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Shotgun Wedding Page #9
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to go get married.
brave soldier.
[ Laughing ]
Go on.
[ Humming "Marines' Hymn" ]
[ Marvin ]
How do you feel about
losing her to another man?
Well, uh, I certainly
wasn't going to lose her
to another woman.
I mean, all you can do
is take these things
with grace.
You're so graceful.
I just love
when family is around.
It just think
that it's--
It's okay.
That's--
It's so cool
to be around people
that are real...
and that are not
trying to shoot you.
[ Pop ]
I do hope Robert's
not bothering too much--
the unfortunate events
that happened.
[ Whispering ]
Robert.
Robert!
What happened?
Honey, are you--
are you okay?
[ Muttering ]
Mommy's got everything
covered.
The wedding
is about to start.
Excuse me! E-Excuse me.
Can I have your attention?
Hello?
Hi. Uh, listen,
uh, we're running
a little late, um--
You always loved
getting dirty.
But you clean up
so nice.
I-I'm a terrible person,
Mom.
What?
[ Scoffs ]
Robbie, no.
Why would you even say that?
'Cause Pensee's dead.
Look at her.
Robert, you had nothing
to do with that.
I shot her in the face.
And this guy,
I don't even know--
Look, Robert, honey--
What happened
to this guy?
I will take
all the responsibility.
There's no point
ruining your life
because of your father and me.
Do you remember the story
of the Giving Tree?
The kids' book?
It was about
a little boy...
and his tree.
Then one day...
the boy grows up...
and he falls in love
with a girl,
and he wants a house.
So the tree tells him
to cut her down...
so that he can
build the house.
Did the tree
kill people, Mom?
That's a different story,
Son.
Honey,
do you love Rosemary?
Yes. What--
Of course I do. It's--
Do you want to
break her heart?
No, Ma!
Well, you're going to
break her heart if you don't
That, Robbie--
That is your future.
[ Pop ]
[ Sobbing ]
I just don't get it.
I don't get it.
It's like he's acting crazy.
Sometimes men...
just need to work things out
on their own.
Maybe he went
looking for Pensee.
[ Sobbing ]
What?
I am going to
wring his little neck.
No one makes a fool
out of Flip Milton.
No one.
[ Continues ]
Yeah, okay. Perfect.
I'll f***ing
break his neck!
[ Barbara ]
Control yourself, Philip.
Did you find Robert?
Uh, y-yes. He spilled,
like, a cocktail sauce
all over the front of his shirt.
He had to go change,
Oh! [ Laughing ]
Nobody worry.
[ Milton ]
Uh-huh. Yeah.
- You get some good stuff?
- Golden stuff.
Golden nuggets
of good stuff.
- F***, yes.
- They are f***ing retarded.
- Really, man.
- I'm scared.
- No, I know.
- I'm scared.
- I'm scared,
and I'm the whitest guy here.
- I'm scared, and I'm
the blackest guy here.
- You are, seriously,
the blackest g--
You're the only black guy here.
- I know.
- You've noticed. Cool.
- [ Violet ]
Nothing we can't fix.
Violet, can I speak
with you for a minute?
I have a question
for the maid of honor.
That's your area, right?
- What do you want?
- Is there something
you want to tell people?
Tell people?
No.
[ Scoffs ]
No.
She has been
my best friend...
since second grade.
I was there for her
for freshman 15.
Okay?
I was there
for her first period.
- She was my best friend!
Don't you understand that?
She's my best friend!
I'm supposed to be
the maid of honor!
[ Yelling ]
You pig!
Die!
[ Yelling ]
[ Exhales, Chuckles ]
Have you seen my wife?
Elizabeth?
I'll be right there!
Oh, sh*t.
[ Steve ]
Just pretend
I'm not here.
Ted, quick!
Kill him!
What? Why?
Why are we killing him?
[ Steve ]
No, now, wait a second.
I mean--
Don't. Ted. You're a good man.
Listen to your heart.
Don't fight me.
Get those idiots
Neil and Cooper to get
What the hell
is going on?
Uh-- Nothing.
Just-- Just, uh,
gettin' some sweet
B-roll footage,
that's all.
Everything's cool,
right?
Yeah. Right.
Everything's cool.
Judge.
I'm afraid I have
some really bad news.
Violet left.
I think she got
a call from Pensee,
and now they're
partying together.
- She was swearing a lot
when she left.
- [ Ted ] Oh, Jesus.
[ Steve ] Elizabeth,
everyone in the bridal party...
back to that room.
I don't know what the hell
who wants to leave?
Because I sure as hell do.
You did it
just to be maid of honor?
Well, she just could not
be trusted.
What has happened to you?
Oh, just shut up
and help me.
[ Rosemary ]
I know. It's okay.
Loving it?
Yep.
It's not my actual--
[ Laughing ]
This is so exciting!
I just hope that Robert's
actually coming this time.
This way.
Ohh!
Oh, what a beautiful spread!
[ Gasps ]
[ Rosemary ]
The pink is cute.
Mmm!
[ Chattering ]
There you are. Come on.
Let's get you to your place.
Where's Rosemary?
I need to talk to her.
You'd better not be
breaking her heart.
I gotta talk to her!
Oh, f***. I wish we
would start this wedding.
She's in here.
Potty mouth!
- Here he is, everyone!
- Honey. Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Where have you been?
Look, I've been around.
I've been here. I'm so sorry.
I need you to know I screwed up.
What did you do?
It doesn't matter.
What's important is that I love
you and I want to marry you
right now. Come on! Let's go!
- [ Screaming ]
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my God! It's Violet!
- Are you f***ing kidding me?
[ Rosemary ]
Why is her face
like that?
[ Groaning ]
[ Barbara ]
All over the floor!
[ Milton ]
We can get the floors
done, honey.
Did that sound
like screams?
It's probably fine.
Oh.
This is good.
Mmm.
[ Laughs ]
Oh, sh*t. My tux.
You'll never be alone
You'll never be alone
tonight
Oh, my God!
Violet's dead!
It must have been
an accident.
Or a suicide.
Clearly
she was murdered.
Christ.
Honey, give me my phone.
No, no, no.
You don't need to call
the police. I did it.
- I killed her.
- Mom, no, no.
I-I did it to keep the wedding
perfect for my little boy
and for you, Rosemary.
I committed
all of the murders.
I'm the Giving Tree.
[ Milton ]
All of what murders?
No, no, Judge, that's not true.
I killed Blaze.
- Who?
- [ Yvette ]
Don't listen to him!
I can't let you
take the blame.
I killed Blaze. Twice.
You told me
you sent Blaze home.
what the f***
everyone is talking about?
And Mom didn't kill Pensee.
I shot her in the face.
- You killed my best friend?
- I'myour best friend.
He did not kill Pensee. I did.
- He's just covering for me.
- Uh--
Call the police.
Let's just send
everyone home!
No! They can arrest me!
Then we can all have
a perfect wedding.
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