Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #4

---

I do not even say if it's on the ground floor window.

"Buna dimineaa ..."

"No, this is number 17, number 19 is opposite ..."

That's why I consider waving and my favorite of all time, thanks.

Distractiv i educativ.

Always trying to educate me.

I've reached the age where I need knowledge.

I feel guilty that I do not know enough.

I had a good education, but I knew to make use of it.

I no longer watch TV degrading. Now that I'm home ...

Privesc ore ntregi pe Discovery Channel i History Channel.

Ore... Discovery Channel, History Channel.

Ask me anything about sharks and Nazis ...

Applause there ...

Not as bad as most people would think.

M refer the rechini.

Nazi tii oribili.

Sharks, great.

O creature extraordinar.

Can detect a fish that swims ...

detects vibrations and electrical impulses through lateral sensors.

He does not need eyes, and contrary to popular faith,

have highly developed vision.

But can feel the smell and taste of the lowest human secretions, blood or sweat,

part of a billion to one kilometer away.

Un rechin fi gsit-o pe Ana Frank uite ...

Nazi tii, catastrofe.

I was in her house is small.

Every day they came, "Come on, let's go."

"Domnule sergent, putem the verification etaj the azi?"

"Nu, nu and nimeni pe-aici, s mergem."

"Domnule sergent, ce e zgomotul wing taste?"

He had time to write and a book to his name Dumenezeu.

If the ends brusc, will continue ... lene .

Not a very suitable subject for comedy, old holocaust!

But I will tell you something about the holocaust.

And put my ass on the line here.

Dar Dupa fend mea ...

I blame Hitler.

He was liderul.

Adolf Btrnul ...

Name That was a little off, is not it?

The SCOS evidena populaiei din.

Nobody today and baptized child Adolf. No Adolf not go to school.

A lot of Brad and Angeline, but no ...

Do not hear the teacher yelling catalog,

- "Brad?" - "Prezent." - "Angelina?" - "Aici."

- "Adolf?" - "Aici!"

I quickly stuff to keep me pose one of the a

No, but people are trying to find excuses.

Zic:
"It was prost, u or influenabil, nu to vrut s FACA auction ..."

Cum Adica naked vrut make sound ... asta?

Never zic:
"Nu, a fost de influenat filosoful politic, Friedrich Nietzsche."

Because Nietzsche wrote a book that talked about super-humans

said that not all men are created equal.

And Hitler interpreted this wrong and deviated much from the topic.

Think about it, you are a great scholar,

You wrote this thing and receives a call from your Fhrer, who Did say

"Toate bune, Nietzsche?"

"Da, toate bune, this golden ti?"

"I-am Tocmai citit Cartea."

"-It Parere have?" "Mi-a-plcut the nebunie."

"I liked the stuff with man and super man and did not worry us all equal, killing all Jews ..."

"Pardon?"

"I toi Nu na ata temperature in to c toi evreii trebuie omori."

"N-Eu am writing o from the COW."

"I read between the lines ..."

"No ... no, I mean this is ... it's terrible."

"You ... you ... you just do not kill Hebrew, really?"

"Ce?"

"In omort evrei?"

"... Da da."

"Civa ... a pic."

"Cathi?"

" ase milioane ..."

"- Article ase milioane?" "AM-1000-best, the number o SA omor Mai."

"So the No. ase LAsam ..."

"Teribil-Este." "Nu-or fac s ever."

"Coppersmiths China?"

"We remain, but please be more careful in future."

"You fi. Scrii Never vreo cards?"

"From there, I give-and-Thi Teama s spun Despre vorba and there."

"I will not do anything. How is called your new book?"

"My new book is titled: Gypsies - we need them?"

Health.

Aplaudai not that, I should talk about something like that.

It is as if we were at peace now.

Something happens now, in a country called Iraq, a war that is not my favorite.

My favorite is war ...

There are so many ...

Are good for different reasons.

Insulele People Land.

Perhaps Folkland islands. Because we won there.

i ..

It was great, was against Argentina.

Da ... Ciudat.

Go to war against Argentina? Go, why not.

The reason is that the war was artillery.

This means that Argentine guns could shoot up to 9 km,

and the British could shoot up to 17 km.

So do we parked boats ... 10 km away.

Theirs cdeu a great ...

and we cook them.

War is equivalent to the distance Dwarf Holding a hand,

shake it all, and you shoot them and beverages in boas and E, and a

Vietnam, best soundtrack.

World War II, the best final.

That must be the end, she could not continue after such a thing, right?

Always makes its world worries, oh, atomic energy ...

"This harmful efectele Cumulative be resimt i, give ..."

meant the end of a war and that's good.

And I. .. was discovered by Einstein.

i the east a Geniu.

In 1903 in an article or

said that light can be described as discrete particles of energy, whose radiation is unstable ...

What kind of maniac could think such a thing? Seriously.

I'm not a doctor, but I think that's why the crazy and Stephen Hawking ...

... Too much thinking. You understand what I mean?

The universe is expanding ...

"Bineneles, Stephen, normal ..."

Get your day off, exit a little walk ...

Now the "plimbare ' , zic vreau Sa ...

Opens a window ...

"Look at TV, War robots, sure you like such a thing, really?"

The best minds on the planet ...

Lumea zice, "N-ar trebui SA IEI Stephen Hawking."

"Este a Geniu."

Not a genius, is a pretend.

He was born in Oxford and speaks with that accent fake American.

In fact, he is one of my idols.

Not the greatest, the greatest idol of mine is ...

Nelson Mandela.

What man does not? An extraordinary man.

ntemniat for 25 years,

was released in 1990, 18 years ago,

i nu to recidivat.

I think it's on the right track.

This demonstrates that our prison institution operates.

Last year we learned about one of your heroines U.S., Rosa Park.

It celebrated 200 years of the abolition of slavery in Britain last year.

We took a little before that.

No ToTu I, happy.

Felicitari ...

Abolition of slavery did not mean the end of racism.

Racism was rooted in society,

Until the 50 and 60 in England and in America.

And that incident was the spark that triggered the civil rights movement.

A young black woman, Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat to a white bus.

The so was the law, but it is saturated. And was arrested for it.

But then, the law was changed.

But it did not stop there.

And has started to hide the places reserved for disabled ...

He spoke with the driver, as he drove ...

Have money for the ticket change? He ass ...

Some people ...

Health.

There are political comedy ...

I used to talk about politics, the young Aram.

At 15, 16 years ago, when I became aware ...

Well, it only does it to annoy the parents, obviously. But ...

I think we flood policy at an early age.

Everything is so charged by politics, morality, the way we live.

It's everywhere, fables, children's songs, sayings ...

I remember when we six years, I had a meeting in kindergarten,

're all coming every Monday of the week, our Turkish ezam of the fish,

and the director came and told us a story.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes