Snatched Page #6
about the Middleton ladies
and their situation
down in South America.
Let's go get 'em.
What's the plan?
Right, so, I told her
to contact me
once she gets to Bogota.
Mmm-hmm.
There's not much more I can
do, unfortunately, sir.
Okay, I imagine that
you have some kind of
commando squad.
Maybe, like, four
underground criminals
who were tried for a crime
they didn't commit.
And they've been living
in the underground
kinda helping people
along the way, almost
Sir, were you born in the '70s?
Yeah.
Mmm.
That sounds like The A-Team.
It is The A-Team.
Do you have an A-Team?
We actually disbanded that
program in 1994, sir.
F***! Sh*t!
Okay, here's how you can help.
Pull out a pen
and a piece of paper.
Okay.
And write down, "If you feel
the urge to call again
"resist it."
Wait. That's the advice?
That's what you're giving me?
Yep-
(LINDA SIGHING)
I don't remember the
last time I had a drink.
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
Mom, you need to relax.
All right?
You're stressing me out.
I can't relax.
The most terrifying man
lever saw in my life
was going to cut us up
in little pieces
with his machete.
And that was before
you murdered his son.
Accidentally murdered.
But, Mom.
What?
Can we focus on the positive?
Because we are safe now.
We're safe?
You think we're safe?
Yeah, we're safe.
We're on a boat.
Look how fast they found us!
I mean, I'm going to be
looking over my shoulder
for the rest of my life.
And then when I go
to sleep at night,
I'm going to have an image
of that spear going into
that man's throat. Ugh!
Why would you
bring that up, Mom?
Can't you just comfort me?
Can you just please be my parent
and make me feel better?
Do you want me
to make you feel better?
Yes.
You are a very gifted murderer.
Okay.
You know, Mom,
just because you can't
control this exact situation
does not mean you have
to lash out at me.
I can't stop my hands
from shaking, honey.
Maybe you need to chill out
with the drinking,
just a little bit, Mom.
Look, Roger is gonna
get us home.
Let's focus on that.
Roger's going to get us home
just like James was
taking you out on a date.
Get it?
Judgment.
(DOOR OPENS)
Linda, Emily.
Luis, here, just got word
that there's a boat
50 klicks back
looking for two American women.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Now, see? What'd I tell you?
Okay, okay.
We have no choice but
to slip off now onto a canoe.
I'll guide you through
the sack of the jaguar.
Oh uh...
You know, it's funny.
I've been looking for adventure
ever since I got to this
godforsaken land.
And now, well, now
it looks like
adventure's found me.
Yeah.
Yeah, it has.
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
(LINDA PANTS)
LINDA:
Oh, I'm weak, honey.You should eat something.
Hey, Roger.
Is this fruit okay?
Sure.
Okay.
(COUGHS)
Oh, wait, do you mean, like,
is it poisonous?
I don't know. Probably.
Oh, my God!
(SPITS)
Ladies, listen to me.
There's always a risk if you
want to feast on the sack.
At some point, you're gonna
have to pick your poison.
Starvation
or poison.
Mmm.
Vatmonos.
(WINCES) Oh!
Ow!
And, gosh, wasn't it weird
how soggy the wood was
when I tried to light it?
EMILY:
So weird.Linda, thanks for stepping up.
Yeah. It's awesome, Mom.
Thanks, honey.
EMILY:
Roger, why don't youtell us a story?
You've been an expedition
guide for forever, right?
Expedition guide?
Oh, that's flattering.
I haven't heard that one before.
Yeah, my story.
Uh, I've been here
three long weeks now.
First time on a plane.
'Til recently, I was a GM
at a Trader Joe's
up in Rochester.
Although, one could say that
the way that store was managed,
that was the real jungle.
(CHUCKLES)
And then, well,
my doctor said I was sick.
So, I said to myself,
"Roger! What the heck?"
"Go on down
to South America."
Oh, God. Are you ill?
Hmm? Yes, ma'am.
Caught the travel bug.
Oh, the travel bug.
I thought he was saying...
And cancer.
Doc gave me, oh,
a month to live,
which gives me about
a week now, so, yeah.
I mean, because you're
not just gonna
walk on in to the Amazon
if you're expecting
to walk on out.
And so, yeah.
No.
(CHUCKLES) Sure.
We got a big day tomorrow, huh?
So I think we need to catch
a little shut-eye.
Why don't you guys
take the first shift?
Wake me up in ten hours.
(GRUNTS) Oh, boy!
I don't know if I'll ever
even be able to get to sleep.
(ROGER SNORING)
LINDA:
God. Ugh! (SPITS)Why are we still following him?
He's a cashier.
He's a manager, Mom.
Just stay positive.
Feel free to drink
from any puddle you see.
All water in the jungle is safe.
You have no information.
(ROGER GRUNTS)
(ECHOING) Wait.
And just over this ridge
that's the quickest way
to Bogota.
(CHUCKLES)
to the other side.
One at a time.
I'll go first
'cause I'm the man.
ROGER:
Ha-ha!(SCREAMING)
(LINDA GASPS)
(SCREAM ECHOING)
Oh!
F***! Sh*t!
Okay, Okay-
Oh, my God!
This is bullshit!
Okay.
LINDA:
on, my God!Maybe he's okay.
Okay, okay, okay-
Okay.
Okay.
O kay? O kay?
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
(PHONE RINGING)
Russell.
Hello, Morgan.
(MORGAN SIGHS)
Sir, you've called
12 times today.
I've already told you.
I've been in touch with
the US consulate in Bogota.
They put out an alert
with the Colombian military
and police.
All we can do is wait
until we hear from them.
And I wonder what
Joanne would think about this.
Wait, did you say "Joanne"
like, my wife, Joanne?
Is this some kind of a threat?
(STUTTERS) No,
I didn't say Joanne.
You said "Joanne."
I said "Yo, Anne."
No, you said "Joanne"
like you've been on my
Facebook page or something.
Let me tell you something.
You called an officer
of the US government
and threatened his wife
over the phone.
I'm gonna tell you what's
gonna happen right now
so I want you to get
real quiet, okay?
If you call this number one
more motherfucking time
I'm gonna show up at your house,
handcuff you
to the bumper of your car
and drag you to federal prison,
where you will be skull raped
to within an inch of your life,
every single f***ing night!
I don't think
you're gonna enjoy that.
Oh, yeah?
I'll come to your house,
and I'll f*** your dick.
You know what? Hold up.
(PHONE RINGING)
Yo, yo, yo! (MOUTHING)
"Yo, yo, yo"? That's racist, Jeffrey.
That's f***ed up.
"Yo, yo, yo"?
Yo, this is This is Derrick.
What's your last name, Derrick?
Black.
Now let me tell you something.
That threat you made
is all f***ed up.
I'm gonna come to your house.
I got your address right here.
Picture this
I'm a bag of d*cks
Put me to your lips
I am sick
I will punch a baby bear
in his sh*t
Give me lip
I'ma send you to the yard
Get a stick
Make a switch
I can end a conversation
real quick
I am crack
I ain't lyin'
Kick a lion in his crack
I'm the sh*t
I will fall off in your crib
Take a sh*t
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