Shrek Page #6
They look around but all is quiet.
SHREK:
It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody?
DONKEY:
Hey, look at this!
Donkey runs over and pulls a lever that is attached to a box
marked 'Information'. The music winds up and then the box doors
open up. There are little wooden people inside and they begin
to sing.
WOODEN PEOPLE:
Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town
Here we have some rules
Let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
DuLoc is perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
DuLoc is, DuLoc is
DuLoc is perfect place.
Suddenly a camera takes Donkey and Shrek's picture.
DONKEY:
Wow! Let's do that again! (makes ready
to run over and pull the lever again)
SHREK:
(grabs Donkey's tail and holds him still)
No. No. No, no, no! No.
They hear a trumpet fanfare and head over to the arena.
FARQUAAD:
Brave knights. You are the best and
brightest in all the land. Today one
As Shrek and Donkey walk down the tunnel to get into the arena
Donkey is humming the DuLoc theme song.
SHREK:
All right. You're going the right way
for a smacked bottom.
DONKEY:
Sorry about that.
FARQUAAD:
That champion shall have the honor -
- no, no - - the privilege to go forth
and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona
from the fiery keep of the dragon. If
for any reason the winner is unsuccessful,
the first runner-up will take his place
and so on and so forth. Some of you
may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing
to make. (cheers) Let the tournament
begin! (He notices Shrek) Oh! What is
that? It's hideous!
SHREK:
(turns to look at Donkey and then back
at Farquaad) Ah, that's not very nice.
It's just a donkey.
FARQUAAD:
Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who
kills the ogre will be named champion!
Have it him!
MEN:
Get him!
SHREK:
Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. (bumps
into a table where there are mugs of
beer)
CROWD:
Go ahead! Get him!
SHREK:
(holds up a mug of beer) Can't we just
settle this over a pint?
CROWD:
Kill the beast!
SHREK:
No? All right then. (drinks the beer)
Come on!
He takes the mug and smashes the spigot off the large barrel
of beer behind him. The beer comes rushing out drenching the
other men and wetting the ground. It's like mud now. Shrek slides
past the men and picks up a spear that one of the men dropped.
As Shrek begins to fight Donkey hops up onto one of the larger
beer barrels. It breaks free of it's ropes and begins to roll.
Donkey manages to squish two men into the mud. There is so much
fighting going on here I'm not going to go into detail. Suffice
DONKEY:
Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!
Shrek comes over and bangs a man's head up against Donkeys. Shrek
gets up on the ropes and interacts with the crowd.
SHREK:
Yeah!
A man tries to sneak up behind Shrek, but Shrek turns in time
and sees him.
WOMAN:
The chair! Give him the chair!
Shrek smashes a chair over the guys back. Finally all the men
are down. Donkey kicks one of them in the helmet, and the ding
sounds the end of the match. The audience goes wild.
SHREK:
Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you
very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try
the veal! Ha, ha! (laughs)
The laughter stops as all of the guards turn their weapons on
Shrek.
HEAD GUARD:
Shall I give the order, sir?
FARQUAAD:
No, I have a better idea. People of
DuLoc, I give you our champion!
SHREK:
What?
FARQUAAD:
Congratulations, ogre. You're won the
honor of embarking on a great and noble
quest.
SHREK:
Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest
to get my swamp back.
FARQUAAD:
Your swamp?
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