Super High Me Page #4

at the end.

There, yeah.

You can always put a question

mark at the end of anything you

like.

Now, I'm gonna show you certain

things.

I want you to actually name

them.

What do you call this thing?

Fancy.

Watch.

What do you call this thing?

A pen?

All right.

I can't wait to take this

when I'm high.

Now, remember those three

words I told you before?

[Gasps]

See, I knew it!

It was only three words.

I know.

Boat and cucumber.

Okay, there was a third word.

I know.

Boat, cucumber...

I don't know the third one. Right, you got

three.

It was wire.

Wire!

Okay, no wonder.

Repeat this after me, graham.

Boat, cucumber, wire.

Boat, cucumber, wire.

All right, you're good, too.

I'm good?

I'm not a stoner.

Your lungs got better.

How much better?

3% in 23 days.

So I'm at 93%?

You're about 92%, which is

actually -that's not

insubstantial.

I can't tell you if it's

statistically significant, but

it's not insignificant.

See, that memory test -I

knew I was 89% from three weeks

ago.

So what three words did he

tell you?

Told me...wire, bacon, and

some other one.

[Laughs]

He did worse than I did!

And he doesn't smoke pot ever!

[Bell dings]

Jim.

Oh, hey, Jim.

I was hoping that was you, but

I'm not psychic.

We'll find out, won't we?

We'll find out how psychic I

am.

I have the exact same deck

over there.

We're gonna flip a card up, and

you're gonna guess which one of

the cards we're flipping up,

and, to my knowledge, there has

never been a test done before

which compares psychic ability

before and after the influence

of marijuana.

It's groundbreaking, yeah.

It's groundbreaking research.

First card -everybody see the

first card?

And, Doug, what is your guess?

Triangle.

First guess is "triangle."

What's your guess?

Circle.

"Circle" is the guess.

So that's it.

We only got one?

Is that right?

The whole time?

One hit out of 25 -wow.

So you're negative psychic.

You're spectacularly not

psychic.

Spectacularly un-psychic.

Yeah.

What allegedly has happened

is that a D.E.A. Agent tried to

get in without his proper

credentials, and the security

guard did what he's paid to do,

which is to say, "no, I don't

think so.

It was led by John Smith again.

The same guy who's been told to

stop doing this.

Until City Council reconvenes

and we put together an

ordinance, he feels he's Rambo

again, and thing you know,

NBC showed up, KTLA showed up.

The D.E.A. Is still inside.

There you go, there you go,

there he is!

The great John Smith.

[Jeering, booing]

This is California, baby!

We voted this in!

You're not welcome, and we ain't

going anywhere!

Together:
D.e.a., go away!

D.E.A., go away!

You hit him!

Yo, I saw it!

I saw that!

[Indistinct shouting]

John "Scumbag" Smith, come on

down!

[Indistinct shouting]

Yeah!

You want to call the real

police?

You didn't expect this!

We have no department

employees involved in this.

Are they really D.E.A.?

They're real D.E.A. Officers.

Agents, yes.

And John Smith's not up

there?

We have no Department

employees involved in this

incident.

So John Smith's not in it?

No.

And he's not up there,

either?

As of right now, no.

Are you saying John Smith

isn't up there?

I know John Smith, Officer

Smith.

He's not there.

Doesn't the police or any

law-enforcement official that

wants to invade our space have

to have a warrant to do so?

I'm not gonna comment on

that.

You won't comment on whether

or not they have a warrant?

I'm not gonna comment on

that.

Officer, will you be leaving

officers here?

Yes.

If they don't have a warrant,

then they shouldn't be there.

Okay.

This has been going on its

ninth hour.

Word is that the D.E.A.'s

locksmiths that were here that

we ran away are gonna probably

be coming back.

The issues that they're having

is they need to get into the

safe, apparently, that's

upstairs, and we also have word

that, yeah, they do have a

search warrant, but guess what?

There's no signature on it.

Who signed the warrant?

What judge signed the warrant?

We have the right to know!

This is why we waited all

night, because we knew this was

gonna happen!

But that's okay!

We have it on film!

Go bust a meth lab, you pussies!

Go up the street and do your

job, man.

Their job is not to save

California.

Their job is to get the hell out

of the state of California.

Yep.

So isn't marijuana legal in

California?

Well, it is, but the law is not

recognized by the federal

government.

To explain, the 10th Amendment

of the Bill of Rights says that

states have the right to govern

themselves with regard to powers

not granted or prohibited by the

constitution.

In the last century, many issues

have challenged this amendment,

including abortion, gay

marriage, and gambling.

As of today, federal antidrug

laws are in direct conflict with

laws in California and several

other states that allow patients

legal access to medical

marijuana.

[Bell dings]

Bye, space needle.

So...

can I interest you in some

assorted nuts?

[Clock ticking]

The whole idea was that I

would help facilitate the growth

of so much marijuana that the

D.E.A. And all the agencies of

the United States would never be

able to destroy it at the rate I

would help create it, and that,

ultimately, I -one man --

would neutralize the work of the

entire D.E.A. with their

multibillion-dollar budget.

He calls himself "the prince

of pot," but he may become "the

prince of federal prison."

I was watching "60 minutes,"

and there's a whole story about

Marc Emery.

The prince of pot.

Yeah, and how they want to

extradite him and all that.

I would love to interview that

guy.

See, 'cause I have this idea

that none of this is any good

unless you have to face

temptation.

I'm just saying there's no

virtue without temptation.

So I'll just make sure.

I still get to smell it.

That's one thing.

Well, you see, even that's

giving into a little bit of it

right there, eh, so I'm

corrupting you just by being in

the proximity.

Just to let you know, I've seen

more grow rooms than anybody

else alive in Canada -I think

400 or so -and been arrested

22 times, jailed 17 times,

raided 6 times, all for pot.

Nothing unsavory.

You know, I, if anything, have a

good reason never to have to use

drugs, and typically, I only

experiment with the psychedelics

once every six months or a year

and smoke pot, and I don't

believe I have any drug

dependencies, and having treated

drug addicts, I can see what --

do you know what?

Of the 65 people I treated, 60

of them did not have their

biological father in their life

for all or part of their

childhood, and that, I found,

was the most key, fundamental

component of every single drug

addict is that their biological

father was not there for a lot

of their prepubescent life.

I found that pot made me more

patient.

Made me a more creative lover

and a creative writer.

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