Scary Movie 2 Page #8

THEO, a striking looking woman who is drop-dead gorgeous,

with a body to match, raises her hand.

THEO:

(standing)

Excuse me, but I don't have a sleep

disorder.

PROFESSOR:

It's okay. You have a "D-cup." You're

in the right place.

Theo sits.

PROFESSOR:

My assistant, Dwight, will be passing

out directions to everyone.

Dwight rolls over to the desk, picks up some papers, then

rolls over to a few steps.

CINDY:

Would you like me to help you pass

them back?

DWIGHT:

I don't need your help.

Dwight tips over in the wheelchair and falls hard against

the floor. Everyone is taken aback. Crawling, Dwight passes

out the papers. Everyone reaches down to collect one from

him.

PROFESSOR:

You should arrive no later than 6PM

tonight, and plan to be there until

Monday. That's it for now. I'll see

you all this evening.

Class ends. Everyone exits. Buddy notices Cindy has left her

book. He grabs it and goes after her.

INT. SCIENCE BUILDING -- HALL -- CONTINUOUS

Buddy catches up to Cindy.

BUDDY:

Hey, you left your book back there.

CINDY:

Thanks. I'm Cindy.

Buddy hands her the book. The cover reads "Dummies Guide to

the Paranormal."

BUDDY:

So, I see you're really into spooks.

CINDY:

No. I never date outside my race.

BUDDY:

I meant you're into ghosts.

CINDY:

Oh, yeah. I'm just curious about

that kind of stuff.

BUDDY:

So it looks like we're going to be

spending the weekend together.

CINDY:

Yeah.

BUDDY:

Maybe we can study together or

something.

CINDY:

I'm sorry, Buddy. You seem really

nice, but I'm just getting over a

really bad relationship, and I'm not

ready to start dating yet.

Buddy looks disappointed.

CINDY:

But, hey, maybe we can be friends.

BUDDY:

(excited)

Sure, that would be cool. Friends.

CINDY:

(playfully)

Okay. See you later, friend.

She turns to walk away. Buddy notices the top of her panties,

grabs and yanks them up.

BUDDY:

Wedgy!!!

Cindy hears the ripping sounds and feels the burn. She turns

to see Buddy running away.

BUDDY:

Smell you later! Ha! Ha!

Cindy smiles.

CUT TO:

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD -- DAY

A small car drives by.

CUT TO:

INT. CAR -- CONTINUOUS

Cindy, singing along with the radio. She sounds terrible.

The song stops.

RADIO (V.O.)

Hey, will you shut the f*** up and

let me sing?!

Cindy, embarrassed, stops singing. The song starts up again.

Cindy checks the address as she drives up.

CUT TO:

EXT. COUNTRY ROAD -- CONTINUOUS

Cindy's car makes it's way up a long driveway.

CUT TO:

EXT. HELL HOUSE -- MOMENTS LATER

Cindy walks up carrying luggage.

CLOSE ON:

Door. Cindy grabs the knocker.

REVEAL:

The knocker is a set of balls hanging from a bronzed male

figure on the door. She slams them hard against the door.

No answer. She bangs the knocker again. Still no answer.

She pushed against the door. It opens, slowly.

CUT TO:

INT. FOYER -- CONTINUOUS

Cindy enters, walking through the house. She makes herself

at home, nosing into things she shouldn't and speaking in

general to no one.

CINDY:

Hello?

She walks over to an answering machine and hits "play."

ANSWERING MACHINE

No new messages.

CINDY:

Anybody home?

She puts that down and moves a couple of pieces on a chess

board.

CINDY:

Checkmate. Hello?

She takes a bite off a half eaten sandwich and drinks the

last of a glass of milk.

CINDY:

Hello?

She deliberately knocks over a domino and sets off an

elaborate carefully planned layout.

CINDY:

Is anybody here?

She digs through the cushions of a chair and pockets some

change.

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