Saving Santa Page #5
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travels round the world
in one night
(BUZZING)
- (GASPS)
Sir! I think we've got a blip!
A blip?
Uh, I think it looks
more like a blop.
NEVILLE:
Oh, of course!Silly-billy me.
Clearly, there is nothing there.
I mean, any rational person
would see that there
is nothing beneath us
but a bunch of mountains and snow.
And not a clever facade
masking Santa's workshop.
Surely not.
Only a madman would think
we will surely crash and explode
into fiery bits and pieces
if we flew straight down...
(YELLING)
(KLAXON SOUNDING)
Sir, someone has
breached the hologram!
Put it onscreen.
It's an invasion.
Everybody panic!
Don't we have a plan for this?
For an invasion of the North Pole?
Who plans for that?
- Run!
- Hide!
(ALL YELLING)
Out of my way! Out of my way!
Bernard! You must know some way
we can stop Neville Baddington.
You can't.
I've tried everything!
Three times!
What's gotten into you?
Earlier, you were so
desperate to save Santa.
And now you just don't care?
I've failed.
There's nothing I can do.
He's going to invade.
(GASPS)
I'm sorry.
It's like Santa said,
once something is done,
it can't be undone.
(SIGHS)
I'm no hero.
I'm just a poop-scooper.
Say you've got another shot
At saving Christmas Eve in you
These other elves
They don't know where to turn
Take a good long look at me
'Cause somehow
I believe in you
That kind of elf belief
you have to earn
So stop and think
'Cause you know what's in store
An elf with that much vision
Is an elf we're fighting for
But before I do
the big hard sell for you
I need to know
what kind of elf are you
Sink or swim
Do or die
Make this stand
Or stand by
When everyone around you
wants to run and hide
It's time to decide
What kind of elf
you want to be
You've got brains
I know you have
You've brains enough
for two in there
So come up with a
plan to save the day
Think back over everything
There has to be
a clue in there
You find it and we're
with you all the way
So stop and think of
the children big and small
'Cause a Christmas
without Santa
Doesn't sound much fun at all
Sink or swim
Do or die
Worth a shot
Worth a try
wants to run and hide
It's time to decide
What kind of elf...
Look, if you say
that you trust me
Then, OK
I'll trust you too
- As long as children
- As long as children
- Believe in Santa
- Believe
Then I won't give up on you
WOMAN ON SCREEN:
Is it trueyour mother is the real CEO of QAD?
Excellent question.
Let me think.
Get over here, you pesky,
little good-for-nothing!
WOMAN:
Well, someone seems tohave lost their Christmas spirit.
Holy eggnog, that's it!
He has Christmas spirit.
But it's lost in his brain!
- Oh.
- I know how to stop Neville.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING) Quiet down!
Calm down, everyone.
I've got it!
This memory machine caused it,
and it can end it.
But I need help fixing it.
Who's with me?
(GASPING)
(EXCLAIMING)
- So stop
- Stop!
I can put this right
I swear to you
I'll have the big man
flying high tonight
Sink or swim
Do or die
Rally round or say goodbye
Each one of you's a hero
if you only knew
So who's on my crew?
I need you and
you and you and you
Sink or swim
Do or die
Whata team
You and you and you and I
When everyone around you
wants to run and hide
It's time to decide
What kind of elf
you want to be
Are you an oaf like that?
Or an elf like me?
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
BERNARD:
Quickly! We have to getto the sleigh before Neville does.
The coast is clear.
Move!
Secure the front door.
Go, go, go!
Hurry everyone!
Blend in!
MAN:
Nothing here.(GASPS) Here he comes.
MAN:
You two,Nobody move!
(EXCLAIMS)
Pucker up, lass.
(CHUCKLES)
(GIGGLES) Shh!
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
MAN:
Run this way, you two!Now, now, now!
(CACKLING)
Oh, it wouldn't be Christmas
without complete chaos
and utter panic.
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Do you smell that?
I don't think this is going to work.
There's too many of them.
And, frankly, too many of me.
You're right. The only way around this
is to jump from the roof.
Really?
The only way?
No way. No roof!
(GRUNTING)
No! I'm a delicate snowflake.
- Hey!
- Sorry!
NEVILLE:
I want to knowhow a man that big
gets around the world
in one night!
Find that sleigh!
MAN:
Let's start in the Pancake Palace.MAN 2:
Good call.(SNEEZES)
(GASPS)
(GASPS)
- Why, you little...
MAN:
- Yeah! Where's the sleigh?SANTA:
You two are notbeing very good this year.
(GROANS)
Santa! (GRUNTING)
(BERNARD STAMMERING)
That really is high.
Step aside, please.
Hmm...
(WHIRRING, BEEPING)
There we go.
How much do you weigh?
Fifty... Uh, forty-two...
one... ish.
That should hold.
Probably.
OK, let's do this!
(YELLING)
( ASHLEY TISDALE: "SOME KIND OF MIRACLE")
Ha-ha! Whoo-hoo!
No, not now!
(YELLING)
(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
Oh, poo!
(ALL GRUNTING)
(EXCLAIMS)
(GASPS)
(YELLING)
Hold on, I've got you!
- Good luck!
- Thanks!
(ALL GROANING)
Are you sure
he's just a poo-shoveler?
(EXCLAIMING)
How do I stop this thing?
(YELLING)
Ooh!
(DOOR RATTLES)
(GRUNTING GROANING)
I guess that was the only way.
MAN:
Follow me!(GASPS)
Right here!
(CAR APPROACHING)
(YELPS)
A fine time to have a chat.
You want to help, maybe?
(TIRES SCREECH)
(DOOR THUMPS)
BERNARD 1:
They're coming!Oh, I just wish I had time to think.
I just wish I had time.
(BLIXEN SPEAKS GIBBERISH)
Not now, I'm thinking.
(GRUNTS) More time.
The Time Globe.
I could go back and warn Santa.
Blitz, you're a genius!
(GROANS)
BERNARD 1:
Were you eating pancakes?(GRUNTING)
- Move it in!
- They're here!
Go, go, go!
BERNARD 1:
Oh, where the elf is it?Spread out.
You check that side.
We're clear!
Yes!
- There!
- Get him!
(ISSUES COMMAND)
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLING)
(YELLING)
(EXCLAIMS)
What did you do that for?
MAN:
He's activated the sleigh!- Get it!
- Follow me!
Don't move!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
What is this?
I turn my back for two seconds
and you're having a little nap.
Hey! Stop that elf!
You!
Yes, you, you tick-infested nitwit.
Pull the sleigh outside.
I want everybody to see my triumph!
(ALL GASPING)
NEVILLE:
Witness, all of you!Santa's sleigh and all its secrets,
beneath my icy boots.
Neville Baddington.
CEO and majority stockholder
in the world's soon-to-be-biggest...
Nay, only package delivery
mega corporation!
You can almost hear the "whoosh"
of packages whizzing around the world
at the speed of Santa, 365 days a year!
Hah!
And mother, if her tear ducts do,
in fact, exist,
tears of pride will stream down
her sweet, prunish cheeks,
as she embraces me with
her jagged, bony frame.
"Good job, Neville," she'll whisper.
As of this moment,
Christmas is outsourced!
"Dear Neville,
what I want for Christmas
is to be able to go back in time
and tell you the secrets
of the North Pole.
Love, Santa."
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