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A VERY POOR BUSINESS DECISION."

AND THEN YOU WOULD SAY,

"I AM?"

AND THEN I WOULD SAY,

"YEAH, WHY DON'T YOU GO

F*** YOURSELF?"

SEE IF YOU CAN SELL

THIS SH*T ON YOUR OWN.

LET'S SEE HOW FAR YOU GET.

- OKAY.

I'LL SEE YOU AT DAWN,

JONAH.

YOU SON OF A B*TCH.

- HUNG UP ON ME.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS,

CHOP-CHOP.

- TREVOR, I'M ON MY WAY.

WE HAVE A SITUATION.

I'LL EXPLAIN WHEN I GET THERE.

AH, SON OF A B*TCH.

- [clears throat]

OFFICER.

- F*** YOU.

GO ALL THE WAY DOWN

THE MAIN ROW:

TILL YOU SEE THE OPEN DOOR.

- WORD UP.

[engine starts up]

[smooth R&B music playing]

- I USED TO BLAME THE WORLD

I SHOULD HAVE BLAMED MYSELF

- YEAH

- SHOULD HAVE RAISED HELL

- COME ON

- SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOU BACK

WHEN THEY SAID NO

- [chuckling]

WHOO! THIS IS A GOOD LOOK

RIGHT HERE.

- HOME SWEET HOME.

- OKAY, YOU TWO,

KEG DUTY.

GET THAT B*TCH UP AND RUNNING.

- YOU GOT IT, RIP.

- OH-HO.

JAKE, VAL.

VAL, JAKE.

- ENCHANTE.

- DITTO.

WHERE DID YOU DIG HER UP?

- OH, MY GOD,

THIS IS GONNA BE SO AWKWARD.

- NO, IT'S NOT.

- I DIDN'T KNOW I

WAS GONNA SEE HIM.

- HE LOOKS GOOD.

[laughs]

- F*** YOU.

OF COURSE HE LOOKS GOOD.

GET OUT OF THE CAR.

- OH, JAKE.

OH.

[laughs]

- COME ON, GO.

- COME ON.

[laughter]

- WELL?

WHAT, IS SHE A GHOST?

YOU GONNA STARE:

THROUGH HER SOUL,

YOU GONNA SAY,

"WHAT'S UP?"

- SH*T.

HE SAW ME.

GO.

GET OUT OF HERE.

- HI.

SARA-MARIE.

WOW.

LONG TIME,

NO SEE.

- YEAH.

HEY.

YEAH, I KNOW.

- YOU LOOK GREAT.

- YEAH?

SO DO YOU.

LIKE THE UNIFORM.

- OH, THANKS.

YEAH, IT'S, UH...

KIND OF AUTHORITATIVE.

- YEAH.

YOU LOOK VERY OFFICIAL.

- NICE.

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.

- OKAY, SERIOUSLY,

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO OUT HERE?

- WELL, WE GOT THIS KEG.

- OH.

- WE GOT THOSE BOTTLES

OVER THERE,

ONE, TWO,

THREE LOVELY LADIES,

NOT TO MENTION:

SOME OF THIS.

L-O-U-D.

MMM.

- I DEFINITELY SHOULD

HAVE GONE TO THE CLUB TONIGHT.

- COME ON.

HANG OUT.

LIVE A LITTLE.

I'LL MIX YOU UP ONE

OF THE LITTLE CRANBERRY

THINGS YOU LIKE.

- PROMISE?

- I GOT THE CRANBERRY

RIGHT HERE.

- [sighs]

- THE THING CAN'T BE OUT.

- SHUT UP.

- SEE?

- DUDE...

[rattling]

I GOT IT.

- DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.

- SHUT UP.

PUMP IT.

[clanking]

- HERE WE GO.

- OH, SH*T.

SHE'S UP AND RUNNING.

- MAJOR,

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

- ROUND BACK.

WE NEED TO BE EXTRA CAREFUL

ON THIS ONE.

[crickets chirping]

[whooshing]

- ONE SHOT.

- ONE PIZZA.

- ONE BEER.

- AND ONE RIGHTEOUS BONG RIP.

- TWO RUN A GAUNTLE OF INEBRIATION.

- THE ULTIMATE CHALLENGE.

- TWO TEAMS WILL ENTER.

- ONE WILL SURVIVE.

both:
BOX RACE.

[rhythmic rock music]

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

GO, GO, GO.

YEAH, BABY!

- DON'T DO IT...

- GO, GO, GO, GO!

- GO!

NO, COME ON!

- LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

YOU GOT THIS.

YOU GOT THIS.

YEAH.

[all cheering]

YEAH.

[laughter]

- PASS IT. PASS IT.

PASS IT.

- LET'S GO

- [coughing]

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,

MAN.

- PASS IT OFF.

- OH, MY GOD.

- RIP, DON'T YOU F***ING PUKE.

I SWEAR TO GOD,

YOU'RE A CHAMPION.

[laughter]

- WOW.

- WHOO!

- HOLY SH*T.

[laughter]

- COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON. COME ON.

- [coughs]

- [laughs]

GO!

WHOO, YEAH!

- SH*T!

- HOW DOES THAT FEEL?

GO!

OH-HO-HO!

- FASTER.

- OH, YOU GOT THIS.

GOT THIS.

- YOU GOT IT?

EW!

- F***, YEAH, CHAMP.

- ONE, TWO, THREE.

NO, SHOT, SHOT!

COME ON!

- [coughs]

- OH!

[cheering]

[laughter]

- I LOVE YOU.

- THAT F***ING KID.

I TELL HIM HE'S AN INCH AWAY

FROM LOSING HIS JOB,

WHAT DOES HE DO?

- [chuckling]

- THROWS A FRIGGIN' PARTY.

- MAYBE HE FIGURES

IT'S HIS GOING-AWAY PARTY.

- YEAH, WELL, THIS GOING-AWAY

PARTY'S GONNA F*** THINGS UP.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- THEY'RE COMING TONIGHT.

- NO, TOMORROW.

- NO, THEY CALLED.

THEY'RE COMING TONIGHT.

THEY WANT EVERYTHING.

- [sighs]

WHAT ABOUT JAKE?

- IMPROVISE.

- OH, I CAN IMPROVISE.

- [chuckles]

- YEAH.

I CAN IMPROVISE.

- F***ING KID.

[thumping hip-hop music]

- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD

A MELODY:

THAT'S SO SMOOTH,

SO TIGHT, SO BRIGHT

ALL EARS,

NO SIGHT:

CLOSE YOUR EYES:

AND MEDITATE:

LET THE CHORUS RESONATE

IT'S SOMETHING

THAT YOU NEVER HEARD BEFORE

BUT THE FEELING'S

SO FAMILIAR:

MUSIC MELODONA,

SOUND TO FILL YOU

THE LOVE FOR MUSIC,

NOW IT'S TIME TO FEEL YOU

TIME TO MAKE I ALL MAKE SENSE

SO LET'S TAKE I TO THE PAST

BEFORE I KNEW:

WHAT I KNEW NOW:

WHAT I DO BEFORE

I KNEW SOUND:

I'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING

FOR MUSIC:

NOT ONE TUNE:

I WOULD NOT SING TO

NOT ONE GROOVE:

THAT WOULDN'T MOVE

ALL SPECIAL:

IN THEIR OWN WAYS

DIFFERENT SONGS:

FOR DIFFERENT DAYS

DIFFERENT MOVES:

FOR DIFFERENT SWAYS

- I KNOW. I KNOW.

I KNOW.

THESE F***ING GLOVES ON.

- HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.

YOU HAVE TO STEP

ON THIS REALLY HARD

AND THEN PULL:

THAT LITTLE TAB BACK.

[clanking]

QUIET.

- OKAY, OKAY.

[door squeaking]

- OH.

- SOMETHING IS WRONG.

TREVOR, WHAT THE F***?

- NO F***ING WAY!

- OH, NO, MAN.

THIS IS NOT COOL.

THIS IS NOT COOL.

- OH, IT'S LIKE THEY

WERE NEVER EVEN HERE.

[sighs]

I'M SORRY, BOSS,

BUT...

IT'S OVER, MAN.

- OVER?

YOU'RE NOT THINKING RATIONALLY.

JONAH'S COMING TONIGH WITH A LAUNDRY LIS OF PARTS TO FILL.

- YEAH, BUT, WALT--

- SERGEANT,

I TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED

TO HALF THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS

IN KUWAIT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED

TO THE OTHER HALF?

THEY'RE STILL ALIVE,

BARELY.

MAN, SUPPOSE YOU DON'T SAVE MY

LIFE IN WADE CITY, MY BROTHER.

YEAH, SUPPOSE YOU JUST GAVE UP.

AND WHAT IF I HAD THROWN

IN THE TOWEL:

WHEN YOU WERE LYING THERE

IN THE RUBBLE:

WITH TWO RUPTURED KIDNEYS,

HUH?

WE CANNOT GIVE UP,

MY BROTHER.

- I DON'T WANT TO GIVE UP,

BUT WHERE ARE WE GONNA...

THERE'S JAKE AND HIS FRIENDS.

- COULD YOU IMAGINE

THE HEAR OF ONE OF THOSE COWARDS

BEATING INSIDE:

A REAL COMBAT SOLDIER?

- THAT WOULD BE POETIC.

- POETIC JUSTICE.

- YEAH.

- THINK ABOUT IT.

YEAH.

OKAY, BROTHER.

WE DO WHAT WE DO TONIGHT,

ONLY A HELL OF A LOT FASTER.

LET'S GET THIS PLACE

BUTTONED UP.

- NEED A RUSH

NEED A RUSH:

I GOT ALL THE TIME

IN THE WORLD:

NEED TO RUN:

- I NEED TO RUN

- NEED TO RUN

- I NEED TO RUN

- CAN'T FALL BACK,

CAN'T KEEP TREADING WATER

I NEED A RUSH:

I NEED A RUSH:

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD

snap!

- I THINK I BUSTED.

[eerie atmospheric music]

- SO HOW'S SCHOOL

IN CHICAGO?

IT'S WINDY, RIGHT?

- UH, IT'S GOOD.

IT'S OKAY.

SCHOOL'S HARDER THAN

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.

BUT I PASSED, UH...

ALMOST EVERY CLASS.

[chuckles]

IT'S ALWAYS FREEZING.

HOW'S WORK?

- ACTUALLY, IT'S ABOUT TIME

TO GO MAKE MY ROUNDS.

WANT TO GO FOR A DRIVE?

- UH...

SURE.

- NICE.

- WHY NOT?

[rhythmic ringtone playing]

- MATT?

WHAT, MATT?

WHAT--WHAT--

NO, YOU'RE ACTING

LIKE SUCH A STALKER.

WHAT...

I'M--I'M TRYING TO HAVE

A GOOD TIME WITH MY FRIENDS,

AND I CAN'T DO THA WITH YOU CALLING ME

AND TEXTING ME:

EVERY F***ING FIVE SECONDS.

ARE YOU--ARE YOU SERIOUS?

REALLY?

- WHOO-HOO-HOO!

GOOD BOYS.

[laughs]

- THAT'S RIGHT,

MOTHERF***ER!

WHO WANTS SOME:

OF THIS SH*T?

SORRY.

SORRY.

- WHO KNEW YOU HAD I IN YOU?

HE'S SPUNKY.

I LIKE HIM.

- DUDE, YOU TOTALLY STARTED

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