Shaandaar Page #6

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With him'?

Anyway, these are the minor details.

Shall we start the

exciting buzzer round'?

Come on...go for it...yay...

One second, one second, how will you

use the buzzer? Your henna is wet.

Alia.

Alia come and help.

- Alia'?

- My little sister.

She'll press the buzzer for me.

- Okay, all right, okay.

- Thank you.

Let's begin.

Each other's favourite colour?

Brown. Yellow.

No.

- Gold.

- His favourite colour is gold.

Yes.

- Yeah.

- Okay, right then.

Favourite place?

Kitchen.

Kitchen!

His is...uh...Hong Kong.

- You like Hong Kong'?

- Yeah.

Looks right.

- Favourite movie'?

- Rambo

Rambo

Brainless Rambo.

Favourite food'?

Anything-

Anything?

He likes egg whites and he's right.

I like anything as long as it's tasty.

Me too. Just like me.

All right.

Hobby'?

Sketching.

Sketching.

I think gymming maybe.

Gymming, don't be silly no.

And I'm sure you

know the answer to this.

I hope you do.

Your favourite moment together?

When I got my eight packs

and half is on its way.

Half what is on the way'?

Half pack'?

Eight-and-a-half'?

This is your favourite

moment together?

When you got eight-and-a-half packs.

- Yeah'?

- No, Robin.

When I met Robin.

- How sweet.

- Who is Robin'?

This is Robin.

This is Robin'?

On which note, I have to

say:
the bride gets the hamper.

Thank you.

Now who's next'?

Alia.

Alia.

Come on then, Gorgeous.

Let's have you on the couch.

Yeah.

All the best.

- Thank you.

- Bye darling.

Bye.

Take this man away.

All set, Alia'?

Who would you like to call'?

Jagjinder Joginder.

- Okay...

- And Beeps.

Go brother.

Beeps?

My Dad.

Oh!

Papa and boyfriend.

Scandal. I like it.

Why did you have to call him'?

Ready'?

Shall we'?

It's a buzzer round'?

Get set'?

Go.

Alia's favourite colour?

- Blue.

- Ooh in tandem.

Alia's favourite snack?

- Bananas.

- Bananas.

Correct.

What kind of boy would Alia like'?

The kind with whom she

could fall asleep with and dream.

Interesting, I like that.

The kind with whom

she could sleep with and dream!

Correct.

On that note again,

what is Alia's favourite number'?

Thirty-six.

Why thirty-six'?

Think about it.

What's to think?

You've got to figure it out.

What is Alia's favourite hobby'?

Horse riding.

Uncle, you're falling behind.

Last question.

Who is Alia's favourite person?

Let him answer that one too.

Her Beeps.

- Correct.

- Idiot.

You're the best.

So you got a daughter's love but

the hamper goes to Jagjinder Joginder.

I'll take the girl.

You keep the hamper.

I love that!

Love that, love that!

On that note, we'll call it a night,

that was a good fight, keep it tight.

Thank you.

It's all about loving your parents!

Baseborn brat!

One same, one same.

- All right, ok.

- Come on, all right, pose.

The Firecracker?

I love you.

I'm missing you.

Where are you'?

He's a fool.

Look, how he chases

everything in skirts.

Womaniser!

Which girls have you

seen him with, Beeps'?

Which girls have I seen him with'?

Look at him, just look at him.

Even Mummyji isn't safe.

He's even got his eye on her.

If I don't stop him,

he might be my step-father one day.

Look, look, his next target.

Look, he's so sweet to Eesha.

So sweet to Eesha, my tush!

Flirt!

Roadside Romeo!

Don't believe me, do you'?

I'll show you. I have proof.

Hard evidence.

Hello hello, hello, one two three, one

two three, testing, testing, testing.

Ladies and gentlemen.

There's been another romance

brewing in this romantic atmosphere.

A romance that has

been kept hidden from us.

Just a second, ladies and gentlemen!

Presenting, his firecracker!

One second.

Here you are.

OMG...she's like old.

I am younger than her!

- What's happening, Tenthouse'?

- Love you firecracker.

- What's happening?

- A marriage is happening.

Here too.

Namaste-ji, Sat Sri Akal, CC to all.

Hey Mr. Nora, remember we met'?

I' m Khushwant Kaur.

Your daughter's the

one getting married, right'?

A hundred thousand

blessings on her sweet head.

Thank you.

Daddy-O, meet my CEO.

I told you.

Everything under control, Gran'?

Not bad, not bad.

We've got too much chole.

But no one can make kheer like you.

Tell me what's with you'?

The balloon boy went missing

so I'm blowing these up myself.

I've got to go.

The band is here but the boy's side

want hip hop songs, the silly berks.

Gran, gran, hold on a moment.

MY phone'?

I want to talk to my grandmother.

Gran, I think I could sleep now.

- What are you saying?

That frog girl'?

You're a wonder, Gran!

Bring her to me.

Of course.

"As they rise in the morning"

"Through layers of sleep."

"A story is woven."

"A story so deep."

"it's tough as steel"

"it's gentle as a feather."

"it's drawn these two hearts together"

"it's slow, it's subtle."

"it's soft as a feather"

"it's not to be felt"

"It can only be sensed."

"This feeling of security."

"This feeling of closeness."

"These eyes are a river"

"These eyes are a fountainhead"

"What flows from them?"

"A river of hope."

"This is what eyes have always done."

"They say the unsayable,

they tell the truth."

"Two shadows have begun to play"

"They merge,

they melt, they fade away"

"They slip and slide through the air."

"Now they have wings"

"These hearts can fly."

- What is this we are doing, Alia'?

Wait, it has to dry.

Then we peel it.

I can't believe you've never put glue

all over your hands and let it dry.

- Right.

- And what happens now?

Wait. Peel and see.

Oh wow.

- Do it, do it.

- Oh God, that's disgusting.

My skin is peeling away, doctor.

Please help me, doctor.

I know. You want a puff.

What's this'?

One minute, I'll show you.

Useless.

Thumb'? It says:
good luck.

This one points.

Point.

Pee-Pee!

You want to go'?

Fling finger.

What's this'?

Useless.

This finger has no use.

- No use at all.

- it's useless.

No use.

Are you sure'?

Useless.

Two-thirty.

No use at all'?

Nothing?

So let's break the darned thing.

Mummy and I would dunk

this in warm milk and eat it.

Where...she'?

Eh'?

What'?

Didn't get that'?

Where is she'?

Where is she'?

Where is she'?

Mummy'?

One night,

we were playing hide-and-seek.

I counted to hundred.

When I went to look,

they weren't there.

They were picked up,

made to vanish, in the riots.

I never saw them again.

After that, did you ever play'?

What'?

Hide-and-seek'?

Let's play then'?

Let's.

Hello, wrong number!

ATTAC K!

Mummyji agreed to...

Do you know?

Alia sleeps with him.

Mr. Choksi, I'll come to your room.

Sir, whatever happens here stays here.

Run along.

I'll come to your room.

Okay, sir, as you say.

What rubbish!

It's not nonsense, Dad.

Alia sleeps with Jagjinder Joginder.

How dare he!

I'll kill him if he so

much as lays a hand on her.

Shut up, Papa.

Alia goes to sleep now.

She can sleep because of Joginder.

Alia didn't even know

what a dream was up to now.

Isn't that what you always wanted'?

That she should sleep,

perchance to dream?

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