Sugar and Spice Page #12
KANSAS:
I don't hate you. I need your help.
MRS. HILL
My what?
KANSAS:
Your help.
MRS. HILL
Now how the hell can I help you?
KANSAS:
(sitting close)
Okay, you can't tell anybody.
MRS. HILL
Gee, I'll sit out this afternoon's
coffee talk. Whaddya want?
KANSAS:
My best friend got pregnant.
MRS. HILL
Before you? Whoo-hoo!
They high-five through the glass.
KANSAS:
I know - that's what I said too.
Anyway, we want to help her get some
money for the baby by robbing a bank.
MRS. HILL
Well, sh*t-fire, Kansas, that's the
sweetest goddamn thing ever...
KANSAS:
I know, but we can't quite figure out
how to, y'know, do it.
MRS. HILL
(near tears)
So you need my help? Oh my G-d, this is
like asking me for help with your
homework.
(calling behind her)
Hey, Mink, c'mere!
MINK, a tough-looking woman with short spiky hair joins her.
MRS. HILL (CONT'D)
Kansas, I want you to meet someone
special.
KANSAS:
Oh, Jesus Christ, Mom! Like my life
ain't a great big pile-of-sh*t 'cause
you're in here? Now I have to add,
"P.S. My mom's a dyke" too?
MRS. HILL
What?! Hush up, you mouthy little sh*t!
KANSAS:
Hey, don't "mouthy sh*t" me - I'm outta
here.
MRS. HILL
Wait, Petunia. Mommy's a little amped
up - didn't get her yard time this
morning. Mink ain't my b*tch. She's a
specialist... in banks.
INT. OKLAHOMA WOMEN'S PRISON - WAITING ROOM - DAY
The rest of the squad, in uniform, waits in folding chairs.
A LARGE INMATE stares at them, while slowly mopping the
floor. All but Diane appear nervous. The inmate works her
mop BETWEEN DIANE'S LEGS and stops.
INMATE #1
Thems some sweet skirts y'got there.
DIANE:
Well, thank you. They're actually
uniforms - we're cheerleaders.
INMATE #1
Mmm-hmm... y'sure are.
As she moves in closer, Kansas is let through a metal door.
All jump up. Diane steps politely over the mop handle that's
pressed between her legs.
DIANE:
Excuse us.
The squad joins Kansas as they all hustle out the hallway.
KANSAS:
Same time tomorrow - we have a visit
with our favorite "aunts."
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. OKLAHOMA WOMEN'S PRISON - VISITING ROOM - DAY
PAN DOWN the visitors' row. TOUGH MEN sit across from even
TOUGHER FEMALE INMATES. CONTINUE DOWN to the SQUAD, sweet
and small in comparison - each sitting across from a
DIFFERENT INMATE. Mrs. Hill walks behind the inmates,
supervising.
MINK:
Robbin' a bank is like pullin' a trick.
You gotta stay in control, know how far
you'll go for the dough and always put
the rubber on yourself... Well, y'know
what I mean. And you gotta do it the
day after Christmas.
KANSAS:
Why?
MINK:
Banks never have a holiday pick up, so
vaults are full. Besides, everyone's at
home eatin' left-overs and beatin' their
kids.
INMATE #1
...You're only seventeen? Sh*t, I was
havin' my third by th'time I's your age.
ON CLEO AND HER INMATE #4
CLEO:
Really? You were cell mates with her?
Oh my G-d, she was my hero! Did she
tell you what Letterman's house was
like?
ON LUCY AND HER INMATE
INMATE #2
Y'gotta buy gats from "The Terminator."
And tell him "Itchy" sent'ya.
LUCY:
And "gats" are...
INMATE #2
Guns, cuties.
LUCY:
And you're called "Itchy" because...
ON HANNAH AND HER INMATE
INMATE #3
You listen to Carol, pussycat, a foot on
both sides-a-your bathtub nozzle - make
your ride with the sisters seem like
nothin' more-n-a piss shiver.
Hannah frantically writes down.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. APARTMENT - BEDROOM - THAT NIGHT
Jack is on his side of the bed, rubbing cream on Diane's
exposed belly as he sings to it. Diane is writing on her
"From the Beautiful Mind..." NOT PAD, which rests above her
big belly.
JACK:
(talking to Diane's belly)
...so although their dad said, "Don't
get out of the car until I get back with
help," they knew the sheriff's voice as
he yelled. "Run to my voice - and don't
look back." The twins did as he said,
but at the last second they turned
around and saw the escaped mental
patient, bouncing their father's head on
the top of the car!
(feels something)
Ah! They jumped, Diane! They jumped!
DIANE:
That was gas, Sweetie.
JACK:
Oh... What are you working on?
DIANE:
Jus some girlie things for the squad.
MUSIC UP:
INT. APARTMENT - DAY
"TO DO LIST" MONTAGE
CLOSE ON:
Notepad. "From The Beautiful Mind of Diane" PAN DOWN to
first item listed:
1) Buy ski masks and maternity underpants.
As it's crossed off, we:
INT. SEARS - MATERNITY DEPARTMENT - DAY
Diane watches as the squad MODELS BIG WHITE MATERNITY
UNDERPANTS over their Addidas sweats, with pillows and
stuffed animals in the belly portion. It's like some bizarre
fashion show. A STERN OLD SALESWOMAN approaches. Diane
points to Cleo's style, then hands the surprised saleswoman
FIVE SKI MASKS.
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