Scary Movie 2 Page #7

PROFESSOR:

Look, whatever you say, kid, but the

more they're hurtin', the more they

need a squirtin', if you know what I

mean.

(then, off Cindy's

picture)

Ooh, I like her.

DWIGHT:

Cindy Campbell. Classic abandoned

personality disorder. She seems

guarded, but willing to do this.

PROFESSOR:

Willing? I like that.

(then, off Ray's

picture)

And, this one?

DWIGHT:

That's Ray Williams. I couldn't quite

figure him out, but he seemed very

eager and excited when we met.

PROFESSOR:

What's this?

Professor holds up another photo of Ray. In this one, he's

got his shirt off and his thumbs hooked in his jeans' pockets.

DWIGHT:

Oh, that's the picture he sent me

after our interview.

The Professor continues looking at the pictures and files of

Shorty, Ray, Brenda, and Cindy.

PROFESSOR:

Car accident, gun shot, multiple

stabbings, a hook through the back...

Where did you find these kids?

DWIGHT:

They are the survivors of the

Steveston County massacre.

PROFESSOR:

Fantastic. These kids are exactly

the kind of catalyst needed to awaken

Hell House.

DWIGHT:

How are we going to get them all up

there?

PROFESSOR:

I'll make it part of the class. We'll

tell them they're participating in a

study on sleep disorders.

DWIGHT:

And what happens when all hell breaks

loose?

PROFESSOR:

We record and document it. We're

gonna make history, Dwight. The first

documented, unrefuted evidence of

life after death. The book sales

alone will be worth millions. I'll

be rich, and you my friend, will

have one hell of a thesis paper.

Now, what time is orientation?

DWIGHT:

In about fifteen minutes.

PROFESSOR:

Remember, Dwight, not a word to

anyone.

CUT TO:

INT. SCIENCE BUILDING -- HALLWAY -- MOMENTS LATER

Buddy, Ray and a couple of other guys are horsing around.

Smiling, Buddy, flicks a guy's ear. Slaps ANOTHER'S hat.

They all take it good and naturally return the friendly abuse.

BUDDY:

Whoa! Who laid one?

RAY:

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Buddy hits Ray in the chest.

BUDDY:

Open chest.

Ray returns.

RAY:

Loose nuts. You better hide them.

Ray stands grabbing the guy's crotch. Everyone stops laughing.

RAY:

What? You guys don't know this game?

The girls walk past, interrupting the moment.

BUDDY:

Dude, look out.

Ray turns. He and Cindy collide. Her books fall to the ground.

Ray, not recognizing her, bends down to help her with her

things. Their eyes meet. They are both shocked to see each

other.

CINDY:

I'm sorry, I should have been watching

where I...

RAY:

It's okay.

CINDY:

Oh, my God, Ray! What are you doing

here?

RAY:

It's the sequel.

CINDY:

Oh, right.

RAY:

Listen, no need for you to worry.

All that stuff that happened before

is behind us. Let's just try to move

on.

CINDY:

I am. So just do me a favor and stay

away from me.

Cindy storms into class.

Brenda pushes through the guys. She sees Ray. Their eyes

lock.

RAY:

Hello Brenda.

BRENDA:

Hello Ray.

Though guarded, we can see they still have feelings for one

another.

Brenda hurries into the classroom.

CUT TO:

INT. PROFESSOR OLDMAN'S CLASSROOM -- CONTINUOUS

The Professor addresses the class: Cindy, Alex, Brenda,

Shorty, Dwight, Ray, Buddy, and THEO.

PROFESSOR:

Welcome everyone. I'm Professor

Oldman. All of you have been carefully

selected to be in this class. This

course is very unique in that each

semester my students take part in a

bona fide study for which they receive

an automatic grade of "A" upon

completion. This semester's study is

insomnia. All of you have some kind

of sleep disorder that we will attempt

to resolve or at least find the origin

to.

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