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what he thinks?
I need to analyze a urine sample.
- By all means.
- Thank you.
I'd hate to be here when
Mr. Malaka has tricinyphlis.
Yeah, what's that?
That's an incredibly rare disease.
You can only get it by having sex with pigs.
That's crazy. Absolutely crazy.
I mean, this mechanical moron
must have blown a circuit board.
Tricinyphlis.
There's only been ever
five confirmed cases.
Six.
How disgusting. Not even in my country
do we have sex with pigs.
Sheeps, yes, goats, yes.
Pigs? Never.
See, to you, this may look
like an inflamed gall bladder,
but to me, this is payment
on my country club membership.
Oh! Three-pointer.
Doctor Callaby, there's
a very important call for you.
Well, it better be very important.
This man's aneurysm's about to burst.
Don't move a muscle.
I'll be right back.
Hello?
Jake! Jake,
where have you been?
Where have I been?
Where have I been?
I was in court.
Defending the rights of the downtrodden,
hard-working little people.
Damn, this coffee's hot!
What are you trying to do to me?
So, you got another
malpractice case for me?
No! That's the problem.
We got this new robotic doctor thingy
here at the hospital.
Robo... Doctor?
Keep an eye on that tin can.
Study it. It's our next meal ticket.
It must have a weakness.
But it knows everything.
You figure out a way
for me to sue that robot
or my next malpractice case
will be against you.
Jake, you don't mean that.
Jake?
Jakey?
Jake?
I'm afraid her breasts were so small
we had to put them on life support.
- Do you mean...
- Yes.
We had to put her on a "breast-perator."
What are her chances?
Not very good.
Unless we can find her
a pair of donor breasts.
I know, I know.
I lost my college girlfriend the same way.
Doctor! Doctor! Great news!
A busload of strippers
just went over a cliff,
we have a cooler full of donor breasts.
That's incredible!
How do you suppose
something like that could have happened?
Oh, if I keep eating this food,
I'm going to need a doctor.
There's a hair in my sandwich.
This is disgusting.
I think the food is good, very good.
Really?
In my country, we don't
We only eat on very special occasions.
Like when?
Like when we have food.
Hey guys, here comes dessert.
Hey.
Whaddya say you and me
get together some time?
Oh, I don't think I'm right for you.
If I remember correctly,
you like the strong, silent type.
I didn't do the mime.
Yeah.
Hey, Kim.
Hey, I just want to let you know,
I think you're an excellent nurse.
Aw, thanks.
But complimenting me
on my professionalism
is not going to get you into my pants.
Oh, then what will?
Come on, Doc, give it to me straight,
I can take it.
You are going to die.
Oh my God, how long have I got?
According to my calculations,
you have two months,
three weeks, six days, 18 hours,
Eight, seven, six, five...
Is there any hope?
No.
Will there be much pain?
Oh yes, very much so.
Unbearable.
Oh! What should I do, Doc?
Write a will. Buy a nice suit.
Roboshock.
Can I speak to you for a moment?
Certainly, chief. Have a nice day.
Look, I don't mean to be overly critical,
but we've got to work
on your bedside manner.
What do you mean, chief?
I mean, you can't be
that direct and blunt with a patient.
Why not?
Because, it's just not...
Can you add anything here?
Well, I can't program in compassion, Doctor,
but I know he can learn from others.
Now there's a beautiful doll.
What's her name, sweetheart?
This is Donna, the "Stranger Danger" doll.
You're not a friend of mine, guy.
You're a pervert.
Get away from me!
Get away!
Charming.
Well,
I didn't know kids were still playing
cowboys and Indians anymore.
They're not. They're playing cow persons
and Native Americans.
Cute.
Look, the real reason I'm here is
RoboCrock, he needs
a lesson in compassion.
Evidently.
Would you be willing to teach him?
Well, someone has to.
I'll see what I can do.
Good. Then I'll leave him... it...
in your hands this afternoon.
Okay.
Let's go.
How can I explain compassion?
Compassion. It is a sympathetic
consciousness of another's distress,
together with the desire to alleviate it.
Very good.
For a moment there, I forgot I was talking
to a walking encyclopedia.
Simply stated, it's the
giving of aid and comfort.
For instance, look over there.
All of God's creatures need to eat.
Feeding them is an act of compassion.
And for that, I believe that nice woman
will be rewarded.
How do you know
so much about compassion?
I really don't know.
I guess I'd rather feel sorry for someone else
than feel sorry for myself.
I lost someone.
He was killed in a car accident.
He was killed by a...
He was killed by a...
Drunk driver.
No, a cross-eyed driver.
So this is why you decided
to dedicate yourself
to curing cross-eyed kids.
It's the way I've chosen
to care about people.
I have over 500 trillion
gigabytes of memory
full of how to care for people.
I'm an expert in caring for people.
That may be true, but you need
to care about them as well.
If I'm not human,
how can I care about people?
You don't have to be
human to care about people.
Dolphins care about people,
dogs care about people,
cats... well, the point is that
people are insecure, frightened
fearful creatures.
They're not machines.
They need to be reassured
that everything's going to be okay.
Even if it isn't.
Everything is going to be okay.
Not convincing.
It wouldn't hurt if you smile or something.
- Smile?
- Yeah, smile.
Like this.
It's a start.
You know, as a doctor,
you may be perfect,
but as a human,
you've got a long way to go.
You have a deep laceration on your leg,
which has become secondarily infected.
Huh?
You are infected with
a flesh-eating bacteria,
and will require more extensive treatment.
Flesh-eating bacteria?
That sounds horrible.
It is not so bad.
All of God's creatures need to eat.
Yeah?
The bacteria need
to eat somebody's flesh.
And I admire your compassion
in letting them eat yours.
Of course, there is a chance
you may lose your leg.
A chance?
Like, a 10% chance?
No, like a 99% chance.
But, when you wake up,
you'll have a brand new leg.
It is not so bad having an artificial leg.
I've got two.
That's incredible.
Will I get one like that?
Not exactly.
My legs cost over $10 million each.
With your health plan,
your new leg will look more like...
...this.
The best part is
the bacteria will no longer
be able to eat your new leg.
Of course, you'll have to worry
about woodpeckers and termites.
But don't worry.
Everything will be okay.
I think we still have some work to do
in the compassion department.
Yeah.
Scalpel.
Scalpel.
Dr. Callaby, a Dr. Gorman
on the phone for you.
Uh, yes.
He's coming now.
Hello?
Callaby, where the hell
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