Sleepwalk with Me Page #4
Um, yeah, well,
we want to paint,
and we want to maybe get some
curtains and that kind of thing.
Very bus!!...
I think it's perfect.
I have to say.
Linda, the dessert.
- We're not having dessert-
- Hush.
Your mother ordered a cake
from the internet.
Now sit.
Need some plates.
Wow.
So, Matt, we...
We heard about
the DustBuster Olympics.
You know, it's...
Linda, can you et-
you have the book in your purse.
Could you get the book for me,
please?
Yeah, I picked this up for you.
The Promise of Sleep.
Got one for myself as well.
Thanks.
Matt, can I see?
That's great, Dr. Pandamiglio.
That's exactly the kind of thing
we need.
There are some
dangerous situations
you can get yourself into.
You ought to see a specialist.
It was very minor.
It wasn't minor.
Well, I put in a call
to Dr. Latham.
He conducts these overnight
sleep studies.
I appreciate it, Dad,
but right now I'm really busy.
With what, folding napkins
into triangles?
This just doesn't seem like
a dinner conversation to me.
You know, Matthew, you say
you're gonna go see the doctor;
You don't.
You say you want to be
a comedian;
You're a bartender.
I mean, pick a goddamn plan
and stick with it.
He's kidding,
but he's not as funny as you.
You're not that funny.
But the good news is,
this business has nothing to do
with funny.
Some of these colleges,
I could book
a shining, blinking light
or some confetti
falling from the ceiling,
and most of these kids wouldn't
know the difference, really.
Right.
So, you know, the truth is,
Matt, that at your level,
I don't have very much
riht now.
But give it a year or two.
Stay in touch.
Yeah, I'll do any show.
You know, I know
I'm, like, level zero.
Well, I book a one-nighter
in Trenton on Tuesdays.
But it's mostly headliners.
And I have this gig at a college
upstate toniht.
I was gonna book someone...
Yeah. I mean, I could do that.
Yeah, I know.
But, you know,
it only pays $170.
And that's probably what it
would cost you in tolls and gas.
I mean, do you even have a car?
Yeah.
You want it?
Yeah.
All right.
Should have told me
you had a car.
Hey, Robbie.
Listen, I have
this fantastic guy for you.
Matt...
Pandamiglio.
Panda, piglio.
No.
Hilarious.
J'J'.
Continue straight.
Continue straight.
Release all that tension
that's down there
in that lower back
that we hold on to so tightly.
Breathe that mountain air
into your lungs.
And then release some sound.
Yeah.
Let's do some gentle
lip trills.
Hey, listen to this.
That agent we met, Colleen,
booked me at a gig for tonight.
It pays 170 bucks.
Yeah?
What is it? Where is it?
It's at this college in Utica.
Where are you?
I'm on the New York State
Thruway.
Who's driving?
Me.
Continue straight.
Wait, did you call Ron?
For what?
Aren't you supposed to be
working dinner tonight?
I totally forgot.
Okay, all right, I love you.
All right, bye.
Union Hall.
Hey, Ron, it's Matt.
Pandamiglio, where are you?
I'm, -well, listen.
I can't do my dinner shift
tonight.
What do you mean?
Well, I got, like, a gig,
like, a paid gig.
You have a gig.
It's called bartending.
Yeah, look.
I can get someone to fill in.
Let me just make some calls.
You know what? Forget it.
I'll do it myself.
Turn left
on University Boulevard.
Ha, You don't know
how to pronounce "boulevard."
This is a pretty campus.
It's nice.
Yeah, we like it.
So we kind of forgot
we booked a comedian.
So now we've got you
and this lip sync contest.
. Okay...
the lip sync contest.
You could still do your act
or whatever
but just introduce
the contestants.
It's a very popular event.
That sounds great.
Great.
You know, this used to be
a very popular event.
Last year, there were 19 entries
to this contest.
And this year, there are two.
And, you know, we don't
have to have this contest
if you don't want to have it.
I'm not doing it for me.
I'm doing it for you.
And now the big comedian,
Matt Pandapiglio.
. HGY...
That's not really my name.
But...
Y'all ready to lip sync?
I can't hear you.
That's my lip sync joke.
0K3)!...
Well, please welcome our first
contestant, Hilary Garnick!
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J' Well, we J'.
J' Are two worlds J'.
J' Apart J'.
J' Can't reach to J'.
J' Your heart J'.
J' When you say J'.
J' That I want it that way J'.
J' Tell me why J'.
J' Ain't nothin' but a... J'.
It's so cool
that you're a comedian.
I mean, I can't even
imagine that.
You know, your whole job's
to tell jokes, right?
How do you even do that?
I don't even know.
Here you go.
J' I want it that way J'
IAmlJ'
J' Your fire? J'
J' Your one J'
J' Desire? J'
J' Yes, I know J'
J' It's too late J'
J' But I want it that way J'
J' Tell me why J'
J' Ain't nothin'
but a heartache J'
J' Tell me why J'
J' Ain't nothin'
but a mistake J'
"David and his men
were in the Wilderness of Maon
in the plain on the south
of Jeshimon."
J' I want it that way J'
Pizza Shack.
Hey, do you cut your slices
into triangles or squares?
Triangles.
Okay, good.
In the picture,
it looked like squares.
J' I want you to know J'
J' That deep down inside... J'
So I guess the car
made it back to the city?
Yeah. Yeah.
. Okay...
Well, well, have you read
any of the book yet?
Thanks. Um, yeah.
Well, I'm reading
this interesting section.
It says that to avoid
these kinds of situations,
you need to think of sleep
as a gradual power-down.
turn off your phone,
turn off the news,
the internet,
and don't eat big meals.
Yeah, definitely.
Matthew, I'm gonna get you
some aromatherapy, okay?
Damn it, Linda.
Hang up the goddamn phone.
Why are you yelling?
All riht, look,
I made you an appointment
with Dr. Latham
for a sleep study on June 20th.
Okay, I could have
done that myself, Dad.
I can call.
It's okay. I made it.
Did you write it down,
the 20th?
Yeah.
I don't think
you're writing it.
- I wrote it again.
- Good.
You have a good night.
Try to get some sleep.
All right. Thanks, Dad.
All right, bye.
Hey, listen to this,
from Colleen.
"We had a fall-out at
"in Burlington, Vermont.
Pays 50 bucks."
This is amazing.
Cool.
So you'll be home Sunday, then?
Yeah, I think so.
And listen to this.
I get to open for Marc Mulheren.
How far is Burlington?
It's, um...
It's on the way.
All right, love you.
J'J'.
What do you mean by that?
Um, would it be possible
for you
to take me to The Comedy Factory
in Burlinton?
No.
I can take you to the garage
down the road.
All right.
Um, listen.
I'm really late
for this gig, so, like,
if there's anything
I can do, like...
Well... okay.
Is that how much it costs?
This is fine.
All right.
0K3)!...
if I could perform 30 minutes
of comedy for this gig.
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