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Shrek 2 Page #3
lsn't it all wonderful!
l'd like to know
how it could get any worse!
- Hello, Harold.
- What happened?
- Nothing, dear!
Just the old crusade wound
playing up a bit!
l'll just stretch it
out here for a while.
You better get in.
We need to talk.
Actually, Fairy Godmother,
off to bed.
Already taken my pills,
and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.
So, how about... we make this
a quick visit. What?
Oh, hello.
Ha-ha-ha!
So, what's new?
You remember my son,
Prince Charming?
ls that you? My gosh!
lt's been years.
When did you get back?
Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.
After l endured blistering winds,
scorching desert...
in the tallest tower...
Mommy can handle this.
He endures blistering winds
and scorching desert!
He climbs to the highest bloody room
of the tallest bloody tower...
And what does he find?
Some gender-confused wolf
telling him that his princess
is already married.
lt wasn't my fault.
He didn't get there in time.
Stop the car!
Harold.
You force me to do something
l really don't want to do.
Where are we?
Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy!
May l take your order?
My diet is ruined!
l hope you're happy. Er... okay.
Two Renaissance Wraps,
no mayo... chili rings...
- l'll have the Medieval Meal.
- One Medieval Meal and, Harold...
- Curly fries?
- No, thank you.
- Sourdough soft taco, then?
- No, really, l'm fine.
Your order, Fairy Godmother.
This comes with the Medieval Meal.
There you are, dear.
We made a deal, Harold, and l assume
you don't want me to go back on my part.
lndeed not.
So, Fiona and Charming will be together.
- Yes.
- Believe me, Harold. lt's what's best.
Not only for your daughter...
but for your Kingdom.
What am l supposed to do about it?
Use your imagination.
Oh...
Come on in, Your Majesty.
I like my town
With a little drop of poison
Nobody knows...
Excuse me.
Do l know you?
No, you must be mistaking me
for someone else.
Uh... excuse me.
l'm looking for the Ugly Stepsister.
Ah! There you are. Right.
You see, l need to have
someone taken care of.
- Who's the guy?
- Well, he's not a guy, per se.
Um... He's an ogre.
Hey, buddy, let me clue you in.
There's only one fellow who can handle
a job like that, and, frankly...
he don't like to be disturbed.
he don't like to be disturbed.
Where could l find him?
Hello?
Sorry! l hope l'm not interrupting, but
l'm told you're the one to talk to
about an ogre problem?
You are told correct.
But for this, l charge
a great deal of money.
Would... this be enough?
You have engaged my valuable
services, Your Majesty.
Just tell me where
l can find this ogre.
Everyone says
I'm getting down too low
Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go
You just gotta let it go
I need some sleep
Time to put the old horse down
I'm in too deep
And the wheels keep spinning round
Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go
Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go
Dear Knight, I pray that you take
this favor as a token of my gratitude.
Dear Diary...
Sleeping Beauty is having
but Dad says I can't go.
He never lets me out after sunset.
Dad says I'm going away for a while.
Must be like some finishing school.
Mom says that when I'm old enough,
my Prince Charming will rescue me
from my tower
and bring me back to my family,
and we'll all live
happily ever after.
Mrs. Fiona Charming.
Mrs. Fiona Charming.
Mrs. Fiona Charming.
Mrs. Fiona Charming.
Sorry. l hope l'm not
interrupting anything.
No, no. l was just reading a, uh...
a scary book.
l was hoping you'd let me apologize
for my despicable behavior earlier.
- Okay...
- l don't know what came over me.
Do you suppose we could pretend
it never happened and start over...
- Look, Your Majesty, l just...
- Please. Call me Dad.
Dad. We both acted like ogres.
Maybe we just need some time
to get to know each other.
Excellent idea! l was actually hoping
you might join me for a morning hunt.
A little father-son time?
l know it would mean
the world to Fiona.
Shall we say,
Face it, Donkey!
We're lost.
We can't be lost. We followed
the King's instructions exactly.
''Head to the
darkest part of the woods...''
''Past the sinister trees
with scary-looking branches.''
- The bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!
- We passed that three times already!
You were the one who said
not to stop for directions.
Oh, great. My one chance
to fix things up with Fiona's dad
and l end up lost
in the woods with you!
Don't get huffy!
l'm only trying to help.
l know! l know.
- l'm sorry, all right?
l just really need to make
things work with this guy.
Yeah, sure. Now let's go
bond with Daddy.
Well, well, well, Donkey.
l know it was kind of a tender
moment back there, but the purring?
What? l ain't purring.
Sure. What's next? A hug?
Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr.
What do you think l am, some kind of a...
Ha-ha!
Fear me, if you dare!
Look! A little cat.
- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
- lt's a cat, Donkey.
Come here,
little kitty, kitty.
Come on, little kitty. Come here.
Oh! Come here, little kitty.
- Whoa!
- Hold on, Shrek! l'm coming!
- Come on! Get it off! Get it off!
Oh God. Oh...
No!
- Look out, Shrek! Hold still!
- Get it off!
Shrek! Hold still!
- Did l miss?
- No. You got them.
Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...
Puss... in Boots!
l'll kill that cat!
Ah-ha-ha!
Hairball.
- Oh! That is nasty!
What should we do with him?
Take the sword and neuter him.
Give him the Bob Barker treatment.
Oh, no! Por favor!
Please!
l implore you!
lt was nothing personal, Senor.
l was doing it only for my family.
My mother, she is sick.
And my father lives off the garbage!
The King offered me much in gold
and l have a litter of brothers...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Fiona's father paid you to do this?
The rich King? Si.
Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.
Don't feel bad. Almost everybody
that meets you wants to kill you.
Gee, thanks.
Maybe Fiona would've been better off
if l were some sort of Prince Charming.
That's what the King said.
Oh, uh... sorry. l thought that question
was directed at me.
Shrek, Fiona knows
you'd do anything for her.
Well, it's not like
l wouldn't change if l could.
l just... l just wish
l could make her happy.
Hold the phone...
''Happiness.''
''A tear drop away.''
Donkey! Think of the saddest thing
that's ever happened to you!
Aw, man, where do l begin?
First there was the time that old farmer
tried to sell me for some magic beans.
Then this fool had a party and he have
the guests trying to pin the tail on me.
Then they got drunk and start beating me
with a stick, going ''Pinata!!''
What is a pinata, anyway?
No, Donkey! l need you to cry!
Don't go projecting on me.
l know you're feeling bad,
but you got to...
Aaaahhh!
You little, hairy,
litter-licking sack of...
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