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Shotgun Wedding Page #6
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Okay, picture time, okay? Um--
If we could clear
a path here...
and everyone gather
around the trunk.
This will be
a beautiful shot of you guys.
Are we-- You know, are we
sure that we want to take
the pictures here?
Isn't it a little--
I don't know-- tacky?
- Tacky, right?
You know, I--
I think that it's
this trunk, actually.
What if we took the pictures
over there? Look over there.
Wouldn't it be beautiful
if we took the pictures
over by those trees?
If you feel that strongly
about it, why don't we
just move the trunk?
Yes. Move the trunk.
Pay no attention to me.
Women, right?
Let's just
take the pictures.
[ Photographer ]
Yeah, let's take the pictures.
I love that idea.
Love it.
Everyone, here, here.
Intense, intense.
Yes. Hide that secret.
Keep that secret. I love it.
Yes, yes. I just did
something really bad
and nobody knows.
Okay, now I need the groomsmen,
all you boys.
Okay, hold on.
Okay, we're losing light.
So can you guys move the bench
a few feet to the left?
- Oh, yeah.
I got it.
- No, no, no.
I got it.
Let me do it.
[ Mutters ]
[ Photographer ]
I don't care who does it.
[ Grunts ]
Why is this so heavy?
Well, uh--
...heavy in here.
Say, Hank--
Can I call you Hank?
May I just say,
Hank, uh--
[ Chattering ]
You know what? You know what?
This is what we're gonna do.
I'm just gonna sit here
for all these, okay?
Just like this.
You know what?
Ted's gonna sit here too.
Just the two of us on the b--
Hey, come on. Come on.
Everybody on top.
Just like this for the rest of
the photos. They're all gonna
look like this, okay?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter.
- [ Photographer ]
Okay. Let's stand up.
- No, no. I like this look.
That's my big thing.
Robert?
Hey, red! Hey, red!
Take the shot, red!
Clickity-click.
Clickity-click it.
[ Photographer ]
There has been
a lot of sitting.
Happy. Yay!
We're getting married.
It's not a funeral.
Robert. Robert. Robert.
Mm-hmm?
Hey.
Hey.
Today's our wedding day.
I know.
I want you to be here.
I'm here.
With me. Okay? Did something
happen last night?
No.
What's going on?
[ Photographer ] Okay.
Maybe after
we're done here,
we can just have a moment,
just the two of us?
Yeah.
Just like you and I,
away from everybody else?
I would love that.
I would love that.
Just you and me.
You mean that?
Yeah. Of course.
I'd like that. Okay?
[ Groaning ]
[ Urinating ]
[ Guests Chattering ]
[ Woman ] Yes.
I don't think
she knew him that well.
[ Man ]
Tons of phrases.
"Shut your yap."
Oh. Hey.
We're so glad
to have you here.
Part of my--
And--
Psst.
Robert.
We gotta talk.
[ Exhales ]
I hate to be
the bearer of bad news,
but there are
some shady operations
going on around here.
Like what?
This morning, when I went
to be with the guns,
like any other morning,
it looked as if
the lock had been forced.
And a shotgun
had been fired.
That's probably just some kids.
Then, after that,
there's been
disappearances.
Pensee.
I went by her room,
where she's supposedly
crippled with the runs.
But when I broke in,
she wasn't there.
And her toilet...
was clean.
And one of the cameramen
is missing too.
I've been
gathering evidence,
recording everything
with my spy cam.
Oh, sh--
[ Chuckling ]
And I think I've
pretty much figured out
who's responsible.
F*** me.
Who?
Ted?
Look in his eyes.
I've seen that
before.
That's a man who's
just been in the sh*t
for the first time.
I'll shadow him.
No, no, no, no.
No, no.
No, don't follow him.
No, no, it can't be Ted
because Ted's been
with me all day.
So-- You know
who it could be?
You know who it could be?
Declan!
Rosemary's
handsome English ex?
He's not that handsome.
He's cute.
But-- No!
Pensee and the cameraman
and Declan together.
A nefarious scheme
to ruin the wedding.
Yeah.
He said some suspicious
stuff earlier.
And then he laughed like--
Okay,
that's suspicious.
Yeah.
I'm on the case.
Go get 'em.
Yeah.
Make love to the camera.
Or me. Love it.
We can chop her up later.
That'll make it really look
like a Mexican drug cartel.
- We can mix and match.
- Mom. Mom. Dad. Mom.
Why is Pensee's car
in the "you know"?
Oh.
Honey, I didn't know
they were gonna use
the "you know" in the pictures.
Your father and I
will dispose of it.
I asked you
to keep an eye on her, Dad,
not to help her.
I haven't taken
my eyes off her once.
[ Laughing ]
You're so sweet.
Thanks.
What-- What--
What's going on, guys?
You guys hate each other.
We can't rekindle
our old flame?
- Mmm!
- Mm-mmm-mmm!
[ Giggling ]
Ew!
Where was this attitude
when I was 12?
Would've saved me
a lot of trips
to the school counselor.
Oh, honey, don't you see
that everything-- everything
happens for a reason.
There's magic
in the air.
Magic.
Magic. Magic.
We're all going to jail!
Hey!
[ Groans ]
And Marvin--
Marvin knows too,
by the way.
He knows
something's going on.
Maybe I should
have your father, um,
talk to him.
No. No!
Marvin is harmless.
Okay?
I sent him
on a wild-goose chase.
All right?
Hey, you guys,
no more doing anything.
No more helping.
you do the different. Okay?
This is my wedding,
my rules. Promise me!
Promise me!
Don't do anything! Promise!
Okay.
Okay.
- Okay?
- All right.
Okay.
Calm down.
He's so excitable.
I know.
I don't know where he--
[ Laughs ]
Where did you learn
to dance like this?
[ Rock ]
[ Marvin ]
Swift, silent and deadly.
Hey!
Hey.
[ Grunting ]
Has my future husband
made a little time for me?
All the time in the world.
Yeah, right.
Ho-ho! Whoa!
Robert.
Just wanted to let you know--
I have taken care of it.
You can rest easy.
Good. Great. Thanks.
Wait. What?
Take care of what?
El problemo...
with "Eclan"...
acting "espicious."
- Es no problemo.
- I know what that means.
Why don't you take a look
at that picture of...
that guy...
I was telling you about,
doing that funny thing.
Don't look,
Rosemary.
What's wrong?
Oh, that's
I've ever seen.
[ Laughing ]
Do you remember
that kitten?
Baby. Baby, I'm so sorry.
No. No. No.
I gotta go look at some
pictures of the kittens.
There's so many kittens!
Robert!
Oh, look at the pictures
of the kittens!
[ Grunting ]
Unbelievable.
[ Grunting ]
Ohh.
I didn't ask you...
to kidnap him.
Just doing
my duty.
He's been keeping quiet
about his plans...
and where his coconspirators
are hiding.
Oh, my--
But I will
get it out of him.
[ Chuckles ]
I have been waiting to do this
to an enemy combatant...
for a while.
No, you can't torture him! Okay?
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