Role Models Page #4
her bosom away.
Apollo has lifted his skirt.
The day has been launched.
May I present to you
my vassal, Artonius?
Greetings, friends.
Greetings.
Tell me, Blufgan, art thou
preparing for the Battle Royale?
'Tis a mere month away.
Aye, my lord.
Huzzah, huzzah!
Godspeed, Blufgan,
and all hail Xanthia!
Hail, Xanthia!
Hail, Xanthia!
Rub-a-dub-dub!
What the f*** just
happened there?
They're my kinsmen.
We're all from Xanthia.
We're a smaller country, but
we're no Cacedonia, Danny.
Ow! Don't hit so hard!
Okay.
Hi, Blufgan.
Hey! Hey, Esplen.
Blufgan! Blufgan!
Blufgan!
Blufgan!
All right, Gleebo.
One more.
feeding the goddamn elves.
Jesus Christ.
Hey, master handler.
Whoa! Who's that dork?
That's the king.
Well, I should have guessed. Nothing
says royalty like The Burger Hole.
Yeah, he and his lackeys eat
His majesty approaches.
Oh, crap!
His royalty approaches!
Long live the king.
What are you doing?
You have to kneel
before the king.
Bow down, little girl. Little
girl, bow down, bow down.
Why?
Because he's the king.
I beg you!
No.
Damn it.
Hey, pull over to the
mini-mart and get me some OJ,
and not that
from-concentrate sh*t.
Would it kill you
to say please?
It might.
"Concentrate. Not from
concentrate. Pulp. Low pulp.
"Lots of pulp. "
Well, well, well.
What, are you stalking me?
Had to get my bagel-dog
fix. So how's little Ronnie?
being a great match. Yeah.
You know, like at Christmas when you
get a gift? That's what Ronnie is.
A gift. I love him so much.
Wow. Well,
that's very nice.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I gots to get my Slurpee on.
Well, watch this though first.
Look at that.
What does that look like?
Okay.
Open the door, Ronnie.
You forgot to say "please. "
Please open the door,
or I'll pour your juice out.
I don't drink
juice, biatch!
Come on. Hey. Ronnie.
Oh, no. Don't turn that
engine on. I swear to God...
Okay. Okay.
Joke's over, buddy.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Good one! Good one, Ronnie!
Now open the f***ing door!
Ronnie! What are you doing?
Dude, dude, dude, dude,
dude, dude, dude, dude!
What are you doing?
Baby! Yeah!
Don't you run me over!
Oh, no!
Ouch! Watch it!
Hey!
Oh, yeah. So good.
Good times.
You're on
thin ice, buddy.
Then quit.
I never quit.
Give me my
damn juice.
Oh, this juice?
Yeah, that juice.
F***ing a**hole.
Punk b*tch.
The lad had seasoned his mutton
with wine berry and not mead!
The lad had seasoned his mutton
with wine berry and not mead!
Hey, did you see that spell of
unbreakable madness I casted on those orcs?
I don't think so.
The length of a moon,
hence "honeymoon. "
Eight hours down,
This sucks ass.
Dude, I just spent the
afternoon in Middle-earth
with glee-glop and the
floopty-doos, all right?
Give me a f***ing break.
I got f***ing carjacked.
Yeah? Well, I got dumped.
You deserved it!
I hate your face.
I hate your face.
Ronnie! Ronnie!
Take the wheel!
Yeah.
What are you doing?
That is not safe!
He can't drive!
This is unsafe.
Okay, stop! Stop! Okay!
What the f***?
I'm driving! What...
Oh, my God!
Nice. Look what
you started.
Happy now?
I'm gonna kill you!
What did I do?
So I guess I'll pick you
Uh, could we make it 10:00?
Kid, you wanna spend
Dude, if I'm gonna have to chauffeur
your asses around, let's make it 10:00.
Yeah.
Hey, Danny, you wanna
come see my turtle?
I'm fine.
Of course he
has a turtle.
See you tomorrow, Ronnie.
F*** you, Anson!
Never gets old.
Wait, wait, wait.
You b*tch!
Oh, my God.
She's moving out.
Dude, that's harsh.
Sh*t.
Wow, you weren't
kidding around.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
I wanted to be gone
by the time you got home.
No, it's all right.
This is better, you know.
Now we get to share the
moment with Wheeler and...
Becca and Sarah.
Yeah, and Becca
and Sarah.
Who you've met,
like, 127 times.
I know.
Keys.
Beth, come on.
You don't have to do this.
I left you the Crock-Pot.
I know you like chili.
I know it's really hard for you right
now, but I just want you to know that
when you love something,
you set it free,
and if it's meant
to be, you just...
You take it back,
and it comes...
Yeah, I know where
you're going with it.
Yeah, and if she doesn't come back, I'd
go for that friend of hers in the sweater.
I know she's a few pounds overweight,
but, you know, in my experience,
it's the bigger ones that
do way more stuff.
Good talk, Wheeler.
Pick you up at 10:00.
Hi, Ronnie.
How are you today?
What are you doing here?
I told you I'd pick
you up at 10:
00, right?But I thought
you'd p*ssy out.
Well, you see? It's wonderful. We're
learning so much about each other.
Hey! You must be Wheeler.
I'm Karen.
Hi, Karen.
Wow, you look way too young
to be Ronnie's mother.
What are you,
the babysitter?
You're funny.
You're gonna need that sense of humor
if you're gonna keep up with my son.
found someone who could.
Yeah, well, I think that
You're cute.
You ready, pal?
I ain't your pal, vanilla.
Karen, would you mind
signing my hours sheet?
Sure.
Great.
Well.
All right.
You boys have fun.
His idea of fun is a
f***ing pottery class, yo.
Hey. Hey, hey. Watch
your mouth, little man.
I love you.
I love you, too.
I got shotgun!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Stop. Who are you?
What do you want?
I'm here for Augie.
Oh. I'm sorry. Augie, right.
He'll be out in a minute.
Let me ask you something,
because you're one of these guys
that's good with kids, right?
Yeah. Totally.
'Cause, the kid, man,
I don't get it.
He's into dragons
and fairies
and, you know, hoboes.
Right.
So, I mean, what am I
supposed to say to him?
Yeah. I don't know. I don't...
Hey, but while I've got you
here in my personal space,
I was wondering if you could maybe
sign off on my hours from yesterday.
Oh, no, I don't...
I'm not the kid's parent.
No, that's... Parental signatures
are mama's department. One second.
Lynette! Augie's little buddy's
here. He needs your signature.
Oh! Hi!
Hi.
I'm Lynette.
I'm Danny.
So good to meet you.
You, too.
I was wondering if you could maybe
sign my hours sheet from yesterday.
Sure!
You know, we are so thrilled that you are
gonna be spending some time with Augie,
because, you know,
just how he is.
How is he?
I'm just glad you're gonna be getting
him out of his own little world a bit.
It's like, "Get out of here!
Leave home!"
Hey, why don't you come over
and we can get to know you
a little bit better?
I don't think so. It's not you.
I hate having dinner with people.
Hey, Augie, ready to...
Yeah, let's go.
Yeah.
I think
they're over here.
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