Spare Me Page #5
- Year:
- 1994
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SID:
Seems to me like you ain't got much
choice Buzz.
Sid shoves Buzz over to Breeze, Breeze shoves him back.
BREEZE:
You're between Miles Kastle and a hard
place.
BUZZ:
Aaay, hands off the tux!
Sid checks under the stalls, sees Theo's feet and whips open
the door.
SID:
The busyboy!
Sid yanks Theo out.
THEO:
Get your hands off me, you moron.
Theo tries to free himself from Sid's grip. He turns to Buzz.
THEO:
What the f*** is this?
BUZZ:
What's it look like to you?
THEO:
SID:
Very good, busyboy.
THEO:
(with intensity)
Dwarf bowling's illegal.
SID:
(sarcastically)
What are you gonna do, call the bowling
police?
BREEZE:
Heh, heh, heh.
THEO:
You said it would be unethical to help
me. You call dwarf bowling ethical!
BUZZ:
I do what I gotta do to survive.
THEO:
You have no right to call yourself a
bowler. Buzz slaps Theo in the face.
BUZZ:
I'm more of a bowler than you'll ever be.
I deal with my own sh*t. I ain't asking
anyone to bail me out.
THEO:
I'm your blood.
BUZZ:
You wish!
Theo pushes Buzz up against a stack of boxes full of new
bowling pins. Sid and Breeze hover behind them.
THEO:
You knew she was pregnant.
Buzz reaches inside a box and pulls out a pin. He waves it
threateningly at Theo.
BUZZ:
What makes you so sure it was me? She
coulda had lotsa bowlers! Theo rushes
Buzz and grabs his arm. The two men
struggle for the pin.
THEO:
Don't say that about my mom!
BUZZ:
I had a career. She wanted a little
bowler of her own. Sid and Breeze leap
into the fray, prying the two men apart.
They wrestle Theo against a wall,
pressing his face into the tiles.
THEO:
F*** you and f*** bowling.
BUZZ:
That's a laugh. You're all strung out.
You're a bowling junkie.
THEO:
I don't need the stinking pro-tour.
BUZZ:
You're dead without the pro-tour, and you
know it. Get him away from me. Sid and
Breeze punch Theo in the face.
DISSOLVE TO:
Theo is dragged through the dwarf alley crowd. He has blood
on his face. Half dazed, he looks up at all the distorted
leering faces that peer down at him. The crowd cat-calls and
laughs at Theo.
33 EXT. BABYLON LANES, PARKING LOT - EVENING33
Theo is thrown onto the asphalt. Sid kicks Theo.
SID:
You shoulda taken our advice, busyboy.
34 EXT. PETER PAN DINER - DAY 34
Theo sits in his parked car outside the Peter Pan diner.
Squinting in the bright light, he examines the cuts on his
face in the sideview mirror. He is looking scruffier. He sees
Sheila come out of the diner, start her scooter, and pull out
into traffic. He follows her.
35 EXT. BRIDGE35
He follows the Vespa at a discreet distance as Sheila drives
over the bridge. The weather is windy and threatening.
Thunder RUMBLES.
Theo pulls in next to Sheila's scooter under the big neon
sign for Miles 'O' Lanes Bowling Center. With a huge CLAP of
thunder and the SOUND of falling pins, the skies release a
pounding downpour.
37 KEN AND BARBIE, MACRO C.U. 37
Sheila's Vespa is parked in the handicapped space. The dolls
are wired to the headset of the scooter. Large droplets of
rain roll down their faces.
Theo walks into an ultramodern eighty-lane bowling center,
bowling bag in hand.
A huge banner reads 'Mothers and Daughters Bowl Free
Tonight!' The entire place is filled with pairs of moms and
their daughters - bowling away in matching bowling attire. A
three year-old girl stands staring at Theo.
THEO:
Hello.
LITTLE GIRL:
Waaaaaaaaah!
A mom grabs the little girl and whisks her away. Theo surveys
the alley and catches sight of Sheila bowling at the far end
of the alley.
Sheila bowls with LUNA, a 30-ish black guy dressed in a Miles
'O' Lanes jumpsuit and wearing extensions in his hair. Sheila
prods her friend when she sees Theo.
SHEILA:
Luna, that's the guy. I saw him do this
spooky bowling rain dance on the bridge.
LUNA:
Typical.
Theo walks over. Sheila presents Theo with her ball.
SHEILA:
Here Theo, it's the Fazeli specialty; a
seven-ten split. Theo looks down the lane
and sees the two pins standing.
THEO:
I'm not here to - I can't...
Sheila can't release the ball from Theo's now-paralytic grip.
SHEILA:
(knowing nod)
Bowling block.
40 INT. MILES KASTLE'S OFFICE 40
Kastle, Sid, and Breeze stare at a bank of video monitors,
their faces illuminated by the screens.
BREEZE:
Think he'll bowl it?
KASTLE:
Nah, he won't do it.
SID:
Weird, comes into alleys and doesn't
bowl.
KASTLE:
It's not an "Alley". I hate when people
call it a "Bowling Alley", it's so
common! I prefer "Bowling Center".
BREEZE:
What's this guy here for, anyway?
KASTLE:
Maybe he's here to pay his last respects.
SID:
Someone gonna get kacked, boss?
KASTLE:
If I find out Buzz is comin' up short on
dwarf bowling, it's lights out for him
and pink slips for you. Sid and Breeze
look sideways at each other.
KASTLE:
I hired you rent-a-thugs to keep tabs on
the Faz. I want you all over him like a
tent. Find out how that little weasel's
ripping me off. Buzz Fazeli's gonna blow
the lid off dwarf bowling!
The two of them sit together behind the lanes.
THEO:
I came here to have a word with your dad.
SHEILA:
What do you want with my dad?
THEO:
Business.
SHEILA:
Won't your father help you with that?
THEO:
(shakes his head)
Having a legend for a dad isn't all it's
cracked up to be.
SHEILA:
Your dad's one of the only nice people in
this f***ing town. My Dad is slime.
Kastle walks over. Theo stands up and
shakes Kastle's proffered hand.
KASTLE:
So you're Buzz's boy. I've been expecting
you. You hurt my feelings when you didn't
come and see me sooner.
THEO:
You know who I am?
KASTLE:
Nobody sticks a finger into a bowling
ball in this town without Miles Kastle
knowing about it. You don't mind if I
have a word with Theo, do you bunny?
Kastle takes Theo by the elbow and pulls
him away.
KASTLE:
I heard you've been having a little
trouble with the Congress.
(waves at a mother/daughter
couple)
Theo pulls his eyes off Sheila. Kastle
walks Theo past pairs of bowlers.
THEO:
You might say I'm at the top of their
sh*t list.
KASTLE:
Maybe I can help you.
(calling to a young bowler)
Try a lighter ball, Penelope - you'll get
hurt with that big ball, honey.
(to Theo)
I've seen tapes of you bowling on the
circuit. You got Fazeli blood running
through you. Your pop was a genuine
talent in his day.
THEO:
What's with the bad air between you two,
Mr. Kastle?
KASTLE:
(dismissive gesture)
It's nothing, just a slight business
imbalance.
(to a seated mother)
How's Gloria's thumb?
MOTHER (OC)
The blister's worse than last week.
KASTLE:
No pain, no gain! Keep trying the ice.
Chin up, sweetie.
(turning to Theo)
This place is a bowling oasis.
THEO:
It's very...clean.
They pause and Kastle waves to some bowlers.
MRS. JACKSON (OC)
Hello, Mr.Kastle.
KASTLE:
Hello, Violet. How's my favorite
'bowlerina' doing?
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