Sex After Kids Page #9
Okay... come on...
Oh, yeah. Hi, hi.
Is, is Marcy there, please?
Oh, I really do need
to speak to Marcy.
Okay. Um, right.
Well, my friend and I having
a little debate and, um,
I thought maybe I could
ask you that if, um,
If I tell you something
sort of, say, dodgy...
Do you have to call the police
Or do we have some sort of
doctor/patient thing on the go?
Oh you do. Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
So that's what I'll tell her.
Okay. That's great. Thanks.
Oh, you've been great.
Okay. Bye!
F***!
Oh, God.
Why do you have to be so big?
Harder!
Harder?
I just need you
to help me with him.
I'm not sure I can be
a part of this, I'm an illegal.
It's partially your fault.
You're the one
who had the Valium.
Are you being serious right now?
Oh...
Pey, we can't
just leave him here.
So, deal with it.
But, I can't.
Yes, you can.
Look.
You're a smart capable woman.
You just do stupid things
Because you don't think
you're good enough.
It's embarrassing.
Oh, I'm embarrassing?
You're the one who's illegally
in the country
Cause you've pissed away every
friend and penny you ever had.
You're a loser too, Peyton.
We both are.
Hey, don't talk to me like mom
and dad did, all right?
We're better than that.
Oh, yeah. This from a guy who
googles
How to take care of a baby on
the internet.
Yeah, well at least
I'm doing something.
I mean, you can barely touch her
half the time.
That's not true!
I'm just so afraid
I'll mess her up, Pey.
Look. We had shitty parents.
They didn't give
a f*** about us.
So what?
You turned out great.
Don't you know that?
No. Nobody's ever told me that.
You see, that's just it.
You don't have to be told
how good you are,
You just need to know it.
You see that girl upstairs?
She doesn't know that we don't
know what the f*** we're doing.
But she can have it better
than we did.
We can do that for her.
And besides.
I just told you.
Ohh.
Lou?
"I'm really, really sorry
I drugged you. "
Well, that's nice.
# What do you do
# With a sky so blue?
# Fields all a green
# Where the stream
runs through...
I met someone who's really nice
at work, but...
# If it all flew away
# And the sky
turned to Grey...
# I'd stay
# How do you hold
# all the sun's great gold
# Fields all a green
# If it all flew away
# and the sky turned to Grey
# I'd stay
I completely understand
why you felt
The daddy comments were
inappropriate... thank you.
And I can categorically assure
you that it won't happen again.
I think delving into it any
further would be excessive,
Though if you need anything more
from me by way of apology
I would be happy to proved that.
Pressing on, I'm delighted
that you called me
And that we've reconnected...
# If all words fell away
# And there was no way to say
# I'd stay
# With you
# So you'd see
# Oh, how strong
Oh, how true
# Is my love, love, love
# For...
# You...
Do you need some help?
I'm all right.
Besides, you're busy.
You're just passing through.
Well...
What if I said I wasn't?
I need to be able to do this.
Okay.
Let's have a song,
shall we?
Hi there, Mr. Anti-Social.
Hi, kiddo.
You didn't have any dessert.
I'm, I wasn't hungry.
So, you, you enjoying
the big city?
Yes. So much more my speed.
Yeah, it's pretty slow
around here, huh?
Well, no.
It's just an acquired taste.
So are you gonna tell me what
you're all whiny about?
Everything's fine.
Is it, like,
a mid-life crisis thing or...
No, it's nothing like that.
- Are you sure?
- Yes.
Because mom shaved her p*ssy.
What! Is she like
showing everybody?
Ew, gross. No.
She didn't like show me it.
She just asked me where I got
mine done and so I told her.
Okay. That's enough.
I don't need to hear any of this.
I'm the father!
I know that you're my father...
But you don't need
to be my daddy anymore.
Look, like I moved out, so...
Don't you think that it's time
for our relationship to...
I don't know... mature?
We can talk about
grown-up stuff now.
Is that like, so crazy for you?
That we're grown-ups now?
No...
I remember when you guys were
little and the three of you
Were out playing
in the yard one day
And I actually asked myself,
"Whose kids are those?
Cause they can't be mine!"
Dad, you were the best.
At the time, I just thought that
I would never get used to it.
But now... now...
Now I'm stuck.
Aw.
Your mother wants
to have anal sex.
Oh, my God! Dad!
Well, what do I do?
Anal? I don't know!
Well, should I do it?
Jesus Chri... Dad, no!
I... I cannot have...
I can't have this conversation
with you. That's...
Sweetie, please! I need you.
I mean, what can I do?
This is too much for me.
Okay...
Okay, well just...
Keep an open mind...
So you're saying I should?
Oh, my God. I don't know!
I'm not like giving you
my stamp of approval, I just...
Um, just, you should do
what you have to do,
And then we should never
talk about it ever again.
Okay.
Okay...
Well, should I get some
lubricant?
God, daddy. I can't.
Did she leave
without saying goodbye?
Oh, God! Horton!
Why are you naked?
Because I can be.
You scared the hell out of me.
Shut up.
Excuse me.
Let's f***.
Now?
Yeah. Now. Right here.
On the floor.
Because we can.
That's our new mantra.
We are going to do
everything we want to do.
Because we can.
Well, I love the sounds of that.
What are your thoughts
on butt plugs?
Um... Can we start slow?
Yes, we can.
He's asleep?
Mhmm.
What I said the other night...
No, it's fine. It's true.
Oh, don't make me hate myself.
Believe it or not,
I can't control
How you feel about yourself.
Hit me back.
No.
You're his mother
just as much as I am.
I'm a glorified aunt.
- Oh, stop it. That's not true.
- Yes, it is.
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is!
Wow. Are we even now?
No. No we're not.
Cause I can never be
what you are.
I can never feel what you felt,
And I f***ing resent you for it.
Do you feel better now?
You're an amazing mother.
F*** you, I'm not!
I'm a control freak and you know
what the worst part of it is?
I feel like I have to be because if
I'm not, if I'm not a control freak,
Then who the hell am I
to both of you?
And what if you realize that
you've made a mistake,
What if you realize that you...
That you don't need me.
Oh, you don't honestly
believe that?
Yeah...
I do, actually.
You... you nurture
and, and stimulate him.
So you couldn't carry him?
So f***ing what?
I mean, God, I don't know
if you remember this
But I was a f***ing nightmare
the entire time
And I resented the sh*t out of
you because you couldn't do it.
I'm a mom because of DNA.
You're a mom because
that's who you are.
You said to me the other night
That, that I haven't
been there for him...
No, I'm sorry. That's not true.
I know.
It's you that I haven't been
there for.
How you doing?
I'm great.
Mommy, mommy, mommy.
I'm on it.
Mommy, where are you?
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