See You In Valhalla Page #4

to concentrate here

and focus on some quality

time with my daughter,

who is kicking my ass.

Have one for Magnus.

It's okay, Dad.

You can go.

Really?

Yeah. I'm fine.

Yeah. See?

She's fine.

She and Faye can sit around and

talk about creation

or pollination or

something like that.

See what you're

getting yourself into?

I'm into it.

Fine.

Oh, hey, can I

borrow your car?

Mine's got

so much sh*t in it.

I'm driving.

Attaboy!

I can see your nipples through

your shirt, by the way.

Oh, wait. Should I change?

I don't...

I thought you didn't

like drinking.

No, I'm just

a self-medicating drunk.

I drink

when I'm anxious.

All right, come on.

Why are you pushing me?

I'm gonna go

to the little girls' room.

You and Don talk.

Don's in finance.

I'm sure you guys will have

a lot to talk about.

So, what do you do

for a living?

Mm.

I live life.

Yeah, that's...

That's fantastic.

Pete, you really

need to calm down.

Hey, bartender!

Whoa, dude.

What are you doing?

I need a refill.

Uh, no, you don't.

Look, I'm just trying

to get on your guys' level.

Well, you don't see the rest of

us getting wasted.

No, that's what I mean.

I... I need to get drunk

to fit in.

Okay. Stop being

such a baby.

Okay, Jo.

Okay.

You, uh, lovebirds

need a couple refills?

No, we're... Sh*t.

Johana?

Hi there, Johnny.

That's Johnny?

Yeah.

I'm Johnny.

Pete, Johnny.

Johnny, Pete.

I need

two refills, please.

What were you drinking?

No, you don't.

Are you his mother?

No, I am not.

She's my girlfriend.

Yeah, actually.

Um...

this is

my boyfriend,

and my boyfriend

and I need to go.

Well, congratulations

to the both of you.

Next round's on me.

No, no, no. We're fine.

We have a table.

No, no, no, no.

You heard the man.

The next round

is on Big John.

Yeah.

Jo, I'm so sorry

about your brother.

Thank you, but, uh,

we really have to get going.

Come on.

Nice seeing you, too.

Where's Barry?

He went

to the Boom Boom Room.

Well, we should

get going.

Yes, please.

Yeah.

Why are you

sitting down?

Hey. Ho.

Coming through.

More free drinks!

One for Magnus.

Mm-mm.

Keep 'em

coming.

Why do I have

the feeling

like you're trying

to keep us here?

What? Who, me? No.

Mm-hmm.

What,

you know this guy?

I'm Johnny, man.

Don, right?

Heh. Hey!

Hey.

Hey, Johnny!

How are ya, pal?

I'm good.

Yeah?

I'm real good. Yeah.

Wow. It's so funny,

'cause we were just talking

about you over dinner.

Only lovely things,

I'm sure.

Eh.

Hey, I'm so sorry

to hear about

your brother.

Oh. I know. I know.

It'll make a great movie

of the week, though, right?

Okay. Well, we're

gonna get going,

so you should, too.

Well, that bathroom was

a treat, let me tell ya.

Holy sh*t!

We got the whole

Burwood bunch.

All right. I'm gonna be

waiting in the car.

Thanks, Johnny.

Great to see you, kid.

Johnny, hey.

Dude, you look so fit.

Yeah, I lost

some weight.

Yeah.

Hey, I'm really sorry,

uh, that I was such a dick to

you in high school.

Right. Right.

You know, life's gotten

a lot better.

I'm a doctor now.

Wow. That's...

That is cool.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Not a barkeep, so...

It pays the bills.

Does it pay the bills?

He's also

in a relationship.

Hi. I'm Makewi.

Hey, there.

I'm John.

Yes, you are.

Great catching up

with you guys.

Bye.

You, too, John.

All right.

Well, we should go.

Let's go. Yeah.

We should go.

Yeah, let's go.

Yeah. Come on.

Come on. Chop-chop.

Let's do this.

I have a sicky

little boy here.

All right.

Do you need help?

Watch his head.

Oh, my God.

Hey, Jo!

Jojo!

Jojo?

Johana?

Yeah.

Uh, I really am

sorry about Max.

He was a, um,

very interesting guy

from what I remember and

from what the news said.

Yeah. Well, um,

you said sorry already.

Hey.

You kidding me?

I gotta go.

Let me take you

to lunch tomorrow.

No.

Or coffee or tea

or boba, anything.

Okay, come on, Jo.

No phone call.

No note.

You changed your number.

I mean, you didn't

even give me a chance

to be there for you.

My brother

just died, okay?

I really can't be dealing

with this right now.

No, you're right.

I'm sorry.

That's like the fourth time

you said that.

Come on.

I'm working at Cafe de Leche

tomorrow morning.

Come on!

I gotta go.

Come by, and see me.

Coming!

F***.

Finally.

It's good

to meet you, bro.

Bye, Johnny!

You've got a good head of hair,

bro.

Okay.

And down.

There you go.

Sleeping beauty.

Thanks, man.

No worries.

I guess I'll be going.

Yeah, go.

Yeah.

Do you need

anything else?

You're good?

No, I... I think

I got it from here.

Okay. Mahalo.

Mahalo.

Mahalo.

Maha...

Mahalo.

Okay.

Oh, I wanted

to give you something.

Mm.

Something for the edge,

little sista.

Why not?

Thank you.

Jo?

Hey. How you feeling?

I'm sorry

I ruined your night.

Ah, you didn't ruin

my night.

Really?

Okay.

I'm gonna go wash up.

Hey, Jo.

Hmm?

I like you.

Heh.

Hello?

Hey. Hey.

You smell pot?

Oh, what, are you

a pothead now, too?

What is the matter

with you people?

What are you

doing up here, Don?

I smelled pot.

Just relax, please.

Yeah. Well, the whole house

smells like weed.

Who gives a sh*t?!

You crying?

No.

Yeah, you are.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm f-fine.

Ugh.

No wonder you're crying.

This is disturbing.

Jesus.

Well, I'm no Dr. Barry,

but I can tell you

this artist has issues.

Thanks.

Is that supposed to be Mom?

I guess.

And you're the baby?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

Is that me?

The one in the dress

and the little nightie?

Looks like you had

some unfinished business

with that guy, Johnny.

Oh, sh*t.

Is that supposed

to be your baby?

I don't know.

I don't know why

everyone cares

so much about this.

You know, please...

Okay. Okay.

Hey, I'm still

your older brother.

I don't know.

Are you f***ing with me

or something, Don?

'Cause it's not funny.

We weren't

always this shitty

to each other, right?

Remember when

you were little and sweet

and innocent

and followed me around

like a little puppy dog?

I'm not a puppy anymore.

Yeah. What happened?

Heh. I grew tits,

and you're an a**hole.

You know what?

I am gonna commission

a whole new line of work,

still lifes.

I want something happier,

like a nice bowl of fruit.

Slap a smile and

some eyeballs on there for me.

I'd buy that, put that

in my living room.

No, you know

who'd buy that? Barry.

Barry'd buy the sh*t out

of that. Heh.

I just want to know

what Max was doing

with all these

up here.

Yeah.

Who knows?

Read the book.

Let me know

when you figure it out.

Yeah.

Oh, hey. You know, if you ever

need to have a session,

you want to gab

about Mommy and Johnny

and, you know, whatever,

my door is always open.

I'm twice

as expensive as Barry,

but only half as helpful.

Heh.

Thanks, Don.

Good night.

Try not to smoke

too much of that sh*t.

Honey, honey,

honey, honey,

honey, honey.

No, please.

Please stop, okay?

It's 7:
00

in the morning.

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