The pleasure's all mine.

- But the sweat in your hand...

You should wipe your hand

before coming to meet someone.

How do you find me? Am I

as you hoped?

Do you want me to be frank?

Since we're friends.

You look

a little f***ed up.

You're the type that should be left in a scrapyard.

Smashed, crushed, decomposed.

Yes, you might have a good soul.

Yes, it's worth having a good

soul, but what about the rest?

After all, we don't live

in a world of spirits.

Therefore, the external beauty of a woman

is also important to me.

I don't understand you Karate Kid.

Oh you'll understand,

you'll get to understand.

- Yes that's it, bring it here.

- And this is Wasabi.

Look Fatih! You're swimming

in dangerous waters!

- Oh you are funny, Karate Kid, that's for sure.

- Very well.

- So do you like sushi a lot?

- Yes, that's true.

Me too.

For me, it's a way of life.

I can say that I've been

a fan of sushi since the age of three.

A way of life, a philosophy of life.

Let me share an anecdote with you.

When we first came to Istanbul,

I was an only child in my family.

It's why I became so whimsical,

and I never used to eat anything but sushi.

Every morning I needed to eat two Nigiri sushis

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