Step Sisters Page #6

Say it like you mean it!

[SHOUTS] Chef Boyardee, b*tch!

Sh*t! Sh*t! Sh*t!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

[SCREAMS] Sh*t!

[GROWLS]

[DANIELLE SIGHS]

[GROWLS] Yeah!

[BETH CONTINUES GROWLING]

[BETH PANTS]

[SHOUTS] That's what I'm talking about!

Now, who are you?

[ALL SHOUT] SBB!

I can't hear you!

[ALL SHOUT] SBB!

SBB!

SBB!

[DRUM MUSIC PLAYING]

Yo!

- Jam. What's up, Dane?

- Hi.

- The white girls are stepping tonight.

- No!

If they wanna sample the black experience,

let them be slaves and step in chains,

and we'll knock 100 points

off their credit score.

- See how they feel about that!

- [CHERYL] Aisha!

Yeah, I know, girl.

[CHERYL] What are you doing? Come on!

They don't know, do they?

Lying to your own sorors.

Sad times.

Let's get through this, so I can go home

and fling myself off the balcony.

[DEAN BERMAN SHOUTS] Bishop!

God, you're gonna feel really bad

when I have a heart attack.

Is that how you greet your boss?

Dane Hagley. It's a pleasure, sir.

I've heard such great things.

I'm proud of you

for marrying your life partner.

You're a brave soldier, in the war...

on intolerance.

So, The Daily Orange is coming,

as well as some other local media.

- Hopefully, we'll get exposure.

- Fingers crossed.

Between the community service

and the step show, this might work.

If this doesn't work, we're screwed.

Sad times.

Sad times!

[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]

Alright, Westcott.

Alright.

Remind me again

for whom I should be rooting?

- Root for whomever you want.

- Oh.

Up next,

we have one of the best step teams.

I do not think you are ready.

[SAUNDRA] What's wrong?

[WAILS] Oh, oh, nothing. Nothing.

It's just my nervous cry.

It makes for really awkward job interviews

and first dates.

Damn. It doesn't take but a stiff breeze

to get a white girl crying.

[CRIES] It's a serious condition!

Up next, it is our undefeated

stepping champions.

It's the Biggie Smalls of stepping,

the lovely ladies of Theta Chi Phi!

[CHEERING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

[ALL CHANT] T-H-E-T-A, rah!

T-H-E-T-A, rah!

T-H-E-T-A, rah!

Let's go!

Thetas, alright

Thetas, alright

Game time

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Sta!

Sta!

Ah!

Rah!

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

[BOTH WHOOP]

[ALL CHANT] Rep one-six

Hut, hut, hut, hut

Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four

Theta's gonna come give you some more

Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four

Theta's gonna come give you some more

[ALL HISS]

Chi Phi

[ALL HISS]

Chi Phi

Chi Phi

Get some

Hut one, hut two, hut three, hut four

Theta's gonna come give you some more

Theta girls are lovely

We're so fine

[AUDIENCE CHEERING]

Get some

Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind

Get some

Theta Chi Phi will blow your mind

Get some

Ooh!

Sta!

Let's go

Huh, huh, ha, ha

Panthers

Fourth down

Ah, rah!

One-nine

Sixteen

Say one-nine

Sixteen

Say one-nine

Sixteen

Say one-nine

Sixteen

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

Is the fire department here?

Because they just set this stage on fire!

Let me hear you make some noise

for those Thetas!

OK, Sigmas,

do we want to be the girls who bombed?

Or do you want to be the girls

that blew the roof off this b*tch?

I wanna blow the roof off the b*tch.

Yes, Libby.

[MC] We have a different flavor

going on today.

# TheyAreWhiteAsShit.

That's racist. She's being racist.

Black people can't be racist

to white people.

Oh, my God. Never say that again.

Systemic racism.

Where the sh*t is Amber?

She's on her way.

Get your hot sauce in your bag swag,

because sh*t's about to get

real bland around here.

[DANIELLE] Alright.

- Put your hands together.

- Line, now.

Give it up for Sigma Beta Beta!

[MUTED APPLAUSE]

[AUDIENCE MEMBER] Time for the rodeo!

[AUDIENCE MEMBER #2] Yee-haw, girl!

- Cowboys? That's cool. Yeah.

- What's wrong?

If there's any Native Americans in the

audience, they'd feel great about that.

It's not like it was a genocide

or anything!

[AUDIENCE MEMBER #2]

Let's go, white girls!

[DANIELLE CHANTS]

SBB, we're repping

[ALL CHANT] The purple and pink

["RICH WHITE LADIES" BY WIMBLEDON PLAYING]

Uh, ooh

Uh, ooh

You are so bull-bullshit

We are so Wimbledon

You are so bull-bullshit

[ALL CHANT] S-B-B, S-B-B, step

Koala-ah-ah-ah

S-B-B, S-B-B, step

Koala-ah-ah-ah

S-B-B, S-B-B, step

Koala-ah-ah-ah

S-B-B, S-B-B, step

Koala-ah-ah-ah

SBBs, when we get on the floor

Everybody knows we put on a show

Sigma Beta Beta

Sigma Beta Beta

Sigma Beta Beta

Koala

[MAN] Corny!

[MAN LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY]

[AUDIENCE MUTTERING]

[MAN #2] Oh, she's late!

[AMBER WHISPERS] What?

We'll see... White-people time.

Thanks for joining us, Amber.

Really appreciate it!

[ALL CHANT] S-B-B

Lean

[ALL GROAN]

[DANIELLE SQUEALS]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

Oh, my God.

Your god can't help you now.

[BOOING]

[SBB MUTTERING]

[DANIELLE GROANS]

[DANIELLE WHISPERS] One, two, three, four.

[SBB CHANT] S-B-B

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

S-B-B

S-B-B

Are you kidding me?

[SBB SHRIEK]

[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

[AUDIENCE BOOING]

[WOMAN] Girl, please!

Somebody stop them!

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

It's a great job, babe.

Congratulations.

Well, that was an experience.

Dean Berman,

I'd like to formally request

sobriety tests for all those young ladies,

because there's no way they came out here

and did that sober.

And then the girl fell at the end.

What did she trip on? Life?

Let's give it up

for our sisters in Christ,

Sigma Beta We-Don't-Have-Rhythm-eta!

Iggy Azalea, come on down.

Get your back out there.

At least it's for breast cancer.

Oh, my God.

[DEAN BERMAN] Bishop!

SBB couldn't even nail

their dance routine?

I'm pulling their charter.

- Dean Berman, wait...

- I can see the hashtags already.

# BlackSteppersMatter.

# SteppersSoWhite.

- We're lucky we didn't have a race riot.

- You're overreacting. Shocker.

Please be patient. I promise

I will show you what SBB is capable of.

It didn't work. It's over, Bishop.

Let's go.

I am so not in the mood to socialize.

Wow. It's come to this, huh?

Cowering to avoid your own betrayal?

[WHISPERS] OK, you are being super judgy.

Sorry, "super judgy"?

Jesus, you're becoming one of them.

Don't forget you had a brain

before these Beckys turned you.

Oh, what, you actually care about SBB?

Enough to help, yeah.

This is serious.

You've abetted the latest cultural theft.

Well, get ready for white,

WASP-y step shows to sweep the nation.

Blond ponytails swinging,

stomping off beat...

What's up, brother?

Catch you later. Good looks.

Now whitey can add stepping

to the long list of things

we've stolen from black culture,

including jazz, rock and roll,

those beaded vacation cornrows.

OK, that is on you, Slugworth.

We need to break up.

No, we don't need to break up. I got us

tickets to the New Edition reunion tour.

Dane, you're never on my side.

I didn't see it before

because you look great on paper.

You're smart, handsome,

you don't have that weird white-boy smell.

White-boy smell?

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