See You In Valhalla Page #5

We went to bed,

like, four hours ago.

No. You went to bed

four hours ago,

my little bear cub.

I was working.

On what?

What are you building?

An ark.

An ark.

Why?

Because something

told me to.

Because something told you to.

Okay, great.

Hey!

Oh, God.

Do you fruits have any idea

wha t time it is?

Yes. Yes, we do.

What is

he doing?

He's building an ark.

He's building

an ark?

Yeah.

What the f*** for?

Because something

told him to.

Ah. You are a really

good doctor, man.

All right.

F*** off, Don.

No! No! No!

Hey! What did you

do that for?

Sleep!

How high are you?

So this is coming

from our yard?

What's going on?

Okay, look.

I couldn't sleep

last night, yeah?

So, I was

really hungry,

so I started to eat some mushro

-

oms that I brought from home.

You know, mushrooms,

magic mushrooms. I ate 'em.

They were really good.

Okay. F*** this.

I am going to bed.

And I started to trip out,

and I wanted

to go for a walk,

so I went for a walk.

And then

I don't know why,

but I found myself

in this abandoned ware...

Like, it was like a constructio

n

site or something.

And it was this vision,

and... and something said,

"You have to build

this ark."

Are your gums bleeding?

No. I don't know

what it was,

but something

deep in my soul,

it was a color,

it was a feeling,

it was something

that said,

"Take this wood, Makewi,

and build the ark."

Isn't this, like,

a bit small for an ark,

in case of big flood or...

I never said flood!

I never said flood!

I said something told me to

build an ark, so I build an ark.

I don't question

these things.

All right,

Kiwi, relax.

Hey!

Okay.

What's everyone

doing out here?

Somebody please hide all the

power tools. Barry?

I have this.

Honey, you stole lumber.

I didn't steal it.

I borrowed it.

You know why it's bad to eat

mushrooms now, right?

I say, "Whoo."

Kiwi?

"Alas, milady and I

are about to return

to the Americas.

A new journey awaits

in our homeland."

Our rehabilitation was over,

and it was time to face

the world ahead.

These modern Vikings showed us

their tools of sobriety.

Our life is no longer

controlled by substances.

We've rid ourselves

of bad habits and vices,

but I reckon to see

no difference between

fantasy and reality.

But a true Viking, no matter

how trapped he may feel,

must face dragons head-on

no matter the consequence.

This is the Viking way.

Never give up.

Never submit.

Never surrender to any man

or any thing.

Where are you

sneaking out to?

Is there more coffee?

Sorry. I only made enough

for my dad and me.

Of course.

Here. Uh, take this.

Really?

Yeah. You can have it.

Thanks.

Oh, that is

way more sugar

than I was expecting.

Yeah, I don't like

the taste of coffee.

Why the hell do

you drink it, then?

I have an essay to finish.

Oh, gosh. It is summer.

Go... Go to the beach.

Hang out with boys.

I don't have time

for boys.

I want to get in to NYU,

and everything needs

to be perfect.

Heh. Don't you have,

like, a 4.0 GPA?

Yeah, 4.1.

Ashley, okay,

try and enjoy

being a kid

before it's

too late.

Okay. Yeah, you had

a boyfriend in high school,

and look how

that turned out.

How did that turn out?

Are you serious?

Okay, who the f***

do you think you are,

little girl, huh?

You have no idea what

you're talking about,

and neither does

your a**hole dad.

Okay,

I was proving my point.

Calm down.

Well, that's none

of your business.

One day, you might be faced wit

h

the same decision,

so you shouldn't be

so quick to judge

something you've

never gone through.

Hello.

One second.

Okay.

May I help you?

Hi. Yeah, um...

Tori.

Yeah. Johana Burwood.

I almost didn't recognize you

with the hair change.

Oh, yeah. Well,

I guess people are right.

Blondes have

a little too much fun.

Oh, yeah.

Well, you still look like

you're in high school.

Thanks, I guess.

Uh, who's

that little kid?

Is he

someone's here?

Is he bothering you?

No. No.

Hunter, can you

come here, please? Now.

Oh, he's yours.

No, I just like

to yell at random kids.

This is my son Hunter.

Can you say hi?

Hi.

Hi. I'm Jo. How old are... Okay,

Hunter,

what did I say about

jumping up on the furniture?

I don't know.

Okay.

Can you go color

in the back room,

please?

Thank you.

Can I get you

a coffee or a scone?

No.

Does, um...

Does Johnny work here?

Why do you want

to know that?

I just needed

to talk to...

Is Hunter...

Yeah.

Nope.

Uh, what the f***,

John?

How long does it take to

smoke a cigarette?

Sorry.

Yeah. Yeah, you are.

I said I'm sorry, Jo.

Jo?

Tor... Tori.

Don't you have

a bar to open?

F***.

You know, I'm gonna go.

Yeah. Good idea.

Are you f***ing

kidding me?

Hey, Jo, wait up.

I have to go.

What for?

I shouldn't

have come here.

I didn't know that you and

Tori were together.

Seriously?

We're not married.

Good for you.

Can I...

I didn't even know

she was working today.

Her parents own this place,

and I, uh,

owe them money.

And you have

a kid together.

Yeah.

Yeah. Can I get

my keys, please?

I'm not gonna give you

the keys back until you

tell me why you came.

Okay. If I tell you why,

will you

please let me leave?

I pinky swear.

I will just take

your word on that.

Jesus, Jo.

I don't understand

what you're so upset for.

You came here to see me.

I was going to tell you

the real reason I left,

but I don't even care

if you know anymore.

You had an abortion.

You were ashamed.

Everybody knows that.

Yeah, everybody

doesn't know sh*t.

Jo, if I knew you were

gonna leave after that,

I would've said

we should have the baby

if that meant me and you

staying together.

I've missed you.

Ah, man, we would've been

great together, huh?

You can't just

f*** people's friends.

You can't just get girls

pregnant like it's whatever.

Tori was a mistake.

I... I was young.

I f***ed up when

I cheated on you, Jo.

I'm paying for that now,

clearly.

Yeah. Well, some things

you can't take back.

You know, don't ruin

your kid's life

because of some

stupid schoolboy crush.

Crush?

Yeah.

Yeah. I was in love

with you, Jo.

We would've had

a perfect life, huh?

Just you and me.

And our baby, Johnny.

And our baby, whatever.

Yeah, whatever.

F***, Jo! I...

thought we were

having a moment here.

God, a moment? What the f***

is wrong with you?

You're a father. Go have a

moment with them.

Just wait.

Wait a second.

Okay, f-f*** it.

This makes no sense.

You are missing out,

Ash-flower.

Sometimes you gotta just stop

and enjoy the scenery.

Not my call.

Just chill,

you know?

What's wrong with you?

Where have you been?

Nowhere.

It's... It's nothing.

Okay. Sure.

You know, if you

would have just told me

that you were gonna go talk to

him, I would've understood.

Look, I'm sorry I didn't

give you a heads-up.

He's still an a**hole,

if that's you're wondering.

Oh, f***!

He's such an a**hole!

He's an a**hole, huh?

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