Ripped Page #7
It's not a star
trek thing, guys.
Just push down on the
button, inhale and try it out.
Oh, in my mouth.
These new designs, they
let you regulate the vapor
density so you get more
hits per cartridge.
Mm.
Oh, that's good
stuff, hold on.
Smooth.
Oh, hey, easy guys.
You barely have to hit it.
That's what she said.
I'm hitting it
from the front.
new models, vaporization
only happens
when you inhale.
-So, rule of thumb...
-Mmm!
Use about maybe half
the weed that you would
smoking in a joint.
Half?
And the high is stronger.
Mhmm.
Better high, less money,
and completely healthy.
I tell you what, I feel so
Fantastically healthy.
I think I'm
doing mine wrong.
How could you be 47 and
do that without falling?
Age ain't nothin'
but a number!
Okay, okay.
Are you ready?
Well, I haven't
done this in...
I haven't done
this in years, so.
Okay...
-Woo!
-Whoa!
Don't trip.
Why you trippin', fool?
You've got it.
You've got it.
Pontiac or Toyota,
who was that?
Hey guys.
Hi.
This place looks, uh...
Fun.
What's this the
donations jar?
Oh that's for my
friend on Facebook.
Oh, the one from Nigeria.
Yes!
Yes! How'd you know? Nasim!
Yeah, it's a scam.
That is exactly what
nasim said you would say.
It is a scam.
Yeah.
'Cause he knows
it's a scam.
No, he needs a
foot transplant.
Anyway, this is bullshit.
Let's get somebody to
help us paint, man.
We don't have
any money left.
But we have weed.
Weed is currency.
Yo, next time we give
these guys the weed
after they paint.
Next time we
pay 'em in cash.
We don't have any
more cash, remember?
And we don't have
any more weed.
What?
How the f*** are we gonna
make chili with weed in it
if we don't have any weed
to put in the chili?
I know.
That's why I called
the best bud guy.
So, problem solved.
Problem not solved.
We don't have
any more money.
What?
What?
You just now
telling me this?
I just now told
you just now.
Hello!
-Oh sh*t!
-Sh*t!
I have bad news.
Well, just tell me
the good news first.
Oh, there is no good news.
What do you mean
there's no good news?
Well, oh, actually
there's good news for me.
I can't give you
gentlemen the loan.
But you said we
had good credit.
I said it looks like you
have really good credit.
Turns out you don't
have any credit at all.
Yeah, but...
Can't they look at it
like, we haven't missed a
payment in like
three decades?
They could, but they
won't, because that's not
how it works.
Banks don't give loans to
people without credit.
So you brought your big
Wally-happy ass down here,
granola-eatin',
folgers-coffee drinkin',
to tell us this sh*t?
Well, it wasn't a problem.
I had the afternoon free
since I didn't have to do
your paperwork.
Well, I'm gonna go
get some frogurt.
Bye guys!
What a frogin' a**hole.
See, I told you.
Racism is still alive.
Still alive!
We're f***ed.
He can't give us a loan
because we ain't got no credit.
Gentlemen!
All I need is a signature
and a payment and we're all set.
Right, um, about
the payment thing.
with the, you know how
business is, you know.
Got the signature,
but the payment...
Can I be straight?
There's been a..
Accounting error.
Yeah, so we're gonna
have to get this on...
Credit?
Credit?
Okay, let me explain
to you something about
credit, alright?
I gave you credit in
the first delivery.
Still haven't gotten
payment for that.
So, when I get payment for
that, you get some more weed.
Look, man. Look around, okay?
We're just about to
open this place, right?
We're gonna be busy, busy,
making money, chili,
money, chili,
weed, everything.
We're gonna be successful,
we're gonna be your number
one people.
We're gonna be your...
Thing!
Economics.
Hold on, hold on,
let me handle this.
Look, you're a
businessman.
I'm a businessman.
Business is how
business is.
That's how this
country was built.
Capiche?
Pilgrims helped
the Indians.
The Indians helped
the pilgrims.
We're just asking for the
same deal the Indians got.
And not my Indians.
The other ones.
Okay, let me explain
to you guys a little
something about the
deal the Indians got.
Pilgrims took their land,
gave 'em blankets covered
in smallpox.
Allegedly.
Smallpox?
That's free.
Weed? Costs money.
No cash, no grass.
What are you, a
f***in' poet now?
I don't need smallpox!
These people, these are
not good businesspeople.
Did you know that Bruce
Lee was actually born in
San Francisco?
I did know this.
I can't believe i
messed up on counting.
I can, you were wasted.
We're always wasted.
Maybe that's our problem.
You're gonna have to ask
Debbie for the money.
Are you f***ing crazy?
Yeah, picture that.
"Oh hey Deb, can I borrow
a few thousand bucks so I
can buy some weed?"
Yeah. She'll lose her sh*t and
kick us out of her place.
We'll end up homeless.
Tell her it's for
something else!
I can't lie to her.
You been lying
this whole time!
Yeah, well i
don't like it.
Listen, she's
against weed.
You don't have
a future, okay?
She's our last hope.
Roll the dice, man.
Hey guys.
Debbie!
-Hey!
-Hey, hello.
Speaking of nice shirts.
-Hi!
-Hey!
So, uh, what are
you doing here?
I took off work early.
Brad told me
you'd be here.
Cool, Brad told her.
Look at that.
Well, I told Brad that i
would take him skydiving.
Alright.
Off to the gym.
You guys have fun.
Okay, well...
Look at you,
skipping work, huh?
Sit down.
It's a beautiful day.
Let's go for a walk.
Alright.
So, you just...
Took the day off
work today? Just like that?
Just like that.
I mean, a few weeks ago i
would've never considered
that, but if my
boss gets annoyed...
So what, right?
I guess.
What changed?
I dunno, I just feel like
i haven't been living my life.
Forgot how to have fun
along the way, know what I mean?
I do.
I do know what you mean.
You have a lot
do with that.
I do?
I'm the reason you
played hooky today?
Yes! I mean look at you, you
don't worry about anything.
So you think I don't
have any worries?
What do you have
to worry about?
Oh, okay. Your secrets again.
We didn't have enough
money to finish the restaurant.
Can't you get a loan?
Well...
Pelican point bank was
going to give us a loan,
but then, we don't have
any credit, so no.
Well, you know what?
There are other banks.
Well, where're you going?
Woop, woop!
Wait, now you
want to dance?
I want to talk!
You're afraid that she's
because you're a pothead,
and in my book,
that's chicken.
Okay, number one,
I'm not a chicken...
Guys. I got you the loan!
-Haaa!
-What?
She spoke with the
original loan officer, and
No, they already said no
and we don't have any
credit anyways.
I'm gonna co-sign!
Oh! God, no.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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