Shaandaar Page #5

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Your innards will be blown.

Each bit of your body

will become a celebration.

Here. Flock and roll will play!

And there the bhangda breaks out!

The clouds from the

skies begin to speak.

Your fine-tuned mind

turns into a minefield.

Your moods turn into floods.

Inside, it's technicolour stereophonic.

Outside, it's a family picnic.

For the next few hours, you will

enter a new zone of experience.

Please enjoy the ride.

This is not for the weak of heart.

Meat no eat.

Meat no eat.

This is the crazy.

This is so not...

So badly organized.

On Monday, it's Tuesday.

And the food's on the wrong day.

If it is Tuesday,

it must be vegetarian...

So badly organized.

On Monday, it's Tuesday.

And the food's on the wrong day.

- So badly organized.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

And the food's on the wrong day.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

- On Monday, it's Tuesday.

Have you seen my legs'?

I've lost my legs.

Find my legs.

Let's go look there.

Everybody follow me.

Hello?

I can't get a signal here.

Hello...

- Straighten those paws.

Hello!

Hello? Hello! Hello?

Hello.

Is this a celebration?

Yes, Mummy.

Shut your gob.

This is no celebration.

it's a business deal.

Go find out if we have

the new logo for Splendiferous.

Yes, Mummy.

Hey, she's got even fatter.

And this we're going

to have to weigh in gold'?

- Mr. God'? Take this monster to

your breast or I might do your job.

- Yes, Mr. Bhatia'?

Bipin Arora here.

One second, one second please.

Okay, that logo. Is it ready'?

So please send it to me.

Thank you.

Hello?

Prabha'?

Hello!

Prabha, my love.

Hey, our daughter is

twenty-five years old now.

Alia.

I gave her the name you chose for her.

Her nose is just like yours.

And as she gets older, she shows

the same streaks of craziness as you.

But she's also weirdly wise.

When I'm with her,

I feel you around me.

She's a happy thing.

But ever since you went away...

...the moon doesn't look the same.

I never told her about you, but I made

sure she never missed out on a mother's love.

Sorry...

We met in flying school.

Looking at the deal

between Bipin and Geetu...

...it didn't seem like there

was a romantic bone in his body.

He was capable of love

but only for his daughters.

No one could ever dream...

...that Bipin was once a lover-boy.

That he once had dreamed

of becoming Tom Cruise.

- Then Papa died and I had

to take over the family business.

- I couldn't bring Prabha home to

Mummyji, she had a 'deal' for me.

- I had to marry Geetu

for the business.

By then I was not aware that

Prabha is Pregnant.

This is so cool.

I'm illegitimate.

Alia'?

This is so cool, Beeps.

I'm illegitimate!

This is so much better

than being adopted.

Alia'?

I'm illegitimate.

This is so cool...

Oh, nowl get it.

I always had real-dad

type feelings for you...

...but no real-Mum type

feelings for your wife. Right?

Real Papa.

I look like my Mum'?

Your eyes are the same.

Yeah'?

Your hands.

Really, hands?

Yes, hands.

Hmm, hands.

I think...nose too'?

No, nose looks like your mums.

Nose looks like my mum.

- Ears.

- Ears.

So cool.

Tomorrow, a real father-daughter

team is going to party.

What happened'?

One thing I don't get.

Why did Tenthouse keep

this bit of the video a secret'?

If he wanted, he could

have exposed this to everyone.

He didn't. Why didn't he'?

He must have had his own agenda.

What reason could he have'?

No, no...

He was protecting you.

Because he was protecting me.

That's it.

He was protecting you

because he was protecting me.

Because he loves me.

What'?

You cracked it Beeps.

You really cracked it there.

I said nothing of the kind.

No you just said it. You cracked it.

Nothing. I said nothing of the kind.

What did I say'? I said nothing.

You said he loves me.

No

- You said that.

- No

He loves me.

- Alia, Alia.

- You're so smart.

Kiddo, I said nothing of the kind.

Alia, Alia.

Alia!

Kiddo, he's a hornswoggler.

Soniaaa!

Ketchup!

Papaji!

Alia'?

Yes?

You wanted to go riding, no'?

Yes.

Tomorrow.

Morning. Six am.

You, me and a horse.

Okay.

- Great.

- it's not necessary.

You don't only do what is necessary.

You also do some things

because they make you happy.

- Like deep.

- Like totally.

Okay?

What's with this 36'?

What is it'?

Think about it.

Okay.

- Good night.

- Good night.

It's different.

It's different?

Hey, Tenthouse!

You think you're going

to take her horse riding'?

I am. What will you do about it'?

I am going to take her horse riding.

Sure. Do that.

You watch your step.

Daddy-o, this is only a rehearsal.

One day, I'm going to get me

on a white horse and whisk her off...

...and whafre you going to do then'?

You come with your white horse

and I'll show you what I'll do.

Okay!

" Okay!

" Okay!

- Oye

- Oye

- Oye

- Oye

Good night then.

- Sleep well.

- Okay.

Hold on, excuse me, one moment.

Yes?

What's that about 36'?

Think about it.

Thirty-six.

Think.

Good night.

- He's not going to

get anywhere near Alia.

Oh God!

Looks like I'll have

to go riding with Beeps.

It's cute.

Array Tenthouse'.!

Oh no!

...yikes...

...Tenthouse!

Nothing like that is going to happen.

No?

Hmmm...

Okay, let's go.

Let's indeed.

So get on with it.

Come let's go.

Yes. Come on then.

And we ride. I mean, we gallop.

Clippety-CWP-

Indeed.

Right.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

Come on.

What's up'?

You don't know how to ride, do you'?

No.

- Sweet.

- No.

Let's go.

Tenthouse, hold your horses!

You know,

Beeps was going to come riding.

He only told me to take you riding.

We're being kidnapped.

We're being kidnapped.

Jagjinder, Jagjinder...

Alia!

- My friend!

- Namaste!

Namaste, India!

Friends!

Are we'?

We both Sindhi.

Sindhi-Sindhi!

Nobody's perfect.

- Shall we'?

- Please, please, please.

Yes please, come.

He's so fake!

Cut it. I want my face to look thin.

All good, Sir'?

- Is the cheque where I want it'?

- Of course.

And You'?

Kidding.

Right then.

Right then, let's begin.

Mehendi with Karan!

All right, then.

You look beautiful and you look cold.

Are you okay'? All right.

Shall we begin?

- Yes

- Are you set'?

Are you ready, both of you'?

Where did you first meet'?

We met on Jan 22,

after a party at Malhotras.

Sweet.

No.

All right.

And when did you get engaged?

Ummm December...

...No, no, no...January.

December or January'?

December December, yeah yeah.

Oh Mr. Muscles doesn't remember.

3. December 3.

December 3.

Correct.

What was written

on the engagement cake'?

Happy engagement, what else'?

No.

No, actually it was,

'Together for each other'.

'Together for each other"?

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