South Park Page #6

Synopsis: The curious, adventure-seeking, fourth grade group of boys, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, all join in in buffoonish adventures that sometimes evolve nothing. Sometimes something that was simple at the start, turns out to get out of control. Everything is odd in the small mountain town, South Park, and the boys always find something to do with it.
Genre: Animation, Comedy
  Won 5 Primetime Emmys. Another 10 wins & 78 nominations.
 
IMDB:
8.7
TV-MA
Year:
1997
22 min
2,792 Views


Just as suddenly as it started, the music stops and Cartman

goes back to his normal self. The boys all stare at each

other. Cartman looks absolutely baffled.

STAN:

What the hell was that?!

KYLE:

He is under alien control. That thing

in his butt is linked up to the

visitors.

CARTMAN:

Oh, son of a b*tch.

ACT III FADE OUT

FADE IN:

CARTMAN:

You guys shut up, I'm not under alien

control.

Kyle walks up to Cartman's ear and starts screaming in it.

KYLE:

HEY!! IF YOU VISITORS CAN HEAR ME --

BRING ME BACK MY LITTLE BROTHER GOD

DAMMIT!

CARTMAN:

Ow! That hurts, you butt licker!

Suddenly, a small alien scout ship flies by.

STAN:

KYLE, LOOK! It's them!

Kyle picks a rock up off the ground.

KYLE:

GIVE ME BACK MY BROTHER!

Kyle throws the rock at the UFO. DING! The UFO stops and

fires a yellow ray at the boys.

The ray hits Kenny, and blows him back several yards. Kenny

lands with a horrible bone breaking CRUNCH!

STAN:

Oh my God!! They killed Kenny!

KYLE:

YOU BASTARDS!! COME BACK HERE!! COME

BAAAAACK!

But the little UFO's disappear into the sky.

KYLE:

DAMMIT! We were so close!

STAN:

Hey, look - I think Kenny's okay!

Kenny manages to pick himself up off the ground. He looks

pretty bad, but he might be-

Just then the cows come stampeding through and run over Kenny.

KENNY:

Mff mrrr mph VWOOM!!

Officer Barbrady's car races through frame and runs over

Kenny. The boys walk over to Kenny's bleeding body.

STAN:

Wow, poor Kenny.

KYLE:

Now do you believe us Cartman?

CARTMAN:

No!

STAN:

Cartman, they KILLED Kenny!

CARTMAN:

He's not dead.

STAN:

Dude, Kenny is dead! See?!

CARTMAN:

Shut up, you guys.

KYLE:

(Pulling Kenny's head

off)

He's DEAD, Cartman.

CARTMAN:

GOD DAMMIT I DIDN'T HAVE AN ANAL

PROBE!!!

There is a long pause.

CARTMAN:

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Cartman walks away.

KYLE:

Go on and go home you Fat Chicken!

CARTMAN (O.S.)

Dildo!

KYLE:

You're all I have left, Stan.

STAN:

Sorry dude, I gotta go meet Wendy

Testaburger.

KYLE:

You can't! Poor Ike must be so

scared... Up there all alone... You

gotta help me dude!

STAN:

Dude, like Chef says, I gotta get a

piece of loving while the gettin's

hot.

Stan walks away.

Rats come into frame and feast on Kenny's dead body.

KYLE:

Rats!

INT. CARTMAN'S HOUSE - DUSK

Cartman walks into his house and is greeted by his overly

pleasant MOTHER.

MRS. CARTMAN

Hello Eric.

CARTMAN:

Hi Mom.

MRS. CARTMAN

How are you doing?

CARTMAN:

Well, I'm pissed off.

MRS. CARTMAN

Here, I made you powder doughnut

pancake surprise.

CARTMAN:

I don't want powder doughnut pancake

surprise! All the kids at school

call me fat!

MRS. CARTMAN

You're not fat, you're big boned.

CARTMAN:

That's what I said.

MRS. CARTMAN

You can have an eency weency bit

can't you?

CARTMAN:

NO!

MRS. CARTMAN

Just a weency eency woo woo.

CARTMAN:

NO leave me alone mom!

MRS. CARTMAN

How about a nice chocolate chicken

potpie, then?

CARTMAN:

What? Well that does sound pretty

good.

Cartman sits down at the couch and turns on the T.V.

CARTMAN:

Uh, Mom?

MRS. CARTMAN

Yes, hon?

CARTMAN:

If anybody calls or comes over - I'm

not here, okay?

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Matthew Richard "Matt" Stone (born May 26, 1971) is an American actor, animator, screenwriter, television director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park along with his creative partner Trey Parker, as well as co-writing the 2011 multi-Tony Award winning musical The Book of Mormon. more…

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