Sugar and Spice Page #8
INT. APARTMENT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
CLOSE ON:
Diane's belly. Jack's HAND comes into frame, tracing it
against the wall. PULL BACK as DIANE steps away. We SEE TWO
LINES labelled, "AUGUST" and "SEPTEMBER" on the wall. They
smile and kiss.
INT. LINCOLN HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
SLOW MOTION:
The squad, in uniform, walks toward camera in a line across
the hall - looking cool as hell.
ANGLE BEHIND:
Squad walks away. An ADDITIONAL PIECE OF FABRIC has been
added to the back of Diane's skirt.
INT. APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - DAY
Jack and Diane open the front door. The BUILDING MANAGER
pushes in a big screen TV. MUSIC UNDER.
BUILDING MANAGER
I need a place to keep this. Anyone
asks, what d'ya know? You don't know
sh*t.
SCHOOL BAND MUSIC UP. Jack and Diane hug each other, they
have a TV!
Jack hikes the ball, steps back to throw, but trips on his
shoe laces.
ON THE CROWD:
All are silent. A HECKLER STANDS.
HECKLER:
Hey, Bartlett, pick up your skirt when
you run!
ON THE SQUAD:
Watching from the field. Diane turns to the crowd. Jack's
heckler must die!
KANSAS:
(yelling to heckler)
Run, you bastard, run! She's hormonal!!
Diane's off, SCALING THE BLEACHERS.
EXT. FOOTBALL FIELD - AFTER GAME - NIGHT
FANS ARE GONE. A beat-up Jack, helmet under arm, walks with
his arms around Diane, who's icing her fist. He smiles and
kisses her hand.
INT. APARTMENT - BEDROOM - NIGHT
CLOSE ON:
Diane's belly. Jack's hand comes into frame, tracing it.
PULL BACK:
as Diane steps away. We see THREE LINES: "August",
"September" and "October" already written on the wall. They
smile and kiss.
CLOSE ON:
Jack and the social retards.
JACK:
...she's in my hands, right? Moist to
the touch. It's at that moment I think
I control her - she's mine. But it's a
false illusion, like in "Backdraft." No
man controls fire! She's ready, I'm
ready, she's ready, I yell, "One-fifty
four, forty eight."
PULL BACK:
to reveal he's holding a football.
JACK (CONT'D)
Hike!
The social retards are orgasmic over his story.
INT. SAFEWAY - BANK BRANCH - DAY
MUZAK UP. Diane, at the service window, smiles as she helps
a CUSTOMER, then drops her pen behind the counter, mouthing
"Ooops, one moment." She bends down.
BEHIND THE COUNTER
Diane voraciously rips the top off a SNICKERS and shoves it
into a jar of HAAGENDAAZ. She takes a huge bite, then pops
INT. MALL BOOK STORE - PARENTING SECTION - DAY
Squad is looking over different pregnancy books. Cleo reads
CLEO:
I can't believe they have the "Top Ten
Alternatives to Sex for You and Your
Boyfriend" and "watching each other
masturbate" isn't even listed!
All stare at her a beat.
LUCY:
(off pregnancy book)
Diane, it says here you're going to have
mood swings, uncontrollable gas.
KANSAS:
More proof God's a guy...
LUCY:
...and sex dreams where you actually
have an orgasm!
KANSAS:
Virgin Mary musta snuck that one in.
Hannah hits Kansas. MUSIC TURNS TO SLOWER MINOR CHORDS.
INT. LINCOLN HIGH - HALLWAY - DAY
Same SLOW MOTION scene. Squad walks TOWARD CAMERA in line
across the hall - again looking cool as hell.
ANGLE BEHIND:
A larger piece of fabric has been added to the back of
Diane's skirt.
INT. APARTMENT - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Diane (eating Snickers) sits in the bean-bag chair in front
of the BIG SCREEN TV. Jack stands beside it, holding a
video, "ANIMAL BIRTHS." He smiles and puts it in the VCR.
Under OPENING CREDITS a KITTEN IS BEING BORN. Jack is
horrified by it.
INT. MALL - VIDEO BARN - LATE NIGHT
Jack, LOOKING TIRED, is doing homework at the counter with
the social retards. (Store is decorated for Christmas.)
CHRIS:
Jack, c'mon, you promised.
JACK:
(yawning)
Okay, one question.
TED:
(to other social retards)
Oh, me-me-me, mine's great.
CHRIS:
Lisa approaches the counter, VIDEO TAPES in hand.
TED:
Okay. Jack, y'know how you and Diane...
slept together?
(looking to tards, pleased with
himself)
Well now that you can't, y'know, (f***)
"sleep together," but you still sleep
together, don't you ever get, like,
just, super horny? If so, how horny?
I'll be quiet now so I can listen to
your answer.
LISA:
(flirting her ass off)
Yeah, Jack - I'd love to hear your
answer.
She sets her videos on the counter, smiling seductively.
Jack starts to run them under the scanner.
JACK:
The answer's easy...
(quickly)
Oh, "Lolita" is due tomorrow - Same for
"9 1/2 Weeks." Ditto on "Wild Things."
(back to question)
I'm gonna be a dad! Dads don't get
horny.
Lisa grabs her tapes and exits.
INT. APARTMENT - BEDROOM - DAY
CLOSE ON:
Diane's belly. Jack's HAND comes into frame, tracing it.
Jack licks it off as we PULL BACK to see a VERY TIRED Diane
holding a pint of ice cream, using a SNICKERS as a spoon.
FOUR lines labelled "August," "September," "October" and
"November" on the wall. Jack gives Diane a tired peck on the
cheek as she continues to eat.
ON CROWD:
As they TURN FLASH CARDS IN UNISON to read: "2-4-6-8 LOGS ARE
ON SQUAD:
going nuts! They notice Diane isn't there. She's eating a
vendor's box. They run over to her.
ON JACK:
running for a touchdown - a la his homecoming run. This time
he's exhausted and the competition is gaining.
Everything grinds to a SLO-MO CRAWL as Jack makes a heroic
leap for the touchdown. With his spare hand, he attempts to
smother a huge yawn, as opposing players come flying at him
from both sides.
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