Sleepwalk with Me Page #7
sharing our load J'
J' Side by side J'
J' Through all kinds of weather J'
J' But if the sky should fall J'
J' As long as we're together J'
J' Doesn't matter at all J'
J' When they've all had
Yeah!
J' We'll be the same
as we started J'
J' While travelin' along,
singin' our song J'
J' Side by side J'
Matt, come back to bed.
We're gonna do the drill.
No, thank you.
I can't come in there anymore.
Matt, come back to bed.
No, I said, "No, thank you."
Matt, you got to call
the doctor today.
I will. I will.
I'm sorry.
L-I promise.
What are you doing?
I'm writing it on your hand.
The Promise of Sleep
by Dr. William C. Dement.
During their entire lifetime,
people...
My dad got me a book called
The Promise of Sleep.
His four basic tips
for helping you sleep,
they all have to do
with powering down
a few hours before bed,
turning off the news
and the internet and the phone,
and don't eat big meals,
which just so happen
to be my four favorite
activities before bed.
I'm completely addicted
to cable news.
I think it's 'cause
they hook you in
and questions you couldn't
possibly know the answers to.
They'll be like, "Puh-choo!"
Do you know
what's in your soup?"
And I'm like, "My God."
"I guess I don't know
what's in my soup.
"I got to stick around.
but I wasn't 100%.
"What is this,
a commercial for Toyota?
"All right, I'll watch this,
just as long as you tell me
what's in my soup."
And then they'll be like,
"Puh-choo, it's broth."
I'm like, "I knew it."
I knew it was broth,
but I wasn't 100%."
And I've been sleepwalking.
I walk in my sleep and...
Sleepwalking
is a terrifying phenomenon
when you think about it
'cause it's your body
making a decision
that's distinctly different
than your conscious mind.
Your conscious mind is like,
"We're gonna rest
for a few hours."
And your body's like,
"We're going skiing!"
I should see a doctor, really,
'cause it's gotten
pretty serious,
but I don't really want
to see a doctor, you know,
because sleep disorders,
they involve your brain.
And the list of fun
brain diseases is very short,
you know,
if you're ever surfing WebMD.
I got booked
at nine colleges in seven days.
I was performing across Ohio,
in Pennsylvania, in Delaware,
Washington, D.C.,
North Carolina.
There are 78 known
sleep disorders,
things that range
from sleep apnea
to night terrors to narcolepsy.
Narcolepsy is terrifying
'cause there are people
who fall asleep
at any time for any reason.
There are female narcoleptics
who fall asleep
these women "men."
And while I went on the road,
Abby started preparing
for our wedding
for months and months,
working on
very specific things:
Locations, dresses, caterers.
I knew this wasn't gonna happen,
but I couldn't say it.
Where is he?
He's in Philadelphia.
Playing a club
called The Joke Barn.
You're kidding me.
The Joke Barn?
I don't really know
what to think anymore.
They're having you perform
in the center
of a walkathon for lupus.
Seven shows in a week.
I really appreciate it,
Colleen,
but right now I'm just...
you know, I don't think
I mean, that's, like,
Well, I got a lot of guys,
Matt.
I'd be glad to take you off
the speed dial.
No, no, I can do it.
I can do it.
I just-yeah, no, it's fine.
It's fine.
. Okay...
Thanks, Colleen.
Thanks.
Police have a suspect
in custody,
but they're not releasing
any information
until they complete
their investigation.
I hear you're good at taking
the bullet for other comedians.
J "J"
HEY...
You okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Here we have some of
the heavier cardstock options.
It's beautiful.
Beautiful.
And when are you
sending these out?
Right.
Well, the invitation
would go out June 15th.
June 15th.
And then the wedding
will be August 22nd.
I guess.
You guess?
If you're gonna get married,
dean
you have to be running down
the aisle.
Yeah, no, I know.
It'sit's a lot of decisions.
- I understand.
- It's fine.
Here.
This is one of my favorites.
You'll notice how...
The Promise of Sleep,
by me, Dr. William C. Dement.
What are you doing in my car?
I'm not really here.
You're just exhausted.
Is your name
actually Dr. Dement?
Surely is.
I feel like if I were
a sleep physician,
I'd want to go with
a more soothing name
like Dr. HappysleeP,
Dr. Chamomile Tea.
Can we please begin?
Yeah. Sorry.
Sorry.
Chapter Four,
The Promise of Sleep.
We sleep more than 200,000 hours
during a lifetime.
That's the equivalent
of 8,000 days.
In spite of all the research,
we know very little...
Okay. Go ahead.
Well, is there like a...
ls there a chapter
on sleep disorders?
Let me skip ahead.
Chapter Nine, Sleep Disorders.
There's sleep walking,
sleep talking,
eating while you're asleep.
But one of the most serious
of the many sleep disorders
People who have
REM Behavior Disorder
actually act out the dream
they are having.
people are often running away
from some kind of demon
or wild animal.
In rare instances,
people with this sleep disorder
have actually gone so far
as to kill the person
they're sleeping with
while they're asleep.
Wait. What?
In rare instances,
people with this sleep disorder
have actually gone so far
as to kill the person
they're sleeping with...
While remaining asleep.
Almost nothing is known
about it
and almost nothing can be done.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Matthew.
Where are you?
I'ml'm in Maryland.
No, you mean La "Keen-tah."
No, I think it's La Quinta.
Welcome to La Keen-tah Inn.
Thanks.
Told you.
Is Abby with you
at La Quinta Inn?
No, she's at home.
I have to tell you,
she sent us a photo
of the dress.
Have you seen it?
No. No, I-sorry.
You're fine.
Great pool here, huh?
I just checked in.
I don't really know.
It's open, like, 2417.
Sorry. Right.
Waffle bar's awesome too.
I'm not gonna tell you
about this.
Okay, Mom.
- Right?
- Right.
Right, I mean-but I could
tell you, but I shouldn't.
No, I know.
On the other hand,
I just don't think
it would be so bad
if I just described...
I mean, a little description
won't really ruin the effect.
Okay, well, let me tell you
about the dress.
It's off-white and very bosomy,
which I know that you like.
Linda, are you telling him
about the wedding dress?
I'mno, just giving him
a little bit-little...
God damn it.
You're not supposed
to let the groom
know about the dress.
Well, I don't think a little
tease will hurt, really.
Give me the phone.
Give me the...
Why did you have
to bring that up to him?
Because I thought
he would enjoy it.
Hey, look, hey, Matthew,
where the hell are you, anyway?
Are you all right?
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