South Park Page #6
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1997
- 22 min
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Just as suddenly as it started, the music stops and Cartman
goes back to his normal self. The boys all stare at each
other. Cartman looks absolutely baffled.
STAN:
What the hell was that?!
KYLE:
He is under alien control. That thing
in his butt is linked up to the
visitors.
CARTMAN:
Oh, son of a b*tch.
FADE IN:
CARTMAN:
You guys shut up, I'm not under alien
control.
Kyle walks up to Cartman's ear and starts screaming in it.
KYLE:
HEY!! IF YOU VISITORS CAN HEAR ME --
BRING ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER GOD
DAMMIT!
CARTMAN:
Ow! That hurts, you butt licker!
Suddenly, a small alien scout ship flies by.
STAN:
KYLE, LOOK! It's them!
Kyle picks a rock up off the ground.
KYLE:
Kyle throws the rock at the UFO. DING! The UFO stops and
fires a yellow ray at the boys.
The ray hits Kenny, and blows him back several yards. Kenny
lands with a horrible bone breaking CRUNCH!
STAN:
Oh my God!! They killed Kenny!
KYLE:
YOU BASTARDS!! COME BACK HERE!! COME
BAAAAACK!
But the little UFO's disappear into the sky.
KYLE:
DAMMIT! We were so close!
STAN:
Hey, look - I think Kenny's okay!
Kenny manages to pick himself up off the ground. He looks
pretty bad, but he might be-
Just then the cows come stampeding through and run over Kenny.
KENNY:
Mff mrrr mph VWOOM!!
Officer Barbrady's car races through frame and runs over
Kenny. The boys walk over to Kenny's bleeding body.
STAN:
Wow, poor Kenny.
KYLE:
Now do you believe us Cartman?
CARTMAN:
No!
STAN:
Cartman, they KILLED Kenny!
CARTMAN:
He's not dead.
STAN:
Dude, Kenny is dead! See?!
CARTMAN:
Shut up, you guys.
KYLE:
(Pulling Kenny's head
off)
He's DEAD, Cartman.
CARTMAN:
GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ANAL
PROBE!!!
There is a long pause.
CARTMAN:
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Cartman walks away.
KYLE:
Go on and go home you Fat Chicken!
CARTMAN (O.S.)
Dildo!
KYLE:
You're all I have left, Stan.
STAN:
Sorry dude, I gotta go meet Wendy
Testaburger.
KYLE:
You can't! Poor Ike must be so
scared... Up there all alone... You
gotta help me dude!
STAN:
Dude, like Chef says, I gotta get a
piece of loving while the gettin's
hot.
Stan walks away.
Rats come into frame and feast on Kenny's dead body.
KYLE:
Rats!
INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DUSK
Cartman walks into his house and is greeted by his overly
pleasant MOTHER.
MRS. CARTMAN
Hello Eric.
CARTMAN:
Hi Mom.
MRS. CARTMAN
How are you doing?
CARTMAN:
Well, I'm pissed off.
MRS. CARTMAN
Here, I made you powder doughnut
pancake surprise.
CARTMAN:
I don't want powder doughnut pancake
surprise! All the kids at school
call me fat!
MRS. CARTMAN
You're not fat, you're big boned.
CARTMAN:
That's what I said.
MRS. CARTMAN
You can have an eency weency bit
can't you?
CARTMAN:
NO!
MRS. CARTMAN
CARTMAN:
MRS. CARTMAN
How about a nice chocolate chicken
potpie, then?
CARTMAN:
What? Well that does sound pretty
good.
Cartman sits down at the couch and turns on the T.V.
CARTMAN:
Uh, Mom?
MRS. CARTMAN
Yes, hon?
CARTMAN:
If anybody calls or comes over - I'm
not here, okay?
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