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Shotgun Wedding Page #8
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[ Knocking ]
- Elizabeth? It's Violet.
- [ Groans ]
Oh! Cute dog.
Um, have you seen
Rosemary?
She's running around everywhere,
and she's gonna get
her dress all dirty.
Just trying to find her.
Shouldn't a maid of honor
keep more careful track
of her bride?
Wow.
So, you were a b*tch
to Pensee all weekend,
and now you're gonna be
a b*tch to me?
I'm sorry that you and Rosemary
aren't best friends anymore.
Get over yourself.
You know what?
You're right.
Rosemary's
in Yvette's room.
She told me to tell you
not even to knock.
Just head right in.
Thank you.
Your room
smells like vomit,
by the way. Ugh.
[ Yipping ]
[ Grumbles, Sighs ]
[ Cackling ]
[ Laughing ]
[ Squeals ]
You did something.
What did you do?
[ Barks ]
[ Guests Chattering ]
[ Steve ]
Just maybe toss the bangs
a little bit in front.
Oh.
Just give 'em a quick toss.
Perfect.
[ Singsongy ]
Perfect!
And this is all good?
She looks good.
Yeah.
First question.
Well, I'm not really sure
that I understand the logic...
behind
chopping the bodies up.
what that accomplishes.
[ Stammers ]
Yvette says the cops'll think
[ Stammers ]
Well, yeah,
that's what they--
That's what they do
to their victims, you know,
to send a message. Right?
Oh, right.
Chop, chop, chop.
But you guys have never
thought about burning
the bodies, you know?
Destroy the evidence?
Oh.
[ Violet ]
Rosemary!
Your maid of honor
coming through!
[ Screaming ]
Shh-shh-shh.
[ Rosemary ]
I'm not trying to have
the perfect wedding.
It's just--
Look, I don't--
It's like you've been
a zombie all day.
I don't get it.
Is this a hangover?
Did something
happen last night?
Did you get a hooker?
No.
That was a joke.
There...
is a very simple
explanation...
for all of this.
[ Whimpers ]
I'll get the ax.
Oh, Hank, wait. We--
We made a promise to Robbie.
Remember?
Oh-- You okay?
Okay.
I don't even know
where you would get
a hooker out here.
No, it's nothing
like that.
Then what is it?
Baby,
you're freaking me out.
Just talk to me.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, God.
It's the wedding.
I'm just worried
it's not gonna be perfect...
and something's
gonna go wrong.
That's it?
Yeah.
Baby, that's not your job.
That's not your job
That's why we have
our families here.
[ Grunting ]
Violet, honey, you--
you want Robert
and Rosemary...
to be happy,
don't you?
Yes.
Okay.
Well, we've had...
some accidents, um--
And we'll tell everyone
all about it, but later.
Even if the wedding sucks,
or-- or Marvin interrupts us
with dubstep...
or your mother causes
an inevitable scene--
Everything
we're doing...
is out of love.
it'll still be a success
if, at the end of the day,
we end up married.
[ Gasps, Grunts ]
You wouldn't want to
spoil everything for her.
Would you?
[ Grunting ]
So I think...
we can count on you
keeping a secret.
- Right?
- [ Hank Yells ]
What have you
been doing,
specifically?
I--
[ Sighs ]
I was, uh--
Hello?
I've been working
on my vows.
You what?
Yeah.
You told me
you finished those
weeks ago.
Seriously.
I'm rewriting them.
Goddamn it, Robert.
I'm adding to them.
I'm embellishing.
Yeah, right.
[ Groans ]
Jailbreak!
We got a runner!
[ Gasping, Panting ]
Oh--
Oh!
[ Exhaling ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Classical ]
[ Continues ]
[ Rock On Speakers ]
Here we are.
Here we are.
[ Elizabeth ]
Violet.
See anything
interesting lately
or anything?
You can't even
write your vows.
How hard is it gonna be
to just say that you wanna
be with me, Robert?
I do! Are you kidding?
You're not ready to
get married. I knew it.
No!
That's all I want.
So--
Why is everyone
being so mysterious?
It's a surprise!
[ Laughing ]
You little limey!
If it was up to me,
you and I would run off
right now. Okay?
We'd get the hell out of here,
leave our families behind
and elope in Vegas or something.
Let's do that.
Come on!
The reception!
The reception.
I love surprises.
Everybody wins.
She knows too.
Are you sure
she can be trusted?
Not in the slightest.
Don't let her
out of your sight.
What?
Come on. Let's run away.
You and me, right now!
No, no, no! Come on!
What about
our families?
They're gonna be fine--
Oh, my God!
What?
What?
Mmm.
[ Both Moaning ]
Oh, God. Whoa!
[ Chuckles ] Yeah.
Let's do it.
Let's f***ing elope.
Robert.
Robert, I just said
let's elope!
At the ceremony!
I'll be there!
What the f*** is going on
around here today?
Oww! Oww.
Marvin!
Marvin, wait up!
Wait up.
You let him go?
Uh, he outwitted me.
[ Groans ]
[ Exhales ]
But don't worry.
into his buttocks.
[ Whistling ]
Where in the hell
is that boy?
Everyone,
just calm down.
I'll go and, you know,
poke around for him.
Please.
[ Sobbing ]
You can't be marrying
somebody like that.
They're just beneath us.
[ Loud Groan ]
- Okay, we're all standing
under the same sun, so--
- Yeah, yeah. Moving on.
We're hot too.
Let me know.
We'll keep you posted.
Jesus. The natives
are getting restless, man.
What is going on in there?
Everybody's acting
really weird.
Ted!
Get your head in the game.
He's coming back this way!
Ooh! Ooh!
Flank him! Flank him!
[ Grunting ]
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hang on!
- [ All Yelling ]
- [ Declan ]
Fine!
- Ohh!
- No! Fine! I yield!
- Ah!
- I said I yield!
Okay, okay.
Cheap shot. Cheap shot.
You people
are insane!
I'm not the one
trying to steal
another man's wife!
She's not
even your wife yet!
[ Gasping, Sobbing ]
when I had the chance.
If you liked it,
you should've put
a ring on it!
You-- You can't keep me
prisoner forever.
Yeah, we can.
[ Stammering ]
What do you think Rosemary's
gonna say when she finds out
that you abducted me...
and subjected me
to torture?
[ Laughing ]
All right,
here's what we're
gonna do.
Marvin, here's what
we're gonna do.
You're going to take him
to the house. Okay?
And then you get
all your sh*t, all right?
And then you leave, right now,
and you never contact Rosemary
ever again.
Oh, well, let me think
about that for a second.
Uh, no. I'm sorry.
Not gonna do that.
- Okay.
- I'll never let her go!
Oh, really?
Yes! Never, never!
Marvin?
[ Groans ]
[ Exhales ]
What--
You got a little blood.
You might wanna
soak that.
What--
I'll take care
of the body.
Just worry about
getting cleaned up and...
not being late
for your own wedding.
Why'd you--
Why?
Why did y--
Why'd you do that?
You asked me to.
No, I thought
you'd intimidate--
Thought you'd just
intimidate him.
He was a loose end.
You don't want this douche
bird-doggin' you the rest
of your life. Come on!
It's time for you
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