Role Models Page #7
and poems for the women they loved,
even if she was married?
No, I didn't know that.
Well, there you go.
It's her voice mail.
Hey, Beth. How's it going? It's me.
Tell her her hair is like
I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to get together.
I know there's a lot
of stuff I'd like to say.
Whispering eye.
So, if you get a chance,
give me a call back and...
You long for her
whispering eye. We can...
We can see each other.
I'd love to see you.
And her whispering eye.
And your whispering eye.
All right. Bye.
Whispering eye?
It means vagina.
It means vagina.
That's a classy
move, man.
It means vagina.
Yeah. Get your whispering
eye in the cab, Augie.
Vagina!
Hey.
Hi.
Thanks for meeting me.
I got you a venti chai,
which is what they call
Wow.
There's a transformation.
Yes, well, you know, I've been doing
this community service for almost a month,
and I really feel as if it's given
me some perspective on things.
Well, that's great.
I hope that's true, Danny.
So let's get married.
Wait.
Danny, you are not taking
this breakup seriously.
Yeah, because
I don't want it.
Do you really think
I wanted this?
Look. Hey. This is us.
This is not us.
We have not been us in a
while, because you are not you.
Danny, you're not happy.
I've been with you seven years, and
it's been getting progressively worse.
And it makes me feel bad about
me that I can't make you happier.
Where am I gonna find a girl who
hates all the same things I do?
You're so romantic.
Hey. Hey.
"You complete me. "
"You had me at 'hello. "'
Oh, God. Danny.
Come on, Beth.
You're not...
You're not hearing
what I'm saying to you.
"I am just a girl standing in front
of a boy, telling her to love her. "
You don't even
know that one.
Hey. Come on.
"Who you gonna call?"
"Ghost Busters. "
Okay. You know what?
No. I am committing to this breakup.
This is the best thing for us.
You can call me if you
need legal advice.
Come on! Let's kill
some Cacedonians!
And I got a little
something-something for you to wear.
Yeah, I'm not
gonna wear this.
No?
Soon enough.
Soon enough you'll want it.
Yeah.
Yo, Wheeler. What up, dog? You
scoundrel. What are you doing, man?
Yo, Hogan's having another
party tonight, man. You gotta go.
There's gonna be a lot of
sweet-ass p*ssy there, girl p*ssy.
Ooh! Uh...
Thanks for the offer.
Maybe some other time.
You're the king, Wheeler.
You're the king.
Dude, don't give up that
sweet-ass p*ssy on my account.
I'll go with you.
Okay. If you say so.
All right.
You're my PIC, Wheeler.
What's a PIC?
Partner in crime.
You're my PIC. Just don't
cock-block me tonight.
Wouldn't dream of it.
We'll have a great time.
We'll go to the party,
we'll get some zah,
play some Xbox.
Damn straight.
Countrymen, smell
the battle in the air!
Esplen,
Goddess of Navalore.
Venus herself would be jealous.
Braman, good to see you.
Good morrow, sir!
Good morrow to you.
Good morning.
Keep your blades sharp
but your wits sharper.
Ah! Gleebo, look at you.
A visage.
Men, get ready to
dance with swords!
Alack and allay! What lovely vassal
has Mercury delivered upon us today
and in such strange
and frightful attire?
Let us thank the gods
for sending us such a brave
and valiant warrior to Xanthia.
All hail Lunesta.
Hail, Lunesta!
How's it going?
Lunesta?
Isn't that a sleeping pill?
Yeah. It's 'cause I send my enemies
to their eternal resting place.
"To sleep,
perchance to dream. "
Well, welcome, Lunesta.
We bid you good battle.
Prepare to have your
worldview rocked.
Let's do this.
Let's do this,
we shall!
The battle begins!
Turn and fight, coward!
What have you got?
The Cacedonians have
our kinsmen surrounded.
Leave them for Davith.
Prepare for
a Glencracken!
Comrades!
Cacedonia!
The king is
unprotected.
from the rear.
God save you!
Oh, f*** me. All right.
You got it. I got you.
That's...
You look amazing.
Thanks, man.
You're dead.
No way.
I killed you.
You didn't kill me. Now
exeunt this battlefield.
Wait a second.
That's not fair.
Listen,
you little twerp.
You've been slain by the
mighty king. Now get lost,
and take some pride
No, but I killed you.
You can't kill me after
Davith of Glencracken.
Yes, my liege.
Didst he slay me?
He doth not slay the king.
You weren't even here
when it happened!
Was too here.
Everyone, I'm telling you
the truth. I killed the king!
I...
Why don't you
believe me? I swear...
Dost the Xanthian
weep like a maiden?
Why are you
laughing at me?
What are you doing?
Danny, I didn't...
I killed the king.
Oh, my God.
You're lying.
Are you calling me a liar?
You're a liar.
Danny, just drop it. Let's just
get out of here. It doesn't matter.
Are you telling me a kid
could slay the mighty king?
Not a real king,
but you, yeah.
You're lying. I can tell.
Danny, stop.
He killed you.
Give him your hat.
It's a crown.
Give him your hat.
Danny.
It's a crown, dude!
Dude!
You're a liar.
It's a piece of plastic.
Okay, game over.
You both are disqualified
from Laire forever.
What?
Are you kidding me?
Augie! Augie!
Augie.
Leave me alone.
Look. I'm sorry.
No, you're not sorry. You
don't care about any of this!
This is so unfair!
Hey, come on, buddy.
I'm not your buddy!
You're only doing this because
And you know what? That's
fine if you don't give a sh*t,
but you don't have to ruin it
for me, because I do give a sh*t!
I give lots of shits!
Look, it's gonna be okay.
No, it's not gonna be okay!
You're the worst mentor ever! No wonder
your girlfriend left you, you a**hole!
Yo, Wheeler.
What's up, man?
Hey. What's up?
Okay, kid. Let's mingle.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Excuse me, miss.
Yes?
You're sexy like
a chocolate strawberry.
Who told you to say that?
That's Wheeler,
my PIC.
Nice.
Come on, baby!
Pass it.
No.
No.
No!
Hey. I'm gonna
rock a squirt,
so you watch the kid
for a few minutes?
Sure thing. You're the king,
Wheeler. You're the king.
Yeah, okay.
Long line.
I've seen longer.
Have we met?
I don't know. Have we?
Well, what do you do?
Well, I'm kind of
but my job is to dress up like a
minotaur and keep kids off drugs.
Well, that's how I know you.
That's so funny, 'cause I
think elementary school is hot.
Hey.
What are you doing here?
I wanted to talk to you.
No, I don't want to
talk to you right now.
Hey, Danny.
You decided to come for
dinner. Great. Come on in.
Thanks.
God damn it!
What's up his cooz?
I should take a piss
more often.
I don't know.
I don't got a raincoat.
Don't worry.
I'm very pro-choice.
Okay.
God, I'm really
kicking your ass.
That's because
this is soccer.
Black folks
don't play soccer.
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