South Park Page #8
- TV-MA
- Year:
- 1997
- 22 min
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CARTMAN:
(EXTREMELY NERVOUS)
You guys, I have to get home.
STAN:
Don't be such a fraidy cat, Cartman!
This rope will make sure they can't
take you on board again.
Wendy, Stan and Kyle walk over to some bushes and crouch
down, leaving Cartman all alone in the darkness.
Cartman stares up nervously at the starry, ominous sky.
CARTMAN:
Oh man, this sucks.
KYLE:
How come the visitors aren't coming
for him?
STAN:
I think we need to signal the them
somehow.
Cartman farts and a flame lights up the surroundings.
CARTMAN:
OWWWWW!
WENDY:
Hey, he's like rudolph!
KYLE:
Yeah all you have to do is fart some
more, Cartman, and the visitors are
sure to come.
CARTMAN:
Really? Uhh.. I don't think I have
to fart anymore tonight.
KYLE:
Sure you do!
STAN:
Come on, Cartman! Fart!
CARTMAN:
I don't wanna...
STAN:
He can't hold it in forever.
KYLE:
Fart Damn you!
CARTMAN:
Okay!! That does it!!! Now listen!
Why is it that everything today has
involved things either going in or
coming out of MY ASS?! I'm sick of
it! It's completely immature!!!
Suddenly, the metal rod emerges once again from Cartman's
ass.
STAN:
Hey! It's happening again!
This time, the rod looks around, then expands, and expands,
folds over onto itself and expands again, until finally an
eighty foot satellite dish is sticking out of Cartman's ass.
KYLE:
Woa! Look at that!
STAN:
Now do you believe us Cartman?!
Cartman glances quickly at the dish.
CARTMAN:
You guys can't scare me! I know you're
making it all up!
STAN:
Cartman! There's an eighty-foot
satellite dish sticking out of your
ass!
CARTMAN:
Sure you guys, whatever.
The dish powers up with a low hum and a huge yellow beam of
light shoots out from it like a searchlight.
EXT. OUTER SPACE
The beam of light emulates from Earth and shoots outwards
into space.
EXT. CHEF'S BACK YARD
Chef is dressed in party clothes and sunglasses. He is sitting
in a lounge chair out on his front lawn. He has a little
sign that reads 'Welcome Visitors!' Chef notices the big
bright light.
CHEF:
Oh, boy! The aliens are going to
make first contact!
Chef swigs a beer.
CHEF:
(Shouting)
Hey, down here! We are ready for
your wisdom!
(Checking his watch)
And you only got twenty minutes before
Sanford and Son is on!
RESUME - FIELD
CARTMAN:
YOU GUYS! I AM SERIOUSLY GETTING
PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW! I KNOW THERE'S
Just then, a HUGE alien mother ship drops down from the sky
directly above Cartman. It is quickly followed by several
scout ships.
CARTMAN:
OH, GOD DAMMIT!!
Mr. Garrison is driving by and stops when he sees all the
commotion.
MR. GARRISON
What the? I tell you, there is some
crazy stuff going on in this town.
Mr. Hat pops up.
MR. HAT
You can say that again, Mr. Garrison.
KYLE:
Come down here you stinkin' aliens!
Five aliens beam down, and instantly appear in front of Stan,
Kyle, and Wendy. The kids are really scared.
STAN:
Go on, Kyle, ask them for your little
brother back...
KYLE:
(Tenderly)
V-Visitors... This morning you took
my brother, Ike. He's the little
freckled kid that looks like a
football...
KYLE:
At first I was happy you took him
away... But I've learned something
today; that having a little brother
STAN:
Yeah...
KYLE:
Aw, heck, Mr. Visitors, I'm just a
kid all alone in this crazy world,
but if you could just find it in
your hearts or whatever you have to
give my brother back to me, it sure
would make my life brighter again
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