Scary Movie 2 Page #9

CINDY:

I was told there'd be somebody here.

She opens a couple of pieces of mail and reads it, then...

CINDY:

Hello? Your test results are in.

Cindy continues walking through a swinging door and finds

HANSON, a well-dressed man, middle-aged, with a short arm

and a little hand. He's in the middle of preparing food. He

holds a meat cleaver in his hand as he turns toward her.

Cindy is startled.

CINDY:

Oh my God! I'm here with the...

HANSON:

Yes, Professor Oldman's group. Forgive

me. I didn't mean to frighten you.

He puts down the cleaver, and moves his hand towards Cindy's

face.

HANSON:

My aren't you a lovely child.

Hanson strokes her face. Cindy fakes a strained smile.

HANSON:

(tapping her nose)

And what is your name?

Cindy, almost cross-eyed, watching his finger.

CINDY:

I'm Cindy.

HANSON:

(extending his hand)

I'm Hanson the caretaker.

Cindy reluctantly shakes his hand.

HANSON:

I'll show you to your room. Let me

help you with that.

He grabs the luggage.

HANSON:

Whoa, that's heavy. I better use my

strong hand.

He grabs the luggage with his little hand. The bag opens,

spilling all of Cindy's items over the floor.

HANSON:

I'm so sorry. I'll get them.

As Hanson retrieves the items with his little hand; a

toothbrush, underwear, and other personal effects, Cindy

looks on in horror.

CUT TO:

INT. BASEMENT -- LATER

A makeshift lab as been set-up with monitors and other high

tech equipment.

Dwight and the Professor discuss the project. Dwight is

wearing a brand new pair of roller blades.

DWIGHT:

I have taken care of everything,

including medical supplies and blood

storage. We want to be safe.

PROFESSOR:

Right. What about condoms?

DWIGHT:

Professor!

PROFESSOR:

Hey, you're the one who brought up

safety. I'm perfectly willing to go

in raw.

DWIGHT:

Would you please focus?

PROFESSOR:

Fine.

(then)

What's all this stuff?

DWIGHT:

Well, this measures the amount of

thermal imbalance within a room down

to the tiniest molecular disturbances.

The Professor is distracted by a bank of monitors.

PROFESSOR:

Are those cameras all throughout the

house?

DWIGHT:

Yes, I thought that it would be best.

PROFESSOR:

Even in the bathroom?

Dwight gestures to a monitor.

PROFESSOR:

So, if one of our little chickadees

is taking a shower which one of these

buttons do I press to get a close-

up?

DWIGHT:

(annoyed)

That one.

PROFESSOR:

After dinner, you and I will take

shifts throughout the night. I don't

want to chance miss anything.

HANSON:

Excuse me, sir, but the students

have started to arrive. Dinner will

be ready shortly.

DWIGHT:

Thanks, handyman.

HANSON:

I'm the caretaker, not the handyman.

(off Dwight's footwear)

Nice skates. Be careful. You don't

want to fall and break something.

Hanson exits before Dwight can respond.

PROFESSOR:

I'm going to change for dinner.

I'll see you shortly.

DWIGHT:

Sounds good. I'm just going to run

up to my room. Hop in the shower.

Jump into my jogging suit, and I'll

be right there.

The Professor exits.

CUT TO:

INT. DINING ROOM -- NIGHT

Cindy enters. Ray, Shorty, Professor, Dwight, Alex, Brenda

and Buddy are all already gathered.

CINDY:

(excitedly)

Hi guys.

GROUP:

(barely noticing Cindy)

Hey. What's Up? Uh huh.

Theo enters the room. Everyone stares.

THEO:

Hey guys!

GROUP:

(excited)

Hi Theo!

Buddy approaches Cindy.

CINDY:

(smiling)

Hi Buddy.

BUDDY:

Open chest!!!

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