Sugar and Spice Page #7
JACK:
(nervous, looks over shoulder)
Welcome to Dinkie's Donuts.
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT
A hurt and angry Jack walks in, still in sailor uniform.
Diane's in bed eating and doing homework.
JACK:
Dinkie is a bad, bad man...
INT. VIDEO BARN - NIGHT
Jack stands in front of the counter, THREE SOCIAL RETARDS
(Jack's age) behind it. Jack hands them his application.
JACK:
(defeated)
Y'know what? I'll save you the time.
I'm not going to lie. I don't believe
in it. If you pick your ass - I'm going
to tell people. I have no idea how to
run your registers. And, if any of you
are hard core drinkers and like to throw
knives, well, I'm outta here right now.
TED:
Uh, are, uh, you-you're Jack Bartlett,
right?
JACK:
Yeah.
TED:
You'd be, like, hangin' out with us
every night after school, right?
JACK:
Yeah - well, after football practice.
CHRIS:
(savoring the words)
Football practice - fantasmic.
The social retards look at each other, excited.
TED:
You're hired!
DISSOLVE TO:
INT. SAFEWAY - CEREAL AISLE - LATE AFTERNOON
MUZAK UP. A worried Diane, now showing slightly under all
black warm-ups, is writing on her notepad as she walks down
an aisle. Suddenly, in the B.G. CROSS AISLE, an ecstatic
Jack, in "Video Barn" uniform, WHIZZES PAST, riding his cart.
Arms out at his sides.
JACK:
I'm on top of the world!
Seeing Diane, he tries to stop, but can't and continues past.
A SECOND LATER, he scrambles back and rides up to her -
tossing more boxes into the already FULL CART.
JACK (CONT'D)
(holding box of cookies)
Hey, Di, if we have a girl, we should
dress her like Little Debbie!
Jack pulls alongside Diane and kisses her. She notices the
full cart. It'll cost a fortune.
DIANE:
Jack, sweetie, I'm only eating for two.
JACK:
(positively giddy)
But Di, all this food reminds me of how
much I want to teach our baby.
He tosses more cereal in the cart. Diane looks at her
notepad, then starts to return items to the shelves WITHOUT
JACK NOTICING.
JACK (CONT'D)
Like Cocoa Puffs. Good. Captain
Crunch. Bad. Shreds the roof of your
mouth. I mean you hear, "Tricks are for
kids!" And you think, "I'm a kid, I
guess they're for me." But your baby
brain's got no idea that Fruit Loops
are, like, a million times better. I'm
going to save our kid all that pain.
DIANE:
Jack...
JACK:
(putting all three in cart)
If you could be Count Chocula,
Frankenberry or Trix the Rabbit, who'd
you be?
DIANE:
(removing the box)
Trix...
JACK:
Me too! Will it ever end?!
(yelling to the store)
I love this lady!
He kisses her as SHE SLIPS ANOTHER BOX on the shelf.
DIANE:
Jack, I think I should get a job.
JACK:
(rubbing her belly)
But we agreed your job is running the
baby machine...
DIANE:
I know, but that was before.
JACK:
Ah! I almost forgot gas for the baby
machine. I'll grab your Snickers and
get a place in line.
He kisses her again and runs off. Diane watches him - the
love in her eyes quickly turns back to worry and she starts
to put everything back on the shelves: cookies, cereal,
chips, ice cream - oh, that struggle, but it goes...
INT. SAFEWAY CHECK OUT STAND - LATER
ANGLE ON AISLE:
Diane emerges with an almost empty cart. Just milk, peanut
butter, bread and a large roast are all that remain.
JACK (O.S.)
Hey, Di!
Diane turns to see Jack, a couple aisles over, holding out a
LITTLE KID WITH GLASSES.
JACK (CONT'D)
(in a funny voice)
Hello, I'm the little professor.
Wouldn't it be cute if ours looked like
this?!
A WOMAN RUSHES over and ANGRILY grabs her kid back from Jack,
punches him and storms off. Diane rushes in line, ditching
the roast in a gum rack beside the check-out.
As she struggles with it, she notices a WOMAN at the LINCOLN
SAVINGS AND LOANS BRANCH (inside the Safeway at the end of
the check-out aisles) putting out a HELP WANTED sign.
INT. JACK'S MUSTANGE - MOMENTS LATER
Jack drives as Diane devours a king size Snickers bar.
JACK:
I never knew you dreamed of working in a
grocery store bank branch. Baby, we are
living the great American Dream!
DIANE:
(mouth full of Snickers)
Mmm-hmmm...
Unseen by Jack, Diane slips her hand out the partially open
window, releasing a PAGE from her NOTEPAD.
On the BLOWING LIST as the Mustang drives on:
DIANE (O.S.) (CONT'D)
(mouth full)
If you reach for the stars, you're bound
to get -- mm-Jack, pull over.
JACK (O.S.)
Huh? Oh Jesus...
EXT. JACK'S MUSTANG (SWERVES TO STOP) - SUNSET
He pulls over.
JACK (O.S.)
Why do they call it morning sickness?
In the UNFOCUSED B.G., Diane opens her door and crawls out,
about to toss her cookies. In the F.G., the LIST settles on
the road:
FROM THE BEAUTIFUL MIND OF DIANE is a pre-printedon the top. Diane wrote "Monthly Income" column which totals
"$525." Her "Monthly Bills" column totals "$845." "ONE
MONTH LEFT" is scribbled at the bottom.
MUSIC UP:
MONTAGE BEGINS:
INT. SAFEWAY - SEAFOOD DEPARTMENT/BANK BRANCH - DAY
CLOSE ON A FISH:
In the seafood case. The BUTCHER's hand comes in, takes it
out, and flops it on the scale.
ANGLE ON:
Oscillating fan behind him. Follow the smell as it drifts
from the counter over to Diane, working in the Bank Branch.
She sniffs, sniffs again, then suddenly gags and goes down
behind the counter.
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