Sharktopus.vs.Whalewolf Page #3

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So we know where he is!

Tell me when it's close enough.

That's close enough!

I hope.

Great shot, man!

Hard to port! Hard to port!

Hard to port!

Ray? I don't think

that was a good idea.

I think you're right!

Go, go, go, get out of here!

Okay, full throttle!

Keep your eye on it!

You got your eye on it!

[PABLO]

It's coming.

Whoa!

Are you all right?

Uh... yeah.

Do you have something bigger?

What?

A harpoon or something.

What happened?

What is it?

Get us out of the channel!

[PABLO]

Something's wrong, man.

( ENGINE GRINDING )

Ray!

We're fouled! Stop the boat!

Ray, look out!

Oh!

Ray!

( DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING )

Yeah! We did it!

Nita? Nita?

Pablo!

What?

Nita's overboard!

I'm gonna throw her a lifeline!

Get her!

( MUSIC CONTINUES )

Ray!

Where did it go?

[PABLO]

Ray!

Pablo!

Ray!

Ray!

I'm coming.

How is she?

She's okay, she's okay.

You should kiss her.

What?

No, let's just get

her on the boat.

Okay, good idea...

then you'll kiss her.

Pablo!

( MUSIC CONTINUES )

Hey, give her to me.

No, no, I got her.

No, I got her.

I got her, get the door.

Okay, but I do the PCR.

CPR, she doesn't need it.

I'll take her clothes off.

Pablo!

It's 'cause she's sleeping...

sort of.

( MEN SHOUTING )

( WOMAN YELLING IN FRENCH )

Your 2:
00 is here.

Send her in.

Oh, my--

You're before His Highness,

Chief Francois "Tiny".

Chicken. Shoo, shoo, shoo!

So, what do you need

with Chief Francois Tiny?

I came down here to see this

doctor and her anti-aging

clinic.

And she said that she wasn't

going to help me...

unless I agreed to splice my

genes with some sea cucumber

or something.

And I'm like, "Okay, fine, as

long as it's kosher."

And then she's talking about

side effects and playing that

opera music...

and the whole thing had a kind

of "Paging Dr. Mengele" feeling.

I do not follow, lady.

Okay, long story, short.

The bellhop from my hotel said

that you have a big juju.

So I came here to see

if you can tell my future.

I want to know if I'm gonna get

the part I'm after...

if the operation is a success.

I want to know if I'm gonna

marry a rich guy and have so

many shows!

Stop! Just because I am a big

fan of your stage work...

I will do you a reading.

Great!

Oh, dear!

What is it?

Is everything okay?

Is it that bad?

What, what, what?

Are you familiar

with the Time Life Network?

Yes! I watch it all the time!

I love it!

Hey, Ray?

Yeah.

How is she?

Oh, man, she's fine,

she's sleeping.

How's the engine?

I think we broke the gasket

on the manifold.

That's impossible, let me see.

We got company.

Listen, moi. Listen, moi,

si vous plais.

( SPEAKING FRENCH )

Chief Francois Tiny request

a report on your progress.

A report.

Well, uh, you tell Chief Tiny

that we're having a little

engine problem here...

and as soon as we get it fixed,

we'll get back to him.

Wow.

You have blown your gasket.

Fix it.

Okay.

You tell Chief Tiny, he'll be

eating shark fin soup--

And calamari.

And calamari in no time at all.

You two are full of crap!

Hey!

It's not the first time

somebody's said that to me.

Fix it.

Alize.

Screw this! Screw Sharktopus!

As soon as we fix this boat,

we're out of here.

That's what I'm talking about.

That's what I'm talking about.

( SOFT MUSIC PLAYING )

Hey.

Hey.

What happened?

You had a terrible nightmare.

You dreamt that you broke up

with me...

and started living this

miserable, boring life.

Ray, where are my clothes?

Well, uh, you wouldn't

believe me if I told you.

What are you doing?

Cleaning up.

Hey, do you still do that

crazy soup of yours?

Ray Brady's bouillabaisse

is not a soup.

It's a seafood extravaganza.

Several of the key ingredients

are now illegal to purchase...

so I switched to the canned

stuff.

It's way better.

Throwing this out.

Wh-- there's still something

in that one.

Wait a sec, that's full,

how'd that get in there?

No, no, no, that--

this goes over here.

No, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

Ray, I'm the one who organized

this kitchen.

It's not a kitchen--

It's a galley.

Galley.

Hey! So you're up?

I'm not interrupting anything,

am I?

What do you need, Pablo?

Well, we need a new head gasket,

we need a new fuel line.

Oh, god.

Right now, Ray,

I just need a break.

There you go.

Hey, it's El Soltero!

This is my favorite show.

Hey, Ray, is that your hand

on my shoulder?

ANNOUNCER (V.O.):

Earlier on El Sortero...

Bachelor Mike made a tearful

farewell to Susan.

I just don't think he

understood how much I need

the approval of others.

Oh, look at that.

She's had such a rough time.

And he found romance with

Tiffany in the hot tub.

When you finally found someone

who really shares your faith...

that's the most important

thing.

Come on, Ray!

How can you watch this crap!

I love this show. They're

filming this in Santa Domingo.

The relationships that these

people have are pathetic.

Well, maybe not as pathetic

as the one you two have.

I'm just saying--

All right, guys, rolling!

Earlier on El Sortero....

Lisa, when we were out there

drinking Champagne from hot air

balloons...

it really meant something.

And I think we can be together.

And Jenn, oh, Jenny, you're

incredibly intelligent,

well-read...

you fight diseases in third

world countries.

We have nothing in common,

but... uh...

The line! Give me the lines!

Sometimes opposites attract.

Sometimes opposite attracts.

So, I have to go

with my gut now.

So...

Lisa, this is for you, baby.

( SCREAMS )

What should I do?

What should I do?

Run you fool! Run!

You got that, right?

( PHONE RINGING )

Inspector Morales.

( COUGHING )

Ray.

Try it now.

All right!

( ENGINE STARTS )

Oh!

Way to go, amigo!

Yeah!

Hey! That was Huerta.

There's been another attack

at the resort.

Don't worry. That's so far

away from here.

But it just happened. If we head

there now, we might be able

to help.

Listen, Sweetheart, hey,

listen...

that's a good one, but we barely

made it out alive from the last

run-in.

Yeah, but we've seen it.

We know what it can do.

Exactly my point.

People's lives are at stake

here, Ray.

Do we have enough fuel to get

to Belize?

Yeah, sure, I think we do.

Hey, listen, hey, I'm sorry,

but I've got other problems.

Nita! I don't want you going

after that thing alone!

It's called responsibility, Ray.

It's not something you'd

understand.

Fine, go! I won't be there

to save you this time!

I cannot play with you

right now.

I need to try and find

a replacement nurse.

( WHALEWOLF WHINES )

Stop that! Do not chew

on the specimens!

My goal was always to create

a perfect human specimen.

And at this point,

you're not even human.

So, if you're gonna behave like

an animal, I insist you be a

well-behaved one.

I went to the pet store.

These are for you.

No, they're for being good.

And good means...

using the wee-wee pad.

I call this your office,

because this is where you

do your business.

( PEEING )

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