Smokey and the Bandit II Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1980
- 100 min
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Spend the night in Charlotte's bed
It might get cold in Charlotte's web
A satin rose that's growin' wild
Charlotte holds more secrets than the night
She spins and weaves her magic spell
Her body speaks what words can't tell
I'm the moth she's the flame
In a town that's all too quick
to smear her name
But I'll take the likes of Charlotte
and her kind
Small-town talk don't matter
now that Charlotte's mine
It may be true that other men
have found her vain
But I'm the one who's caught
in Charlotte's web
It may be true that other men
have found her vain
But I'm the one who's caught
in Charlotte's web
Charlotte's web
Charlotte's web
Charlotte's web
Well, Fred...
...looks like somebody up there
must like us, boy.
Hey, Bandit,
I ain't seen a smokey now for hours.
Looks like we got it clean
and green all the way to Louisiana patch.
- What do you think? Come on.
- Knock on wood, son.
You know what I'll do
with my share of the money?
Cute.
I'm gonna get my wife and kids
something they always wanted.
I'm gonna send them on a trip to Hawaii.
Snowman, you're so crazy
about your family?
Are you crazy or something?
I ain't going with them.
Break for the Bandit.
Guess who just snuck around my backdoor
and is knocking on yours?
Hello, Buford.
Hello, you big lollipop.
Guess who's driving right up your
alimentary canal?
Elementary is about as far as you got
in school, isn't it, son?
Tell you what. As long as we're talking
about elementary school...
why don't we play Follow the Leader,
bumble-butt?
Well, I'll follow,
but you certainly ain't my leader.
Come on, fat boy.
- Daddy, I like to play Follow the Leader.
- Shut up, you sh*t.
I hate to tell you this, but you're going
the wrong way on a one-way street.
Turn left here, Daddy.
Hold it! Wait.
That's easy for you to say.
Straight ahead, Daddy.
We're closed.
Make another right, Daddy.
Oh, boy. A roller coaster.
Turn left right here, Daddy.
- Damn, I love amusement parks.
- You are an amusement park.
Now turn right
and we'll be in the clear.
- A thrill a minute.
- That's about how long it lasts.
That was below the belt.
"Make a left turn, Daddy.
"Make a right turn, Daddy.
We'll be in the clear."
You moose twit.
Bye-bye, baby
Sir, I am the owner of this...
Of this mess, and--
What are you trying to tell me?
I'm in hot pursuit!
I would like to say just one thing.
We're closed.
Get in the car, Junior.
We're surrounded by a mental case.
That's correct, Sheriff Justice.
The Bandit just entered Louisiana.
You're here at a monumental moment.
I'm gonna call my kin for help.
I'm calling my brother Reggie...
and I'm calling my brother Gaylord.
They've been in law enforcement
for over 20 years.
Get me Quebec, Canada, on the phone.
- Canada?
- Yes, up north.
- How much I owe you, my man?
- $24.
You take a personal check?
Just making a joke. $24, huh?
Here you go. $25, keep the change.
- Can I ask you a question?
- Sure.
You wouldn't be the guy they call
the Bandit, would you?
- The one and only.
- Bandit.
Now that you've graced my humble
establishment, I'll take this opportunity...
- ...to tell you something.
- Go right ahead.
If I was making a list of the great a**holes
of the 20th century...
you'd be in the top five.
- Hey, wait a minute.
- Bo, even Bambi has enemies. Let's go.
Listen! Let me tell you something.
I'm practically an American folk hero.
Ask some of my fans.
To know me is to love me.
You know, I just made
a correction on my list.
- Yeah?
- You're in the top two a**holes.
How about I give you my poster?
Me in the Trans-Am going up
Buzz off! I'm busy.
God damn it! I'm one of the most
beloved grassroot folk heroes of America.
Hey! Get out of here, you weirdo.
Listen to me. Little kids love me.
Parents love me. Everybody loves me.
Come on out here and love me,
or I'll kick your little skinny ass!
Excuse me. Hi. How are you?
Good to see you.
Get a hold of yourself. You're not exactly
baseball and mom's apple pie.
- The man has a right to his opinion.
- Who does he think he is?
You ought to ask yourself that question.
Have a nice day.
I'm telling you, people love me!
- What's wrong?
- We got a problem. Talk to the doc.
What's the matter, Doc?
She no can go. She gonna start the labour.
- Maybe we need to get her off her feet.
- Exactly. That's the problem.
Too much danger.
She just wants a little attention, that's all.
We'll load her on the truck and get going.
Come on, let's go.
Of course, we load her up on the truck
and let's go.
anything she wants.
Put her on the truck. Sure,
take the baby and go bada bing, bada bong.
It don't make no difference to you...
Lone Ranger of the
United States of America.
I tell one thing,
I no gonna be responsible.
What's the matter?
Don't you understand English?
He said you can't be bouncing her around.
She's gonna have a baby.
Don't you understand $400,000?
This is the last chance
we're ever gonna have. $400,000!
I understand, and I'd like to have
my share of the $400,000.
But I ain't gonna kill an elephant to get it.
Bo, it isn't the money, is it?
You want to make this last run
so you can be famous again.
Be the old Bandit, come driving in there
and be everybody's hero?
I know you. You don't want
to hurt this elephant. I know you.
I don't want to hurt the elephant.
I really don't.
It's just maybe my last chance
to be somebody.
Bo, everybody is somebody.
Yeah.
Hey, we were just thinking.
Maybe we have been working too hard,
you reckon?
We'll go into town,
have some wine, women, and song.
- This your elephant?
- Yeah. Who's that?
You live around here, kid?
Across the track, on the good side.
- What's your name?
- My name is Anthony T. Townes.
My name is Bandit Darville.
- I guess you've heard of me, huh?
- Nope.
Well, I'm kind of famous.
- Rich?
- I'm working on it.
How would you like
to watch him for a while?
You won't believe this, but I'm very busy.
- Oh, yeah?
- But I could be persuaded.
Tell me, how much does
the elephant weigh?
The elephant weighs
about four and a half tons.
Could you pay me by the pound?
Cute, isn't he? Cute.
- What kind of music you got here in town?
- Rhythm and blues.
Rhythm and blues? Wow.
- How do you like Country?
- Country sucks.
He hates Country.
Isn't there anybody in town sings Country?
There's this cat, name of Don Williams.
in the whole world is Don Williams.
We'll go to town, listen to Don Williams
and be back. You watch this elephant.
If anything happens
to the elephant--
I know. You're gonna feed me to him.
You know, Daddy,
I don't think the Bandit's really bad.
he just got in with real bad company.
Bad company?
Let me tell you something, Junior.
When you raid a cathouse,
you take the piano player, too.
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