Ricky Gervais: Out of England - The Stand-Up Special Page #5

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And every time have a moral that we should think,

and that we would have to make ... the great leaders of mankind ...

Character building ... And take an eternity ...

And he loved it, it was his favorite day.

I remember the story of the two and everything.

And oricelul and oricelul lazy and industrious.

It was summer ... And two were out in the woods and any.

The sun was high in the sky ... Ripple springs ...

There were flowers, fruits were ... Were peanuts.

And I oarecele lazy, crazy run in the sun,

bite of a fruit and discard the rest.

There were a lot of fruit, it will never end.

You get industrious and he oricelul a fruit bineneles but eat it all and put another one the one hand,

for winter. He knew ...

And oricelul lazy fun, sun tan, a little bite and throw the rest ...

oricelul harnic the avertiza: "For the grij, oricel lene, or s Vina iarna ..."

Ce-Thi belt, cap ptrat!

Autumn is coming ... Same story.

Last fruit, chew and throw a little rest,

always relaxed, playing with leaves ...

You did not see him ... If you see leaves CANDU move into ...

he would be under leaves, actually.

Te-ntrebi, Ce-i acolo?

Is the oricelul lazy, under ...

DACA to intra acolo to cum to face if the Discovery Channel ...

L-to beheld oricelul lene pe "Sa-mi bag ...!"

oricelul harnic ...

adunase one of fructe munte, Taia solemn ...

and topori fcuse of CA are taie Lemna ...

Dintr-o crengu the ciob a de Piatra ...

connected with horse hair ...

That way you can cut and stivuiasc firewood.

So ...

Iarna Vine ...

St Altfel treaba ...

The ground is frozen, there is nothing, no fruit, no nuts, no.

There was nothing in the trees.

Not found anything, and was hungry ...

nghease the frig, slbise the tot

Bineneles, and diligent oricelul State's mailbox ...

Pe i-care or construise ...

you ...

Roaring fire ... He seated state, swaying ...

full of Pietricica.

Someone knocks on the door ... Who could it be?

Evidently, now?

It produces the u deci ...

Open ...

Lene was oricelul .

i-i Zice:
"You May vrei this?"

"I-I-i and frig and foame."

"I find nothing to eat and feel I'll die."

"Pai, I-am avertizat, nu?

"Ba da."

"Nu never conteaz, intra cu the wine you're mine."

Where is the lesson of morality here?

Do you do the head, and fun, then profii from an idiot.

Terrible lesson for kids, right?

Horrible.

Ne-to SPUS-o p-aia cu biatul care Striga "lupul." O tithi?

Nothing, may I say it again.

A boy ... in the Bible, I do not know ...

Can a naked da n particular, right?

The boy takes care of sheep villagers, that was his job.

"-Ai de grij oile alea, biete." "-Da, bine ..."

Give it cam plictise you.

Would probably fall asleep if they would count.

the ce-trece the main minte? "O s m distrez puin."

the Striga "Lupul, lupul!"

Stenii vin intr-o suflare, "Unde-i lupul?"

And the rspunde:
"Nu-i nici a hop." and the ...

The next day, while you are bored and thinking and what you? "To function".

Has little imagination ... And I say, "I'll try again."

the Striga din nou ... "Lupul, lupul!"

"Unde-i-lupul?" "Nu-cal and a hop."

A Treia zi ...

Chiar appear one lup.

Lupul appropriates ...

i the only ncepe Urle, "Lupul, Lupul!"

But villagers do not occur and all sheep eat the wolf.

And we were told that the moral is "do not ever lie."

No, not ...

Moral of this "healthy niciodat naked Spui ACEEE i minciun dou ori."

Din ...

Terrible example for children.

Songs for Children ...

"Jack Jill i deal s pe-au ia suit or galeata s cu re."

"Jack a alunecat i Coroana to a spart ... "

I later learned that it refers to the skull 's.

I figured I fell hat!

" i came from Jill rostogolindu dup self-el."

It is a true fable about two amani century. XVI,

who were climbing in fountain, to escape the prying eyes of the villagers.

Again, what's the moral here?

Do not go with whores for I choose to easta hole.

What can you learn from it some 5 years back?

Niciodat cu nu am neles morala "Humpty Dumpty".

"Humpty Dumpty full ZID fixed cocoat"

"Humpty Dumpty a czut to the spart."

"Toi the slujitorii the CaII mpratului a loc"

"Nu au putut SA-l pe repair Humpty loc."

All I can think is ...

Do not wait cocoat on a wall, if you're an egg.

And again, how can a child learn from this man for 5 years?

Say that a group of children 5 years ...

"Sa nu're cocoat zid pe and DACA you an ou."

"It vrei s Spui sunt one or FLAC? Nu sunt or one."

"There's no sense .... If I am ... There's no egg there."

And even if it were an egg there, it would not make sense.

I-ai spune, "Nu is cocoat eg zid."

And he, "I am an egg, I hear nothing, I have nothing, I have ears, I eye ..."

Nu neleg there drac '... ce? "Nu-cocoat is ..."

"Date nimic Nu Nu ..."

"I have nothing ... I am nothing here ..."

"And I can not climb walls, as you no longer."

Do not send horses to perform medical procedures.

Bineneles that could not stick it on Humpty back together.

They have little dexterity.

I can not sew to save someone's life.

No fingers ... No opposable thumbs.

Do not send ... Trimii to a horse? It is delicate ... An egg?

We have a broken egg, you send a horse? In any case.

If you have a doctor or someone who works at Faberg? Do not ...

We're talking about a creature half a ton without fingers ...

Do not submit such a thing.

A quadruped with ... No, no ...

In any case.

I can not put his ... gloves i You can not wash your hands.

Nu pot ...

nchipuii an egg, gently. Horse comes ...

"GREAT!"

Could ... Nor would think ...

"L-bulit am!" Asta e.

I could not even see. It goes on ...

Ce? Bulit! Asta e.

Do not ... You could never explain ...

what happened.

Do not send ...

And ridiculously ...

If you had to design the perfect device for broken eggs would be a hoof.

"Am nevoie ... Avem one or crpat AICI,-l am nevoie s sparg tot."

Copita!

Copita this perfect.

Do not send a horse ...

No matter you are king or horses.

Do not send ... Clearly not send them all.

It would be chaos.

If it was a horse with a bit of skill,

like ... graduated a year before to be expelled from Harvard ...

" tiu ni ... you chestii rudimentare Bulit! "

"La varied!"

"The Athi-printed tiat plague all."

"Acum the Athi-fcut PRAF all."

What would have happened if we were invadai the French on that day?

And they were all there ...

A messenger comes running, "You take all the king's horses?"

"Sau slujitorii atoned for?"

"Da."

"Francezii-Vin". "-There?"

"Come francezii. Unde sunt toi caii ...?"

"-I-am Trimis s repare an ou." "Tmpit-Idiot!"

"When you add i-ai Trim SA creep un ou?"

If your name is Dumpty ...

nu-thi boteza copilul Humpty.

How to stigmatize him like that?

For a child who already is an egg ...

Shell by shell ...

I bet that was thrown on the wall.

I do not think you can learn something so ...

I do not think anything interesting learn the ...

prini the sau profesori.

I think the most effective are childhood friends.

And you influenaz, you cand and adolescent.

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